• BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem: How I Cornered the Multiversal Monopoly

  • Shopocalypse Saga, Book 5
  • By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
  • Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
  • Length: 19 hrs and 8 mins
  • 4.9 out of 5 stars (84 ratings)

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BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem: How I Cornered the Multiversal Monopoly

By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
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When the universe defaults on its existential loans, who better to foreclose the apocalypse than the Windowpuncher, Tyson Dawes?

Dearth Conglomerate is plummeting in market value, and Kraken is no more. But not all threats have been extinguished. Thanks to the rising threat of the Sleem, the whole multiverse is in danger. Desperate for a cosmic bailout, the Church calls for a financial crusade. Meanwhile, Molls and her family fall into a whole mess of market shock and face futures unknown.

With Storage under threat of hostile foreclosure, the universe faced with Sleem saturation, and Silken Sands spread thinly over too many areas of opportunity, has BuyMort found its final market victor?

From the elastic supply of the Church's Inquisition auditing Silken Sands to a climactic battle with ROI (that's Return on Incineration, by the way) so low it crashes all markets, this is one fiscal year you won't want to miss.

Get ready for a hostile takeover of epic proportions. In BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem, the end isn't nigh—it's been leveraged, securitized, and is ready to liquidate. Say your prayers and check your credit score because when the celestial ledger closes, you'll want to make sure your cosmic assets are diversified.

©2023 Joseph Phelps, Damien Hanson (P)2024 Podium Audio

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Another solid entry into the series

this has quickly become one of my favorite series. Seeing all the characters grow from how they initially struggled is great. I'm a bit concerned about where the MC will go from here but if handled right I think we're in for some very compelling story telling to watch him struggle with he has become and what he's doing should be neat

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Chef's Kiss

If you are worried that the quality of the story will dip from the previous, fear not! Because it's just as good as the rest of the series!

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Amazing

Such a great addition to the series, Garfield reference is hilarious… I cannot wait for the next one

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Buy More

This series keeps getting better. Can’t wait for the next installment of the great series.

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Non-stop action

Absolutely awesome!!! I love the whole shopocalypse. Wayne Mitchell beings the characters to life as the should be. Especially the warlord. I can't wait to see how Tyson brings down the church. I would highly recommend this whole series.

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Best one yet

Fun ride, well written, well narrated, good progression and this book was the cherry on top of a goofy ultra-capitalistic doomsday scenario. I hope there's at least one more, but understand if not. The stakes are getting almost too extreme to put into words, though Tysons newfound focus and clarity have made him more than a lucky indestructible ball of angry meat and into a commander of the multiversal forces and resources he now commands.

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Love this damn series

I love everything about the shot not a single complaint other than not enough snooties and snitties with a sprinkling of snussy.

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Funny, fascinating, relatable- great narration

so much fun, thrown into a crazy world brimming with cultures and mysteries and so many cool things..

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great finish to a wonderful series!

this series was a joy to listen to and has such wonderful depth in both story and morality. I put his in my top 25 sci-fi / fantasy series. great job on the performance as well!

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amazing

this series has continued to amaze me with each addition. I hope the series continues after this

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