Monster Jokes

The Tales of the Fart Monsters Begin! Learn about the appearance of Fritz the Fart Monster and his special friend. This is a short and funny fart story meant for kids.

"AN ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT SATIRE" "a fun read and not to mention hilarious" "Peak fiction." "this is ironically genius level." On her way home with a report card full of D and F grades, Amy is hit by a truck and transported into a world of stupidity. Now, she must use her idiocy to defeat enemies both smart and dumb, evolve into the ultimate idiot, and remake the universe into one that accepts and celebrates stupidity. Along the way, she'll fight and team up with other monster girls, free more than one world from the tyranny of intelligence, and show everyone the true power, love, and wisdom...

Charlie the Cavalier is a family friendly dog that bring smiles to children’s faces. Charlie brings to you family friendly jokes to make kids and adults smile. Enjoy this book with the children in your life.

A day without laughter is a day wasted! Anyone can tell jokes. The most important part of any joke is the pause before giving the ending or punch line. Know your person or audience before telling a joke. Telling a joke 10 or more times makes it a part of your humor. You can practice in front of a mirror.

Get ready for a hilarious, fart-filled adventure with Ford Foghorn in *The Fart Activated Monster: The Hunt For Blue Blob. This action-packed series will leave young readers laughing out loud and begging for more. Ford Foghorn is still getting used to his new life as a Fart Activated Monster. During a camping trip with the Boy Scouts on Mount Methane, he accidentally eats a bowl of chili beans, sending his fart gas into overdrive. When Ford transforms into his blue monster form, his friends mistake him for the legendary Blue Blob Monster. As the Scouts turn into a lynch mob, Ford must find ...

Get ready to laugh about monsters! These monster jokes will have you telling them again and again; even if you’re scared silly! Hilarious jokes will have young listeners laughing out loud.

"AN ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT SATIRE" "a fun read and not to mention hilarious" "Peak fiction." "this is ironically genius level." As the Monster Girls celebrate their epic victory in the Earth realm, an invasion ship from the Empire of the Smart attacks. Now Amy, Fount of Dumbness, will have to lead Mizuno the Evolved Smart Girl, Misty the Evolved Horse Girl, and Sassy the Evolved Puppy Girl as the team defends their realms and takes the fight to the Empire. Along the way, they'll free cheering masses from the tyranny of intelligence, level up and evolve as they fight epic battles, and show ...

🎃 FOUR BOOKS IN ONE FRIGHTFULLY FUN HALLOWEEN COLLECTION! 👻 Costumes are ready. Candy bowls are full. Jack-o’-lanterns are glowing. But when the lights go out, something spooky might be waiting in the shadows… Halloween Stories (4 Books in 1) brings together 20 scary stories for kids, hilarious Halloween jokes and entertaining activities in one enormous collection. It’s packed with ghosts, mysteries, creepy surprises and laugh-out-loud fun for young readers who love Halloween. SPOOKY—BUT FUN! These short, easy-to-follow stories provide just the right amount of chills without ...

🎃 FOUR BOOKS IN ONE FRIGHTFULLY FUN HALLOWEEN COLLECTION! 👻 Costumes are ready. Candy bowls are full. Jack-o’-lanterns are glowing. But when the lights go out, something spooky might be waiting in the shadows… Halloween Stories (4 Books in 1) brings together 20 scary stories for kids, hilarious Halloween jokes and entertaining activities in one enormous collection. It’s packed with ghosts, mysteries, creepy surprises and laugh-out-loud fun for young readers who love Halloween. SPOOKY—BUT FUN! These short, easy-to-follow stories provide just the right amount of chills without ...

Five funny adventures. One cheerful zombie. A whole lot of laughs! Meet Zack—the happiest zombie boy around! Zack may be a zombie, but he is far more interested in making friends, sharing laughs, and turning everyday problems into unforgettable adventures than frightening anyone. In Zack the Zombie, young readers can follow Zack through five entertaining short stories, including an unexpected game of cat, an encounter with a bully, and a problem that might be solved with one very unusual hug. After the adventures end, the laughter continues with a collection of silly zombie jokes! Inside ...

