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Award-winning creators Mac Barnett and Shawn Harris are back with the second volume in the bestselling The First Cat in Space graphic novel series! Secret tales of woe, hilarious new characters, and dangerous plans of sabotage will keep readers delighted and laughing until the thrilling climax...

A master vampire. A lost prophecy. A tolerable lady of True Blood. Mr Fitzwilliam Darcy is a centuries-old vampire who arrived in Hertfordshire solely to prevent his enthusiastic friend Charles Bingley from turning a country assembly into an accidental massacre. He does not expect to meet the...

'Stand-up comedy raised me. It taught me all the skills I need for life, except tax accounting.' 'Very, very funny - a great read' Gary Davies, The Zoe Ball Breakfast Show 'Riveting' Daily Mail 'An utterly sincere guide for people to achieve bigger things in life' Guardian Cheaper than...

“Part memoir, part meditation on the life and work of Agatha Christie . . . moving, enlightening, hopeful, and a joy to read.” —Paula Hawkins, New York Times bestselling author of The Blue Hour One recent Christmas, journalist and Sunday Times bestselling memoirist Cathy Rentzenbrink finds...

Self-help meets memoir in this deeply insightful, fascinating and entertaining audiobook about happiness by one of the country's most treasured comedians. *A memoir and self-help manual by one of the country's most treasured comedians - for anyone who feels stuck in a rut but doesn't have the...

Grimsby is not on the sill. He hasn't spoken in six weeks, the apartment has dropped three degrees, and the dwarven floor tiles are glowing an amber their engineer can only describe as MISSING. Aldric Fumblewick, a Second Class wizard and holder of more paperwork than any one man should own, would like to report his cat missing. The Wizard's Guild would like him to report it to the Livestock Division. Aldric would like to respond with a two-page essay titled Reasons Grimsby Is Not, Under Any Interpretation, Livestock. Meanwhile his dragon wife keeps setting out a third saucer nobody will ...

Named a Best Book of the Year by The Washington Post and The New Yorker Longlisted for the PEN/Jacqueline Bograd Weld Award for Biography Winner of the Eisner Award for Best Comics-Related Book “A definitive and ideal biography—pound for pound, one of the sleekest and most judicious I’ve...

Now presenting seven Scaredy Squirrel adventures in one audiobook collection! The Scaredy Squirrel Collection includes: Scaredy Squirrel Scaredy Squirrel Makes a Friend Scaredy Squirrel at the Beach Scaredy Squirrel at Night Scaredy Squirrel Has a Birthday Party Scaredy Squirrel Goes Camping...

Hello, I’m Tangelo. I’m cute, I’m orange, and I love nothing more than a good ribbon tangle. Or any tangle, really. Unfortunately, my family of two-legs doesn’t always appreciate my creations. Well, they don’t understand art like I do, do they!? Just imagine, my biggest and best creation and the mum two-legs says, “Tangelo, you naughty kitty, what have you done?” Hey, what did she expect after accidentally shutting me in a room full of Christmas decorations? Ok, ok, I admit. I sneaked in. But honestly, what kitty could resist such temptation? Certainly not this tangle-loving ...

Humans think they run Grimborough. The cats know better. Meet Felix Ninewhiskers: alley cat, self-appointed chairman, criminal mastermind and proud owner of more confidence than common sense. Together with the Alley Council—a nervous grey cat who distrusts buckets, an enormous ginger obsessed with sausages, an elegant former aristocrat, a one-eyed storyteller whose impossible tales keep turning out to be true, a curious kitten with a talent for magical trouble, an old sailor still waiting for his captain, and a shadowy mischief-maker nobody ever sees coming—Felix has one simple ambition...

🎃👻 Why did the undead chicken cross the road? To get to the fool's house. Knock, knock! Who’s there? …The undead chicken😆😅😂🤣 – 🧟♂️🧠 written by unknown undead. Get ready to howl with laughter (or moan, groan & face-plant 😱🤣) this Halloween! Prepare for spine-tingling, side-splitting chills with the ultimate 🎃 categorized collection of Halloween & Horror Humor that’ll tickle your funny bone🦴🩻 & leave you cackling like a witch 🧙♀️💀! Get buried alive in an utter avalanche⛷️🏂 of face-planting😒🌵 BAD (😈 EVIL?) DAD jokes -...

Philanthropist, Millicent Smythe-Durban retreated to the tower rooms of her West Austin mansion after a family tragedy. Tired of her self-imposed exile, she calls old friend, Emelia Winterjoy, with a heartfelt request: serve as her intermediary with detective Benjamin Kalico to solve a long, cold case, clear the Durban name, and free her from her self-imposed exile. Max Sheraton hires the Kalico Detective Agency to recover a stolen family heirloom, a Scottish chest or kist and its more valuable contents: a camera that may have belonged to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and one of the Cottingley ...

From Lewis Black, the uproarious and perpetually apoplectic New York Times-bestselling author and Daily Show regular, comes a ferociously funny book about his least favorite holiday, Christmas. Christmas is supposed to be a time of peace on earth and goodwill toward all. But not for Lewis Black...

There’s trouble at St. Catherine’s Catholic Academy for Girls: a nun’s figure is burned in effigy on All Saint’s Day, the new Head of School is receiving threatening notes, and pranks are disrupting the scholastic calm of the prestigious, Austin private school. Much of the activity could be dismissed as teenage high jinks; however, the school’s treasured statue of St. Catherine of Siena is being held hostage. “Heaven save me from teenage girls,” moans detective, Benjamin Kalico when he joins forces with Emelia Winterjoy to stop the mischief and find the statue. Although ...

Abbott Elementary, but make it magical: from the beloved Tanya Huff comes a new cozy fantasy novel perfect for fans of The Grimoire Grammar School Parent Teacher Association At the High School for Magical Arts, the teachers are dismayed at the rise of a Hero…because it means a Villain isn’t...

Muses and Meanderings is a collection of essays, articles, comic sketches, and general ramblings. It is something to dip into when you fancy something a bit different, want to promote a discussion, or need a slightly different, possibly somewhat warped, take on life. I make no apologies for my political or religious leanings; if you don’t like them, please feel free to use them as a jump off point to your own counter arguments, or just agree to disagree. As Kenny Everett used to say; ‘It’s all done in the best possible taste!’ Except, actually, some of it isn't!

Fed Up: A Kalico Detective Agency Mystery. Working with the FBI on a missing child case promises to be good for Benjamin Kalico’s career but hard on his personal life. However, he vows to follow clues wherever they may take him. When his investigation leads to murder, he begins to suspect that the Feds may not be on the up and up. Why is he being followed? Why is his house under surveillance? Still, reuniting a family takes precedence as he moves farther into danger. Although he misses the assistance of Miss Winterjoy and friends, he is relieved that they are safe. After their adventure ...

The unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of The Pale King, David Foster Wallace's final and most ambitious undertaking - an audacious and hilarious look into the abyss of ordinary life. Read by the actor Robert Petkoff. The agents at the IRS Regional Examination Centre in Peoria, IL...

Very evil…very funny A lethal joyride into today’s new breed of technogeeks, Douglas Coupland’s new novel updates Microserfs for the age of Google. Ethan Jarlewski and five co-workers are bureaucratically marooned in JPod, a no-escape architectural limbo on the fringes of a massive...

Goodfellas meets Oyinkan Braithwaite's My Sister, the Serial Killer in this anticipated follow up to Alexander Boldizar's Locus Award and CIBA Mark Twain Grand Prize Award–winning The Man Who Saw Seconds. In a world run by gangsters, the only way to survive is to learn what it means to ride or...