A part-time buffoon and ersatz scholar specializing in BS, pedantry, schmaltz and cultural coprophagia.
Before I heard Samuel L. Jackson read this post-modern self-help book in his deep, authoritative, GOD-like voice, I had: restless leg syndrome, sleep apnoea, delayed sleep phase syndrome, parasomnias, night terrors, nocturia, caffeine induced insomnia and somniphobia. After listening to this self-help book, I turned over, told my leg to "chill out motherf--ker" and went the f--k to sleep.
Learn, understand, then decide whether you accept or reject.
Pretty much what the title says. It's short, it's extremely funny and it's extremely cheap, you're better off saving a credit and buying it off your credit card. Profanities make it work in the way only Samuel L. Jackson can deliver.