A book of jokes featuring monsters, like "Why was the Abominable Snowman so popular? Because he was cool."

"AN ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT SATIRE" "a fun read and not to mention hilarious" "Peak fiction." "this is ironically genius level." After the Kingdom of Dumb was attacked across the dimensional barrier by the Empire of the Smart, Amy led her team to take the fight to the Empire, along the way levelling up and evolving into a Luminous Fount of Dumbness, alongside Mizuno's evolution into a Techno-Mage Evolved Smart Girl, Misty's into an Armored Evolved Horse Girl, and Sassy's into a Hyperactive Omega Puppy Girl. After taking over a machine-controlled world of the Empire using Mizuno's hacking ...

SEVEN HALLOWEEN BOOKS IN ONE MASSIVE SPOOKY COLLECTION! Halloween is usually filled with costumes, candy, parties, and trick-or-treating but when the lights go out, something frightening may be waiting in the shadows. The Halloween Collection brings together seven books featuring 35 scary stories for kids, lots of spooky jokes, and entertaining Halloween activities. It is a frightfully fun combination of creepy storytelling, laugh-out-loud humor, and screen-free entertainment - all packed into one enormous collection. Young readers will explore mysterious places, encounter strange ...

Book 2: Fart Monster Franz: Farting All Day In this fun and exciting story, Tom and Sarah receive a new Fart Monster named Franz, who is Fritz's little brother. They have a fantastic time playing games, having a fart contest, and enjoying Franz's special fart dance moves. Harris joins them, and they all grow closer as friends. However, when Franz receives a message that he must return to Fart World, Tom, Sarah, and Fritz learn the importance of obeying their families and cherishing the time they have with their friends. Before Franz leaves, they throw a Fart Monster party to celebrate the ...

Meet Ford Foghorn, a ten-year-old with a stinky secret: whenever he farts, he turns into a hideous monster! Get ready to laugh your pants off with Ford Foghorn, a ten-year-old boy with an extraordinary secret: whenever he farts, he transforms into a hideous monster! The Foghorn family is cursed with this bizarre affliction, and they’ve been on the run from the relentless Monster Chasers ever since. Life on the run is all Ford has ever known, thanks to the relentless Monster Chasers. But when his family lands in Mount Methane, things finally start looking up. Ford makes new friends who ...

WINNER! The English Association 4–11 Picture Book Award 2024 WINNER! Oxfordshire Book Awards Best Picture Book 2025 LONGLISTED! UKLA Book Awards 3-6 Category 2026 NOMINATED! Carnegie Medal for Illustration 2025 A Children's Book Club pick for Spooky Halloween Books – BBC Radio 4's Today...

The brilliantly funny follow-up to the award-winning Colin’s Castle! Colin and Duck are back! Colin and Duck are now friends. They’re happily sharing their castle – and they’re expecting a visitor … Grandma! Grandma’s brought lots of luggage – and her pet crocodile. Eek! Will she...

What began as a college prank — a little scare, a quick laugh — ends in a nightmare that won’t let go. Three travelers find themselves trapped in a town that isn’t on any map, where every road leads back to the same dead end… and every shadow hides the sound of something breathing. As dusk falls, the air grows thick, and the streets come alive with the low chuffing of a thing that hunts by sound — a thing that knows when you laugh, when you whisper, when your heart dares to beat. For Kenneth, Stephen, and Delores, survival means silence. But when friendship and fear collide in ...

She's half witch, half unicorn – and ALL heart! Are you ready to meet your best friend…? Welcome to the town of Dankley Ditch, which is waiting for its BRAND-NEW WITCH. But the witch that turns up is … unusual! Witchicorn is a fabulous, rainbow-coloured unicorn (and also a witch – a...

Why did the monster cross the road? To BITE someone on the other side! Turn scary to silly with this laugh-out-loud joke book. Hunny and Funny are monster best friends. When Hunny is feeling sad, Funny knows exactly how to cheer up his friend... with laughter!