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If the idea of bugging out without a single thread on your body sounds insane, hilarious, or oddly intriguing… you’re in exactly the right place. This book is your no-nonsense, laugh-out-loud, surprisingly practical guide to surviving disaster when all you’ve got is your skin, your instincts, and your ability to power through chaos with dignity hanging on by the thinnest possible thread. Written in Kurt Johnson’s signature conversational, witty, brutally honest voice, Bugging Out Naked! shows you how to stay safe, warm, hydrated, sheltered, fed, and alive when the world melts down ...

Humanity is currently facing a series of interconnected emergencies that threaten our very survival—from climate change to economic inequality and beyond. And yet, at the same time, a global shift towards harnessing our collective power to create a life-affirming future is flourishing. Featuring chapters by forty-three leading-edge contributors, Our Moment of Choice provides eye-opening and inspirational visions for a unified, peaceful, and thriving world.

Two young women attending college decide to have a summer adventure canoeing the rapids-strewn Thelon River that runs 450 miles through the uninhabited Barren Lands of subarctic Canada. Holly made the trip once before with a group of skilled paddlers she trained with at camp, and she wants to share that experience with her friend and lover, Lee, believing it will draw them closer. But a week in, Holly, the risk-taker, falls while taking a selfie near the edge of a cliff. She is left injured and comatose, and soon dies.

Let’s get this out of the way: I’m not here to scare you. But if you’ve ever sat in the dark with a dead phone, a melting freezer, and zero clue what to do next—you already know a little fear can be useful. That flicker of “uh-oh” is your brain telling you it’s time to do something. Ideally before the lights go out, but hey, better late than never. Power outages aren’t rare anymore. Storms hit harder, grids fail more often, and sometimes things just fall apart. One minute you’re reheating leftovers and scrolling social media, the next you’re using a headlamp to check if ...

The world is loud, complicated, and full of people telling you that survival means buying more gear, more gadgets, and more tactical pants with pockets you will never use. But what if the real foundation of preparedness starts before all of that. What if the first tool you need to master is the one you were born in. In The Naked Prepper, husband, father, and reluctant philosopher of the bare skin lifestyle, Kurt Johnson, shares how losing his best friend led him to inherit a prepper bunker, a Dodge Ram, an HK USP .40, and a very unexpected philosophy of living. Through humor, honesty, and a...

The fiction novel, Rough Diamonds, follows stolen uncut diamonds from Chicago to Las Vegas as they pass through the hands of outlandish characters: The Swede – A Chicago Outfit guy with a penchant for rare porcelain figurines who steals the diamonds from the Mafia. Emmy – An Outfit guy in Las Vegas tasked with fencing the diamonds. Emmy has a family now with a strange stepdaughter and eventually wants out of The Life. He chases down the diamonds with Swede. Skinny – A homeless heroin addict and street thief who steals the diamonds from Emmy and eventually ends up in the flood channel ...

Or: How I Ended Up Prepping in the Candy Aisle Next to a Singing Birthday Card I’m not too proud to admit it—I once bought a pack of glow sticks, a can of potted meat, a travel-sized sewing kit, and a plastic back scratcher all in one trip to the dollar store. The cashier didn’t even blink. Just slid it all across the scanner with that judgment-free professionalism you only find in folks who’ve seen weirder combinations on the regular. I smiled, paid $5.35 with tax, and walked out of there feeling like a dang prepper genius. See, I’m a big believer that survival doesn’t have to ...

Look, I know the title sounds like something you’d find scribbled on the wall of a truck stop bathroom at 2am, but camping naked is actually a thing. I’m not saying it should be your new lifestyle or that you need to go full mountain hermit without pants. I’m just saying there’s something oddly freeing and surprisingly practical about stripping away all the extra stuff we drag with us into the woods. Clothes are great, sure, but sometimes they turn into one more thing to manage. One more thing to wash. One more thing that gets drenched in creek water after I misjudge the depth again...

Alright, let’s get real for a second. We all know that life can throw some serious curveballs. Whether it’s a natural disaster, a grid-down situation, or just life throwing a wrench in your plans, the one thing you can count on is chaos. But here’s the kicker – you can control how you respond to that chaos. And a huge part of that? Your family’s ability to communicate when the world around you is falling apart. Now, I know what you’re thinking – “This all sounds great, but how in the world do I even begin?” Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. This book isn’t about ...

If you had told me years ago that I’d be labeling shelves in our basement for rice, beans, and backup batteries while my wife muttered “you’ve officially lost it,” I probably would’ve shrugged and said, “Yeah, but we’ll still be eating when the lights go out.” Welcome to my life. I’m Kurt Johnson. Husband to the world’s most patient woman, Trish. Dad to two smart, sarcastic, occasionally horrified daughters named Stephanie and Alexandria. And full-time prepper-slash-human tornado who believes duct tape, coffee, and a solid bug out plan can solve 98 percent of life’s ...

