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- The Dark Profit Saga, Book 3
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- Length: 22 hrs and 9 mins
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The monarch wants him dead. A dragon’s torching the realm. Is his heroic gig about to be a critical catastrophe?
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Once again, the legendary comedy duo unearth six vitally important subjects... and then tit about about them. From surviving on a desert island to being eaten by a cardboard crocodile, Dawn and Jennifer will entertain, inform and thoroughly tit about for your pleasure. (Batteries not included.)
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- Luke P
- 04-06-24
More Funny Fantasy
This book isn’t as funny as the previous 2, and honestly the first is the funniest by far. It still has plenty of funny lines, but is less comedic throughout. It’s a good book, a good end to a good series, and I liked it, but I wish the whole series kept the same amount of comedic tone, pacing, and character development as the first installment. It feels like the plot improved at the cost of the series’ original strengths shining less. I think the first book read like Discworld meets Dungeons & Dragons, but this book felt more like just Dungeons & Dragons with occasional jokes. It’s good, just not exactly what I hoped for going into it.
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- Lotte
- 04-21-24
Great conclusion of the story
I was waiting for the final installment so badly and i was not disappointed. I love this story, the economics, the racism, the romance, the creatures, all so wonderfully woven into a great story. I love all the characters and i wonder which one is my favorite. Can't come to a conclusion. I love them all. The narration is fantastic. I can only recommend the trilogy, if you love trolls, and dragons and elves and gnomes and such this is a great story to listen to.
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- Anonymous User
- 04-10-24
Pratchett-esque, a masterwork.
My favourite fantasy series outside of Sir Terry's Discworld. My greatest regret that I've now finished it and will likely have to wait a few years before I inevitably will want to revisit this jewel. I laughed, I cried and more than once had to pause because I was yelling at myself in excitement.
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- Anonymous User
- 04-02-24
Damn.
The third act is an emotional roller-coaster. I'm a little sad it appears to only be a trilogy. But it's a nice comfy tucking in of a wrap up. a few unanswered question left open to interpretation so maybe it's not. Ingerson is an absolute force of nature
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- Jacob T.
- 04-10-24
I'm sad it's done
loved this story, seeing the character arcs from beginning to end and how it all came together was very good. I feel like some stories could spinoff from here and would love to see it
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- Amazon Customer
- 04-14-24
Perfect end to the series
Very rarely can an author keep up the quality all the way to the end of a trilogy but he has done it here. I found myself totally satisfied with the end.
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- Shawn
- 03-24-24
Deep characters, Excellent plot twists
I have been waiting for this book for so long and I’m not disappointed. I love how the story, characters, and morals are for people of all ages. They have the simplicity and depth that a child can understand, but that even a well seasoned adult can relate to. This book is not preachy, if it was, I wouldn’t have finished book one. I wouldn’t hesitate to gift this book to anyone who enjoys fantasy. I already know that I am going to come back to this series again and again. I ran a dnd campaign based off of this setting because of how much it inspired me.
The comedy of the office, mixed with the adventure of high fantasy. A genuinely amazing story from a brilliant author.
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- Demarkahs Ingram
- 03-29-24
A great ending to a amazing journey
Honestly this was so well worth the wait, ever since I picked up orcanomics I knew I would love this story immensely from start to finish and J.Z.P did not disappoint at all. I love how the story changes your perspective on certain things and makes you feel for certain characters and all the twist. Something I wasn’t prepared for and some completely blew me away. After listening to all three books I would gladly recommend this series to anyone.
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- Kiki
- 04-11-24
Satisfying ending to a clever, funny story
I enjoyed listening to this final part of the trilogy. It took me a few chapters to remember the players, but then I fell into the story and am sad to see it end. Very enjoyable and clever!
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- ano
- 04-13-24
good 😊 liked it
it was a bit too deus ex machina and maybe a little too saccharine too.
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