The first night after Caroline moves into her fantastic new San Francisco apartment, she realizes she’s gaining an - um - intimate knowledge of her new neighbor’s nocturnal adventures. Thanks to paper-thin walls and the guy’s athletic prowess, she can hear not just his bed banging against the wall but the ecstatic response of what seems (as loud night after loud night goes by) like an endless parade of women. And since Caroline is currently on a self-imposed "dating hiatus," and her neighbor is clearly lethally attractive to women, she finds her fantasies keep her awake even longer than the noise. So when the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed, Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts Simon Parker, her heard-but-never-seen neighbor. The tension between them is as thick as the walls are thin, and the results just as mixed. Suddenly, Caroline is finding she may have discovered a whole new definition of neighborly....
In a delicious mix of silly and steamy, Alice Clayton dishes out a hot and hilarious tale of exasperation at first sight...
©2013 Alice Clayton (P)2013 Simon & Schuster
This book should have been a short 4 to 5 hour read. I was pulling my hair out towards the end becase the author would not let the story end....
12 step program please. I am addicted to Audible! I love trashy sexy books, award winning novels and everything between. Bring it!
I expected more given the reviews. It was an OK listen. While yes there were some very funny moments, most of the book was boring. I was tired of hearing about her lack of "O" yes we got it, we got the memo several times. We get it, you can't have an organism. By the end I didn't care about either character. The last hour was literally a headache of continuous oh my god, I'm so totally awesome, i'm having a trillion back-to-back orgasms.
The narrator did not add to this story.
No major reactions - I just didn't like it as much as others.
I passed on this book several times. But the reviewers convinced me. I love a funny love story. This one started so good. Very funny, Great characters. The dialog was really good. I'm on the fence with the narrator. I think I maybe getting too picky. She has a great voice. I just can't figure out how she gets it so breathy..and extends the ending of words. It is annoying, but it was not a deal breaker. I didn't think I would eeeevvvvveeeerrrr finish this book it became completely different, the characters changed about a 180....and I couldn't enjoy the change. In my opinion this book could of been memorable.
I write, I read, I listen
There is actually a good premise here, an unusual start to a romance. Unfortunately the author was trying so hard to be witty and funny and urbane that the characters slide right into the ridiculous. The narration actually made the problem worse, as all three female friends are read with a degree of breathless silliness that was hard to stomach.
Far sillier than Sex in the City, not nearly as entertaining.
The narrator could have toned down the drama and silliness.
I love being swept away by a new romance and thankfully Audible's ever growing Library means I get to indulge myself over and over again
Now hold on because I'm going to gush a little here.... this was such a fun listen with lol hilarious bits (especially with the cat). It was also an entertaining and romantic listen that had that 'feel good factor' and, as the sexual chemistry kept building between H/H, it got even more so. It had a dreamy 6 pack handsome hero and a good supporting cast of characters that added another dynamic to the storyline as we hear what all the texts say as they fly between each of the six characters.
I hadn't heard of this author before but I will definitely be looking out for any of her future books.
Worth a credit? The hours of listening pleasure this brings you makes this a very credit-worthy listen - so, in my book, that's a YES.
I am the definition of a contradiction. I am a tomboy but just can't seem to get enough of romance books!
From the moment I began reading this book, I was laughing so hard iI forgot everything around me!
Clive, the cat was epic... His love for Purina was epic...and loved his thoughts at the end! Can't wait for the next book and his views about "his people"
OK. Enough about the cat! This was a sweet romance!
I was utterly entertained by Caroline and her quest for 'O' only to find that the one person who could get her rocks off was her next door neighbor aptly named 'wallbanger'
Simon on the other hand, having never been in a normal relationship because of his career finds that banging his 'harem' doesn't do it for him anymore... all he wants is Caroline.
A huge part of the book is comical tales as the two tiptoe around each other... and when they finally get on the same page... they play games..winding them up all for the promise of 'delayed gratification!'
The secondary characters were amazing, the antics and loves stories were touching and a nice bonus...
Can't wait to see what Caroline and Simon do in the next book!
I would say definitely worth a credit.
Being a mom, career woman & student (again) I don't have time to read and miss it. Driving to/from work/school is now fun thanks to audible!
I liked the cat because of his personality. The story had a lot of potential but was a very frustrating listen due to the girl in the story always second guessing herself or being super annoying by over thinking EVERYTHING! Most issues could have been resolved if she'd just communicate! Ugh!
Otherwise it's a good listen when you don't want to make your brain think.
The cat. I found the neighbor's career quite interesting.
She's a bit too breathy. You end up concentrating on her breathing verses reading.
No not really. The story has a great potential if we'd remove the hours of second guessing and overthinking from the main female character. If she would just commuicate her thoughts I think it wouldve been a far more interesting and fun story!
