Funny Motivation

The world has gone overboard with toxic positivity. Every time we scroll through social media, watch a talk show, or browse the latest self-help books, we're inundated with feel-good messages that oversimplify life’s challenges. It’s time to get real. It’s time to embrace imperfection and humanity instead of chasing unattainable ideals. This book takes a satirical and rational approach to debunking the endless stream of unrealistic motivational messages and memes we’re bombarded with daily. Rational Responses to Motivational Memes and Other Positive Bullsh*t will enlighten you with ...

✨ Daily Inspirational and Motivational Quotes 📅 12 Monthly Themes, 🔥 365 Daily Sparks to Uplift, Empower & Inspire All Year Long Start each day with a spark 💫 Fuel your mindset with wisdom 💡 And move forward with confidence 💪 This isn’t just a quote book — it’s a year-long journey through your personal seasons of growth 🌱🍃☀️❄️ 📚 What’s Inside? 🗓️ 12 Powerful Monthly Themes – From New Beginnings in January to Inner Peace in December 📖 365 Unique Quotes – No repeats, just fresh inspiration daily 🧠 Timeless Wisdom – From ancient sages ...

Based on a Navy SEAL's inspiring graduation speech, this #1 New York Times bestseller is full of of powerful, life-changing lessons. "Should be read by every leader in America" —Wall Street Journal If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed. On May 17, 2014, Admiral William...

Read by the Author. From Rhonda Byrne, author of the global phenomenon The Secret and the New York Times bestseller The Greatest Secret, comes Countdown to Riches—the book that can lead anyone to financial freedom. Financial struggle is caused by one thing—our thoughts. To have a rich life...

Ready to ditch the bottle and embrace a life that doesn't require a constant buzz? Dive into "Uncorked: A No-BS Guide from Boozy Mess to Sober Success," your hilarious roadmap to sobriety. April Adams spills the tea on her messy journey from hot mess to sober queen, serving up a cocktail of brutal honesty and side-splitting humor. This ain't your grandma's self-help book. "Uncorked" is packed with real talk, f-bombs, and practical advice for dodging temptation, surviving sober socials, and building a kick-ass life without liquid courage. From "Oh shit, I drunk-texted my ex" to "Holy crap, I...

Almost everyone faces adversity in their life, but how we overcome challenges makes all the difference. Thankfully, we can learn valuable life lessons from those who have walked difficult paths before us. This book offers a carefully curated collection of inspirational quotes and comforting wisdom from great minds across history - writers, philosophers, leaders, artists, scientists, athletes, and visionaries. Covering topics such as positivity, self-discovery, personal well-being, relationships, and career growth, these timeless words will inspire, uplift, and guide you. Perfect for readers...

Feeling stuck, unmotivated, or simply in need of a daily spark? What if one quote a day could shift your mindset, ignite your ambition, and guide you toward a life of purpose and success?💭 🚀Greatest Inspirational Quotes is a powerful collection of 1000 handpicked quotes from 75 of the world’s greatest thinkers, leaders, and visionaries. From timeless wisdom to bold declarations, these quotes are designed to fuel your drive, awaken your inner strength, and help you conquer each day with clarity and purpose. ✨ Featuring timeless words from icons such as: Aristotle Confucius Sun Tzu ...

The Ultimate Book Of Quotations is an invaluable tool for writers, public speakers, coaches, business leaders or anyone who wishes to improve communications. This book is conveniently organized by subjects with over 500 pages of quotations for every occasion , Including motivational quotes, friendship quotes, life quotes, love quotes, funny quotes, famous quotes, inspirational quotes, happiness quotes and many more. The Ultimate Book of Quotations' alphabetical organization by subjects makes finding quotes easy and user friendly. Quotations about Quotes: "The wisdom of the wise, and the ...

📚 Run, Laugh, Repeat: The book that lovingly admits runners are ridiculous Running is serious. Runners are not. If you’ve ever sprint-finished a local 10K like it was the Olympic Trials, spent hours obsessing over Strava segments, or whispered “never again” while lying face down on the shower floor then this book is for you. Run, Laugh, Repeat isn’t a training manual. It’s a roast. A love letter. A therapy session disguised as banter. Packed with laugh-out-loud truths every runner will recognise (and every non-runner will enjoy mocking), this book is your survival guide to the ...