Let me set the stage. I’m Kurt Johnson, husband to the ever-patient Trish, and dad to two fierce, brilliant daughters, Stephanie and Alexandria. I’m also the unfortunate best friend of a man named Jackson, who smells like a gym sock that lost a bet with a skunk. Jackson is a prepper too, and despite the fact that you can smell him from three zip codes away, the man knows his survival tricks. He’s like a foul-smelling Swiss Army knife—completely essential, utterly offensive. This book isn’t about building a bunker with 12 years’ worth of chili and ammo stacked to the rafters. ...

Look, I get it. You’re the one who lies awake at night wondering what happens if the grid goes down for real. Not a blip, not a “honey, the WiFi’s acting up again” moment, but a real-deal, no-power, no-911, stores-cleared-out, chaos-in-the-streets kind of shutdown. And when that moment comes—and it very well might—the weight is going to fall squarely on your shoulders. Because if you're anything like me, you know that when stuff hits the fan, you're not just protecting yourself. You're protecting your wife, your kids, your home, and every single person who’s counting on you to...

Let me guess—you’ve felt it too. That little gut-pull when the power flickers during a storm. That twitch of anxiety when the shelves at your local grocery store are weirdly empty two days in a row. Or that tiny voice in your head that goes, What would I do if this all just... stopped working? Welcome to Low-Tech Survival—where we talk about what happens when the power’s gone, the internet’s toast, and the stuff we’ve come to rely on (like food magically appearing at the store) just doesn’t show up anymore. This isn’t a “panic now” kind of book. No doomsday countdowns or...

Let me paint the picture. The power’s out. Not just for a couple hours, but for real. No microwave hum, no fridge buzz, no soft glow of the stove clock. Just silence, save for the gentle clatter of Jackson rummaging through a bin of beef jerky he definitely didn’t ask permission to touch. Trish gives him that look. Stephanie and Alexandria have already lit candles like it’s a séance. And me? I’m grinning, because this is exactly what we prepared for. The No-Grid Kitchen isn’t about gourmet soufflés or five-course tasting menus. It’s about feeding your people when the lights ...

We all like to think the world’s a safe place, and most of the time, it is. But every now and then, something unexpected happens—whether it’s a natural disaster, an economic collapse, or something else that shakes things up. And when that happens, the last thing you want is to be scrambling to figure out what to do or where to turn. I’m Kurt Johnson, and if you’re reading this, I bet you’re looking to avoid that panic. Maybe you’ve realized it’s time to be a little more prepared, to have a plan in place for your family—because when things get tough, the last thing you want...

Water. It’s one of the most basic necessities for survival, yet it’s often the first thing people overlook when they think about prepping. We plan for food, shelter, security—but water? We just assume it’ll always be there. But in a disaster scenario, access to clean, safe water might be the first thing to go, and when it does, you’ll realize just how crucial it is. Imagine a world where the taps stop running, the bottled water shelves are empty, and the filtration systems are down. That’s not a situation you want to find yourself in without a plan. Having a reliable water ...

Let’s be real: Toilet paper is one of those things we don’t really think about until it’s gone. We grab it at the store without a second thought, throw it in the cart, and forget about it until the next time we need it. But here’s the thing—if a crisis hits, or if stores are shut down for any reason, toilet paper can become incredibly hard to come by. And when that happens, you’ll be glad you’ve stocked up and thought ahead. Trust me. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Toilet paper? Really?” Yes, really. It’s an essential. When you’re preparing for emergencies, ...

Alright, let’s get real for a second. If you're reading this, chances are you're already concerned about the world we live in. Maybe you've heard the buzz about EMP attacks, or maybe you just have a gut feeling that disaster is coming sooner rather than later. Either way, you’re in the right place. Now, let me start by saying—don’t panic. This isn’t the end of the world. Not yet, anyway. But an EMP (Electromagnetic Pulse) could throw a wrench into your daily life like you wouldn’t believe. One blast from a high-altitude detonation, and suddenly, your smartphone, car, fridge, and...

So, you’re thinking about food storage. Maybe you’re just getting started, or maybe you’ve been on this journey for a while, trying to figure out the best way to keep you and your family fed in case things go sideways. Either way, you’re in the right place. Because, let's face it—food is one of the most important things we all need to survive. But when disaster strikes, it’s not always easy to just pop into the grocery store for what you need. The shelves might be empty, the power might be out, or the roads could be blocked. And in those situations, having a stash of food you ...

Teach ‘Em Now, Thank Yourself Later Here’s the truth I learned the hard way—kids don’t magically know how to survive a power outage, a busted water main, or a weekend in the woods when the lighter won’t work. They’re not born knowing how to build a fire, bandage a cut, or navigate without GPS. And they sure don’t learn it by watching cartoons or scrolling on a tablet. If we want our kids to be capable, calm, and resourceful in an emergency, we have to teach them. Now don’t get me wrong—this isn’t about raising little doomsday preppers with camo face paint and MREs in ...