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Torpedo Your Balls! The Swimming Pool Game

By: Aukey Wikoff, Levon Jihanian, Marc Garvin
Narrated by: Crystal
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Torpedo Your Balls didn't just backstroke its way into your audio player. It is in fact the result of hours of chlorinated paranoia, sideways looks from concerned strangers, and pool times cut short for dozens of confused children. No other pool-time game is as unignorable, so outwardly detested, and so secretly admired. A champion of Torpedo Your Balls is a champion of life. Get ready to ruin pool time forever.

©2013 Pieter Wikoff (P)2013 Orange Monkey

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