In this hilarious and thought-provoking read, Paulie Amigo challenges readers to embrace their flaws and recognize that everyone, including themselves, sucks in some way. Covering various topics from social media addiction to toxic relationships to materialism, You Suck offers practical advice on how to break free from negative habits and live a more fulfilling life. With its unique blend of humor and self-help, You Suck is perfect for anyone looking to take a fresh and authentic approach to personal growth. So what are you waiting for? Admit that you suck, order a copy of You Suck today, ...

Warm, insightful, and witty, the first book of advice from New York Times bestselling author Jenny Lawson—aka the Bloggess Jenny Lawson is full of contradictions. She’s a celebrated author but battles self-doubt, paralysis, and anxiety. She’s an award-winning humorist but struggles with...

Immerse yourself in the wit, wisdom, and folklore of America’s Pastime with this definitive collection of baseball quotes from legends like Babe Ruth, Yogi Berra, and Vin Scully. "Baseball is a game of ghosts and geometry." It is a sport played without a clock, where a single moment can echo for a century. From the dirt of the Deadball Era to the high-tech strategy of the modern game, baseball has produced more philosophers, jokers, and poets than any other sport in history. In Diamonds are Forever: The Ultimate Baseball Quote Book, you will go beyond the box score to explore the soul of ...

With her disarming, intimate, completely accessible voice, and dry sense of humor, Nora Ephron shares with us her ups and downs in I Feel Bad About My Neck, a candid, hilarious look at women who are getting older and dealing with the tribulations of maintenance, menopause, empty nests, and life...

Instant New York Times bestselling author Gwenna Laithland, aka Momma Cusses, is back with a collection of Thinky Thoughts (essays, memories, poems and more!) perfect for readers of Jenny Lawson, Samantha Irby and KC Davis. Before I was a mom who cusses, I was a millennial. Before I was that, I...

Brutally honest, often hilarious, hard-won lessons in learning to love and care for yourself from a former vice president at Comedy Central who was called “ahead of her time” by Jordan Peele “You’re going to want Tara Schuster to become your new best friend.”—Glennon Doyle, #1 New...

Discover the definitive collection of legendary football quotes from icons like Pelé, Mourinho, and Messi in this deep dive into the wit and wisdom of the beautiful game. Every Great Game Ends with a Great Story. Football is more than just twenty-two players chasing a ball for ninety minutes. It is a theatre of human emotion, a battle of tactical wits, and a repository of some of the most profound—and hilarious—quotes in sporting history. In The Beautiful Game in Words: The Ultimate Football Quote Book, you will go beyond the final score to explore the heartbeat of the world’s most ...

Unlock the elite mindset of the hardwood with this definitive collection of basketball wisdom, featuring the iconic words of Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, Phil Jackson, and the legends who redefined the game. "Basketball is poetry in motion." From the high-flying dunks of the "Dream Team" to the cold-blooded daggers of the modern era, basketball is a sport of rhythm, soul, and relentless will. It is a game where five players must move with a single heartbeat, and where a single quote can spark a dynasty. In The Heartbeat of the Hardwood: The Ultimate Basketball Quote Book, you will go ...

The Best Self-Help Book You'll Never Need to Read (Because Buying It Counts as Reading It)* Ever wondered why every life-changing revelation comes in exactly seven steps? Or why your morning routine isn't transformative enough unless it involves pre-dawn headstands and astronomically priced green juice? Our wonderfully amazing narrator guides you through the art of becoming a self-help guru - without all that messy business of actually achieving anything first. From creating color-coded spreadsheets to track your emotional growth (because feelings need proper data visualization) to ...

A book to raise the spirits and warm the heart. Includes the famous Kindergarten essay that was read on the floor of the U.S. Senate...

"I loved it." —Ann Patchett The bestselling author of American Housewife ("Dark, deadpan and truly inventive." --The New York Times Book Review) is back with a fiercely funny collection of essays on marriage and manners, thank-you notes and three-ways, ghosts, gunshots, gynecology, and the...