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If you'd like to know what some of history's greatest thinkers and achievers can teach you about awakening your inner genius, and how to find, follow, and fulfill your journey to greatness, then you want to read this book today.

Do you really want the crooked baby-kissers and fake news to tell you what your rights are? Wouldn’t you rather discover them for yourself? The founders fought tirelessly to guarantee these God-given rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. But let’s face it - the Bill of Rights is hard to understand. Its text is flowery and puzzling. It’s full of legal and political jargon.

If you want to build lean muscle and lose stubborn fat eating delicious, home-cooked meals you love...and without wasting hours in the kitchen every week or struggling with expensive and hard-to-prepare recipes, you want to buy this book. Here’s the deal: You don’t have to follow a boring, bland “bodybuilding diet” to get the body you really want. In fact, when you know how to eat properly, you can get fitter, leaner, and stronger without ever feeling like you’re “on a diet”.

Forget "losing weight" - you want to lose fat...and if you want to know how to do it as quickly as possible without losing muscle...and without doing hours and hours of grueling cardio every week...then you want to listen to this audiobook. What if I told you that you could dramatically transform your body eating foods you actually like...every day...seven days per week?

Muscle Myths was written to debunk the most commonplace and harmful gimmicks, fads, myths, and misinformation in the health and fitness industry. With the information in this book, you can save the money, time, and frustration of buying into misleading diet plans and products that promise unattainable results. You can become your own personal trainer and start getting real results with your diet and exercise.

Have you ever wondered why science can appear so contradictory and confusing? Why it seems like there’s a study to “prove” or “disprove” just about any claim about diet, exercise, and lifestyle? And what it really takes to protect yourself from bad science and benefit from good science? If so, then Fitness Science Explained is for you. It’s a crash course in hearing, understanding, and applying scientific research to get fitter, healthier, and happier, and it’ll get you up to speed quickly regardless of your educational background.

What if you could have someone legally declared a dick? Simon Bellerophon does just that! When pain in the ass Horne Shaw pushes him too far, Simon sues to have him branded a dick...and wins, in the craziest court case ever. But that's just the beginning of this out-there, in-your-face comedy! When an anti-dick movement tries to stamp out all dicks, Horne leads a dick pride movement that takes the world by storm. But the wildest action explodes in Bermuda, at the First Annual International Dicklympics.

Who else wants to incinerate fat, transform their body, and ignite their energy? This program is about rapid transformation, as fast as naturally possible. Forget about drugs and surgery, and all their negative consequences. Now you can get the exact methods of rapid fat loss that nobody else is talking about.

Montana Promises is a western historical romance filled with passion, vengeance, loss and love. Tressie Majors is left alone in a soddie on the vast great plains after the death of her mother in childbirth. The wild plains and mountains threaten attacks by savage Indians and gold-seeking white men who pose a threat for any woman alone. As she buries her mother and the child, she sees a horse and rider approaching in the distance. Perhaps this is her way out... but Reed Bannon is a wanted man.

Today (any day you're reading this) I'm rolling out the AHB AFFORDABLE AUDIOBOOK ACT. Now a little about this audiobook: 50 Ways to Fix Obamacare: Can be used by government workers to use as a template to actually fix Obamacare, and for regular people to read and urge said government workers to implement at least 1 of the 50 ways I see they can fix Obamacare. Or all of them at once! Oh and if you find it funny and have a little laugh, well all the better!

This is the complete trilogy of the Screwing with Wood series. It includes books I,II, and III and covers the entire adventure with 'Wood' so far, and all his antics with sex, guns, gangsters, and even some undead thrown in for good measure. Oh and let me remind all you carpenter/contractor types out there again "this book has nothing to do with actual wood working" that said what are you waiting for? It's time to sink your teeth into the gangster/sex/action parody that is The Complete Screwing with Wood Trilogy!

Yes we are back again,with more of the comedy breaks, insane sex scenes, and weird cavalcade of characters to sink your teeth into. This is the last entry into the Screwing with Wood trilogy, so saddle up, get on board, and get on top and mount it, because you are sure to enjoy the ride on this sexual comedy train, Screwing with Wood 3. Next destination? Why, that would be the stunning conclusion that is the Screwing with Wood Trilogy.

The journey of mystic Johnny Walker, who communes with the dead (but only when he's shit-faced drunk). This is a fun/satirical/fictional story of a man who deals with the seriousness of his family's alcoholism, and the not so serious adventures that ensue. Think of it as getting drunk with a purpose, and that purpose is to assist the dead in whatever they need to get done.

The sequel to Screwing with Wood. This time all the action from before but more, and more of those comedy breaks you guys love so much. Hey all that and a little sex thrown in for good measure, genius? Forget about it!?!

This is a tale of revenge containing stupendous adventures and hard core erotic scenes. There is also a little comedy thrown in for good measure. It's a medium sized romp of a good time sure to satisfy all your worldly needs.