• The Maltese Iguana

  • A Novel
  • By: Tim Dorsey
  • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
  • Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (92 ratings)

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The Maltese Iguana

By: Tim Dorsey
Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
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Publisher's summary

Serge A. Storms is back on the road in the latest zany Florida caper from the “wickedly funny” (Entertainment Weekly) Tim Dorsey.

After a long and arduous COVID-19 quarantine, Serge A. Storms is fully vaccinated and ready to hit the road. Along with his condo neighbors, he cooks up a wild plan to celebrate in true Serge fashion: each week, they rent a shuttle van and head out for funky Florida road trips and some serious revelry.

Meanwhile, a CIA revenge operation down in Honduras goes very, very wrong. The local liaison hired to help with the mission is the only witness to the disaster, and the CIA quickly sets a black ops contractor on his trail to eliminate him.

Forced to flee his home country, the witness lands in Miami with a new identity and passport. But the CIA is still on his tail, pushing him further and further south to the Florida Keys, where he runs into Serge’s convoy. With Florida’s most lovable serial killer involved, the real party is about to get started…

©2023 Tim Dorsey (P)2023 HarperCollins Publishers

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Not as good as the rest

The voice and woke, was a little much. The story also was a bit all over the place. I will still read the next book to see if it approves.

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Another home run for Surge

The adventures of Surge and Coleman just get better and better. As Tim Dosey goes on in his works, his plots with multiple and unrelated threads that weave together in the end just get more enjoyable. After this book it’s time for a road trip to the Keys.

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Hilarious story!

I love the Serge Storm books and this did not disappoint. Reading was excellent! I definitely would recommend.

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Chaos Turned Into a Lego Masterpiece

Perhaps it is better to say Tim Dorsey takes chaos, because that is how all his Serge novels start and travel, and turns them into exquisite chaos by the climax. You can never go wrong with a Dorsey novel, his detail of Florida history and his ability to weave it into the fabric of the plot of his wonderfully crazed hero Serge is brilliant. The plots of his novels always bring in the absurdity of of life, the government, big business, the search for anything other than self awareness and human kindness. Half the fun is the many obscure ways he invents to punish the wicked, who knew that about ping bong balls? Serge and Coleman's adventures are the stuff of legend. Oliver Wyman's command of voices makes the many characters come alive and helps your mind paint a picture of them. No other narrator could do these novels better. A highly entertaing romp through the Florida Keys!

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Very very entertaining.

Loved the humor and outlandish situations. This is my first novel by Tim Dorsey. I found it similar in many ways to Carl Haaisen. At the same time the situations and characters stand in their own right. The narration is outstanding.

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worst voice for serge ever

love tim Dorsey and all the serge books, but the voice used for serge was horrible..high pitched, always fast talking..just didn't fit the image of serge

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Excellent story! Serge is the man!!

Right up there with the best Serge stories. I can’t wait to see where he and Coleman get into next!

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Terrific Florida book

Another great book by Tim Dorsey, we Florida residents. Just love it! Anyone who wants to laugh should read this book.

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A must read for Florida residents!

Living just off the Tamiami Trail in Southwest Florida, I always anxiously await the next installment of Serge and Coleman’s exploits. I love how our friends managed the COVID era. I will need to listen to this again to put the CIA plot together because my attention was divided watching COPs episodes filmed in Florida and taking shots every time a Florida Man was detained while not wearing a shirt.

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Surge and Colman ride again

Loved it. Hilarious. Absolutely recommend. Can't wait for the next crazy escapades. Tim Dorsey rocks.

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