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Why Did the Monster Cross the Road?
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- HorrorFan
- 07-18-23
Your Average Children's Story
It's R.L. Stine, back for some younger children stories. The performance to help bring Funny and Hunny to life was worth the listening. Although it's a little to short, but it's still fun for young kids.
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