Funny Plays

"The Mouse in the House To Play" is an exciting and heartwarming adventure story for children. It follows the journey of Tim and Amy, two siblings who are home alone while their parents are on a trip. They are bored and have nothing to do until they hear a noise in the house. They investigate and find a tiny mouse named Mickey who has found his way into the home. The mouse quickly becomes their new companion and guide, taking them on a journey of discovery and adventure throughout the house and the garden. As they explore, Mickey teaches them about the importance of being curious, the power...

Cheer yourself and others up with the Lawyer Humor Handbook. Excellent resource for ice breaking when you are giving a speech, need a fun gift—especially for a lawyer, or want to lighten up any gathering or celebration. This Handbook compiles the whole gamut of lawyer jokes, stories, puns, court transcripts with lawyer faux pas, and other lawyer witticisms. In this Handbook you’ll find: • 210 Humorous lawyer stories • 62 Courtroom transcripts with lawyer gaffes • 83 Question and answer lawyer jokes • 19 Law school amusements • 38 Punchy puns and word-play bits • 2 Legal ...

HuCow 3: The Barista We've all seen the hot chicks behind the counter making coffee. And, it's run through your mind "Damn, she's hot - I'd f**K her." Well, here's your chance. Michael has a kink – he likes milk in his cappuccino. He finds the perfect barista at a local coffee shop to fill his needs - and they do a hell of a lot more. *One night stand romance with she explosions of passion* For readers 18+ who wish to read romance shorts on the risqué side of life. Read the excerpt under the copyright information for an idea of what this book is about.

If she wants to save her job, she’s going to have to accept a punishment from the boss! When Alina makes a coding mistake that creates a lot of extra work for the team, her boss Ruth is furious. Ruth gives her an ultimatum: pack up her stuff and leave, or submit to a spanking. Alina has never been spanked before, so she figures it won’t be too bad. To her surprise, not only is the spanking much more painful than she anticipated, but it’s also turning her on! Even though she’s not a lesbian, Alina has often fantasized about doing dirty things with her beautiful female boss. When Ruth...

Stupid Plays includes four deliciously dumb plays. They are silly, funny, and a great way to waste an afternoon! Sugar and Spice - Ruth Stone returns to work after the death of her husband and turns to a life of crime. Grave Undertakings - Zoe pays off past debts by turning the mortuary where she interns into a necrophiliac whorehouse. Freedumb - don't worry if the country goes socialist, fascist, or communist, because we've got freedumb! Bread and Circuses - Junior and Steffie go on the ride of their lives.

Veronica is an unusual vampire. In fact, she’s a huntress who dedicates herself to ridding the world of rogue, evil, and inhumane vampires and other supernaturals. She also hunts humans—the evil ones, anyway. Rand is a vampire hunter who's laying low. There should have been animosity, even bloodshed, when Veronica and Rand cross paths. Instead, they are flip sides of the same coin, and develop a connection—and a wild physical attraction. After all, they’re both determined to rid the world of the same evils. And they both have needs. Two-thousand-year-old vampire Julia Augusta ...

A Playboy's Redemption: Gavin's Journey to Win Crystal's Healing Heart. Crystal is on the most important journey of her life, when she moves in next door to Gavin. Gavin is a funny playboy who, suddenly, only has eyes for Crystal. But she can't give her heart to anyone right now. She's healing from her traumatic past. Desperate to win her heart, Gavin is determined to help her heal, and she lets him in to try. But his playboy past keeps threatening to destroy them, and the final blow shatters their world. Both heartbroken, can they somehow find a way to build a future together? Play Time is...

This book was previously published as “Alpha in a Sweater Vest” by Reba Bale. He might look like a nerd, but when they’re alone, he’s all alpha! Katie is recently divorced and looking for someone to help her explore her wild side. She wasted too many years with a husband who refused to meet her darkest needs. Now that Katie is single, how hard can it be to find someone who will pull her over their knee and punish her the way she’s fantasized about for years? When a nondescript stranger catches her searching spanking websites in a coffee shop, he offers her the chance to work with ...

It is opening night of Miss Patel's Nativity play. The children have been rehearsing all December, and the audience are taking their seats for this year's hilarious school performance. Mary is getting her costume on, the Star is putting on his face paint, and everyone is very excited. Wait. Who brought that live donkey into the school? Why are both ends of the cow arguing? The Star is picking his nose! Nothing else could possibly go wrong...could it?

Get ready to become the grandmaster of the game of Hearts! Have you ever wondered how the game of Hearts works? Want to learn the rules of the game but have no idea where to start? Would you like to learn powerful strategies that win you the game every time? This insightful guide will reveal everything you need to know about playing Hearts without getting burned or losing every turn. You will come to understand the mechanics of the gameplay, and as a result, your confidence will soar. In this book, you will: Discover the rich history of the game of Hearts. Unravel the technicalities of the ...

Two years after losing her fiancé, Sloan Monroe still can't seem to get her life back on track. But one trouble-making pup with a 'take me home' look in his eyes is about to change everything. With her new pet by her side, Sloan finally starts to feel more like herself. Then, after weeks of unanswered texts, Tucker's owner reaches out. He's a musician on tour in Australia. And bottom line: he wants Tucker back. Well, Sloan's not about to give up her dog without a fight. As their flirty texts turn into long calls, Sloan can't deny a connection.

Chloe Alvarez has never been to the reading of a last will and testament before, but she hopes it is just like the movies. Lies! Intrigue! The reading of her Uncle Will’s will is standard, until he announces his gift for Chloe: his African grey parrot, Charlie. Uncle Will was Chloe’s best friend. Without him, she’s left with only her memories of them together—which come to her in snapshots—and her new friend, Charlie. The parrot has a vast vocabulary, and soon Chloe hears her say something odd: It was murder, followed by homicide and cyanide.

Play is an essential, necessary, and natural human activity, and it's for adults and companies, too. Funny Business will show you how adults and companies can recapture and use this powerful tool to foster innovation, increase their competitive advantage, and create a vibrant and satisfying workplace. It delves into the concepts of play and what makes it so powerful in children's development' and dispels the myths and beliefs that have made play a dirty word.

No more boring road trips. No more awkward sleepovers. No more video games or tablets. Discover the interactive, fun, and hilarious "Would You Rather?" book for kids that will help bring everyone closer together, break the ice, and get everyone laughing out loud! Would you rather keep your kids entertained for hours or have them complain every 15 minutes? Well, the answer to that question might be simple, but we have tons of more challenging, fun, and thought-provoking “Would You Rather?” questions that will offer your kids and their friends endless hours of fun!