Premise is good. Had potential.
the beginning was great but then the story moves slowly forward from there on at the same time as the characters advance very quickly and become committed to one another without much commitment or persuasion from the other. Ok listen/read however the story leaves much to be desired.
Caroline, the main character, lives in San Francisco with "her girls," the three of them friends since their college days at Berkeley. At a housewarming party, they meet guys who went to Stanford. Imagine their surprise when they realize that Simon is the "wallbanger" who lives next door to Caroline, literally shaking the walls as he has raunchy sex with not one but three different women on successive nights. When she couldn't stand it anymore, she'd pounded on his door in the wee hours of the morning, telling him to quiet down... and he tells her that it's his right to do whatever he wants in the privacy of his house. He starts calling her "cockblocker" for interrupting his sex with woman number three. And, because he's a class act, he tells his two buddies all about the episode, referring to Caroline as "pink nightie girl."
I am not looking for deep philosophy when shopping for escapist reading. But Berkeley, Stanford... and really? Caroline's fabulous career is to make things pretty. She admires her boss because she's soooooo beautiful, and her super successful boss spends time prying for the latest gossip about "wallbanger."
Because, wouldn't you know, that Simon is a sweet guy.
And knowing that he's banging the hell out of three other women is obviously no obstacle to obsessing about his body parts and screaming his name in her wet dreams, which he of course hears and smirks about.
Doesn't this sound like an empowered, happily ever after scenario?
The bar is set pretty low when the book is about giggling, twirling a strand of hair on your finger, looking down at your pretty bubble-gum pink toenail polish. Using slang that's outdated, and --ooo! texting!
Seriously, high school romances have more substance than this. I figured by Chapter Seven something would develop in terms of a plot line, but the story is about prude with a cat lusting helplessly for a womanizer. A formulaic reform of the rake isn't enough dramatic tension to me interested. I wish I could get a refund the four hours I spent listening before giving up. Grade: F.
I've always been a avid reader so now I'm a avid listener. I prefer the paranormal genre but I do like to switch things up. It's boring if you don't have variety. Of course I do love the romance and the hotter the better. Also, you can't beat a good thriller filled with suspense and a ending you can't even guess at until the very end.
Don't bother to read the reviews. Use your credit or just purchase it!!!!!!!!! I promise your gonna sit, drive your car, run, or whatever you do while you listen with a BIG smile on your face. This one is one I'd give 10 stars cause it's just that good.
"Don't waste a credit"
Could not wait to get to the end. Hope it would get better as it went along but it didn't .
The narration of this audio book was one of the most sickly,irritating I have come across. It was almost like a child try to come across as sexy, I hope no one in the us really talks like this.
Let it be narrated by a more normal, worldly adult, female
yes & i have
yes she is brilliant
stranger banging on the wall
loved it........ funny
"My first Alice Clayton audio book and I loved it."
Yes, I have recommend this book to friend because it is a great book. I wanted to share it with friends because it made me laugh.
"So not what I expected"
I had read a couple of reviews on this book and held off from reading it , how wrong were they I havent enjoed a book so much in ages the narrator is ace and becomes Caroline - the writer has made it so funny, poignant sensual and really interesting from start to finish really looking forward to the next book .
"Not Disappointed!! Narrator is Fabulous!"
I have wanted to read this for ages, but my tbr list is ridiculous, so Audible is helping me no end!!!
Listening to this was Amazing!! I thoroughly enjoyed myself and laughed at the narrator having to 'sound out' the sex noises coming from Simon's apartment. ;-)
Really refreshing book and the relationship between Caroline and Clive is something else also.... had me in fits. I am sure that he could have a book of his own! So imagine my delight when i got to the end, seriously, what he did to the 'Tall one' i had to skip back to make sure i was hearing correctly!
Loved the search for the missing O, and damn.... when she returns, she really dolls herself up in her finest and makes sure everyone is there to notice her entrance doesn't she ;-)
"You're going to want to hold on for this!"
Can't wait to get my hands on more from Alice..
"3-4 star book"
A fair bit of the dialogue was laugh out loud funny - a bit embarrassing when you are doing you shopping
I might but i found her style a bit too slow, I enjoyed it more when i listened to it at 1.5x speed.
no! it is far too long to listen in one go but i did listen to it over 2 days.
I found it quite easy to listen to and enjoy in a very superficial way, I did'nt especially bond with the characters but they were nice. There are no major crisis or overly emotional parts of the book (youll be in no danger of crying thats for sure) I did struggle to get through their trip to spain but then the story picks up again after that. the sex is not especially raunchy either and I quite like rude/sexy book. Overall I would describe this as a really good holiday book worthy of about 3.5 stars overall.
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