Sea Shenanigans

3 books in series
4.5 out of 5 stars 101 ratings

Tallulah's Temptation Publisher's Summary

Pirate Doug 

What in the Chicken of the Sea was I thinking to agree to this half-arsed Otherworld Defense Agency mission? 

I’m the most absurdly good looking vampire pirate of the High Seas. Being on the run for my life is very important work…and a freaking full-time job. Defending mermaids from some vicious sea hags is going to cut into my pilfering time. 

Unacceptable. 

Even though this is a very bad move on my part, I know I’ll eventually agree - too many bounties on my arse to refuse, and the thought of a certain mermaid makes my roger quite jolly. 

However, Tallulah, the leader of the Mystical Isle Pod of Mermaids, isn’t going to be happy to see me…at all. The horrible, sexy, breathtaking woman has been starring in my dreams for too many years to count. Sadly, just when my mind wanders to the really good nookie part, the dream ends with her lopping my Johnson off. 

I just hope to Hell and back that the sea hags have some outstanding booty to steal. If I’m going to have to regrow my tallywhacker, the treasure had better damned well be worth it. 

Tallulah 

Running a tourist trap for humans in the Bermuda Triangle had sounded like a fine plan - until it wasn’t. With the sea hags gunning for our island and ruining our questionably successful business, I did what any desperate mermaid would do. I called for backup. 

Of course, getting help from the Otherworld Defense Agency is risky as they don’t usually deal with ocean creatures. Whatever. Desperate times call for crappy measures. Chances are they’ll send freaking pirates. I hate pirates....

Well, I hate one pirate in particular. 

Hopefully, it won’t be the one seafaring jackhole I despise more than any other. Pirate Doug would be an idiot to show his face here after what he’d done. Not only did the dumbass abscond with our treasure, the son-of-a-bitch took my heart with him as well. 

I’ll tear his sorry ass to shreds if he so much as steps even one hairy toe on my island.

©2018 Robyn Peterman (P)2018 Audible, Inc.
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  • Book 1

    • Tallulah's Temptation

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Shane East, Amanda Ronconi
    • Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 70
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 65
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 64

    What in the Chicken of the Sea was I thinking to agree to this half-arsed Otherworld Defense Agency mission? I’m the most absurdly good looking vampire pirate of the High Seas. Defending mermaids from some vicious sea hags is going to cut into my pilfering time. Unacceptable. Even though this is a very bad move on my part, I know I’ll eventually agree - too many bounties on my arse to refuse, and the thought of a certain mermaid makes my roger quite jolly. However, Tallulah, the leader of the Mystical Isle Pod of Mermaids, isn’t going to be happy to see me…at all. 

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Sweet and absolutely hilarious! Worth 50 stars!

    • By BCherry27 on 09-20-18

    Regular price: $6.95

  • Book 2

    • Ariel's Antics

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Jessica Almasy, Alexander Cendese
    • Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 18
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 16
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 16

    I’m bored. And if I’m being honest, I’m jealous. I want my sister to have her happily ever after. I do. But I want my own adventures and my own true love. For 200 years, I’ve suffered through one immortal asshat after another while stuck on Mystical Isle. And while running a tourist trap for humans might be entertaining, I’m never going to find my true love in this sea of monotony. Of course, there is a Selkie...the sexiest, most idiotic man-seal I’ve ever had the misfortune of swimming across. Unfortunately, the dork still invades my dreams on a regular basis.  

    Regular price: $14.95

  • Book 3

    • Misty's Mayhem

    • By: Robyn Peterman
    • Narrated by: Josh Goodman, Savannah Richards
    • Length: 4 hrs and 17 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 13
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 13
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 13

    Misty - What’s love got to do with it? If you’re Cupid, everything. If you’re me, not a thing in the sea. I don’t believe in love. Poseidon is smoking some bad seaweed if he expects me to take the one job I’m obviously not qualified for. Rumor has it, Cupid is a chubby baby with a bad attitude. That’s all I need. A pissed off porcine toddler with love arrows gunning for my tail because I took his job.

    Regular price: $14.95