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Wallbanger Audiobook

Wallbanger

Thanks to paper-thin walls and the guy’s athletic prowess, Carolyn is gaining an - um - intimate knowledge of her new neighbor's nocturnal adventures. And since Caroline is currently on a self-imposed "dating hiatus," and her neighbor is clearly lethally attractive to women, she finds her fantasies keep her awake even longer than the noise. So when the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed, Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts Simon Parker, her heard-but-never-seen neighbor.
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The first night after Caroline moves into her fantastic new San Francisco apartment, she realizes she’s gaining an - um - intimate knowledge of her new neighbor’s nocturnal adventures. Thanks to paper-thin walls and the guy’s athletic prowess, she can hear not just his bed banging against the wall but the ecstatic response of what seems (as loud night after loud night goes by) like an endless parade of women. And since Caroline is currently on a self-imposed "dating hiatus," and her neighbor is clearly lethally attractive to women, she finds her fantasies keep her awake even longer than the noise. So when the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed, Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts Simon Parker, her heard-but-never-seen neighbor. The tension between them is as thick as the walls are thin, and the results just as mixed. Suddenly, Caroline is finding she may have discovered a whole new definition of neighborly....

In a delicious mix of silly and steamy, Alice Clayton dishes out a hot and hilarious tale of exasperation at first sight...

©2013 Alice Clayton (P)2013 Simon & Schuster

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    Bexlyn Wright Kentucky 03-21-15
    Bexlyn Wright Kentucky 03-21-15 Member Since 2016

    I'm a grad student with very little time to edit reviews because I'm editing research papers. Forgive the typos. They're made with love.

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    "Quirky Not-Quite-Erotic Romance meets Chick Lit"

    Okay about the title. The GUY is called Wallbanger. It's a nickname. In a world where erotic books are everywhere, giving this book such a title may seem a bit misleading. I mean, it's probably the perfect title, but if you're looking for a smexy book, this is not it. It's standard quirky-with-a-cocktail reading with some hotter stuff at the end, but it takes a while to get there.

    There's sexy bits, yeah, but it takes a while to get there. So if you want a hot and lusty read, this isn't it.

    I found the whole "O" thing annoying. Girl hasn't been able to have an orgasm. She doesn't turn to anything needing batteries though, so she's not trying all that hard. That she fought about her lack of "O" and even named it, got old. And she named other things too. Heart argued with Brain, etc. It was weird at times.

    I might need a while to warm up to checking out a sequel.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    E H 01-09-14
    E H 01-09-14

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    "predictable - so predictable"
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    Folks who want a typical "Sex in the City" type book.


    What was most disappointing about Alice Clayton’s story?

    There wasn't a single plot twist I didn't see a mile away. And I listen to books while I'm doing household chores, so I am not paying much attention, most of the time.


    Would you be willing to try another one of Heather Smith’s performances?

    I might be, depending on other's reviews and ratings.


    What character would you cut from Wallbanger?

    Mimi


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    Diva Canada 01-06-14
    Diva Canada 01-06-14
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    "Not wild about this one"

    I bought this book based on its high recommendation from other listeners but it wasn't really for me. There is a funny part at the end with the cat (who is the best character in the book) but other than that, I found it to be very drawn-out and a bit tortuous. The narrator was good enough for the material she had to work with but there really wasn't much plot at all. It's really just hours and hours of a couple finally getting together.

    This is just a basic romance novel. There are no real sub-plots or fascinating secondary characters. It's just boy meeets girl and a whole lot of angst around why they couldn't possibly get together - for nearly 14 hours!

    This wasn't an exhilarating, or even all that interesting, listen for me.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    brenda 09-19-13
    brenda 09-19-13
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    "Too boring for words"

    Could have been a good story but dragged. couldn't finish.
    I like action not a bunch of food talk.


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    Crystal Australia 06-13-13
    Crystal Australia 06-13-13 Listener Since 2009
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    "OH MY GOD I THOUGHT IT WOULD NEVER END!!"

    Dear god i thought this was never going to end *UGH* 13 Hours of utter rambling. Started off ok but should have finished in 5hrs not drawn out and filled with absolute crap to make the 13 hour mark! What a wasted purchase so disappointed.

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    Jay Vancouver, BC, Canada 06-10-13
    Jay Vancouver, BC, Canada 06-10-13
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    "A few laughs, mostly just bad..."

    The main character is shallow, materialistic... and mostly just an immature whiny kid.

    The book plays into a lot of negative women stereotypes that I feel we could do without.

    I realize I'm not the target demographic here... I kinda picked this one by mistake... but regardless I thought this one was extremely painful to get through. I kept wanting to reach through the pages and punch the characters in the face.

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    Amazon Customer RUTHER GLEN, VA, United States 05-26-13
    Amazon Customer RUTHER GLEN, VA, United States 05-26-13 Member Since 2015
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    "Totally hilarious!!"

    This is definitely one of the best books I have listened to lately. So funny but very sexy. The book starts off great and you just can't help but laugh at the situations Caroline hears through her walls. Then her conversations with her friends about what is happening is great. It is nice to hear a sexy book about two fairly normal people instead of two people who have such tragic pasts. This author reminds me a lot of Molly Harper. Tons of funny, laugh out loud parts but she is also good at creating sexual chemistry. The narrator was also very good. She won me over in the first couple scenes where Caroline hears her neighbors wall banging. Totally worth the credit!!! This is one book you will need to remember where you are when listening because you will find yourself laughing out loud on several occasions. My husband laughed at me several times while I was laughing.

    13 of 17 people found this review helpful
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    Jordy 06-10-13
    Jordy 06-10-13 Member Since 2016

    I'm proud to be a bookaholic...addicted, obsessed, passionate!!! My favorite way to relax & escape reality....

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    "Oh My Lord this book was HOT!"

    This book was awesome! Hit all my right buttons!! Steamy, Sexy, Yummy, Romantic, Passionate!!! The narrator did a sublime job! You must buy this book!!

    24 of 32 people found this review helpful
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    Karen Oxford, New Zealand 05-20-13
    Karen Oxford, New Zealand 05-20-13 Member Since 2014

    Devotee of multi-tasking, keen gardener and cross-stitcher. Now able to do both AND listen to stories at the same time. Bliss.

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    "Laugh Out Loud Funny"

    I read this book a while ago and loved it, so snapped it up when I saw it here and am SO pleased I did. Heather Smith is a brilliant narrator and brings the book to life in a way that had me snickering frequently, and hysterically laughing out loud at times. If listening to this on headphones, listen to it alone. Otherwise, people are going to start looking at you funny when you can't control your mirth. Worth a credit? Absolutely! I'd have happily given two credits for this gem.

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    Stacey 06-11-13
    Stacey 06-11-13
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    "Was expecting it to be a little hotter than it was"

    I must say, I purchased this because of the reviews. Many said it was funny and romantic. Indeed the reviews were correct about the hilarity of the book. I laughed my bottom off with this book. Her cat! Meow!!! Funny!!!!!! The inner monologues and the texting amongst the friends kept me laughing so hard. However, I was disappointed at the romance angle since these two were made for each other, but could not seem to get "it" going until late in the book. I was also ticked at the heroine's friends for spilling what was an obvious confidence to people they barely knew. I like my romances steamy and this was not even close to boiling. Heather Smith was a great narrator. However, I will think twice before purchasing by this author again. If I want hilarity over steam, then I would consider this writer.

    7 of 9 people found this review helpful

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