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Ian Dex is a genetically engineered cocktail of man, beast, and magic. His heightened senses propelled him to chief of paranormal police in Las Vegas, but it also gave him a ravenous sexual appetite. Snag the first four books in this hilarious, action-packed supernatural thriller series today! Note: These books contain adult themes and language, tons of innuendo, and dirty jokes. You have been warned. ;)

A hilarious fantasy book bundle! This bundle includes A Quest of Undoing, The Full Moon Event, Bob the Zombie, and Gappy's Gadgets.

Lieutenant Orion Murphy is facing execution due to a military mistake, but he's offered a deal that will allow him to live. He must go through a physical transformation, take on the new name of Don Harr, and agree to lead a crew of misfits known as Platoon F. Over the course of nine missions, Captain Harr slowly begins to understand what the 'F' in 'Platoon F' truly means. Jump in today and grab nine missions (plus the bonus) that will seriously push the boundaries of insanity, absurdity, and reality. If you're looking for laughs, you'll find them in Platoon F! 

This bundle includes audiobooks five to seven in the Ian Dex Supernatural Thriller series. Titles include Swarm of Fire, Curse of Fangs, and Clash of Flames. 

Meet Piper Shaw. She's one of the Netherworld Paranormal Police Department's toughest. She's also an immortal, and she's got one hell of a chip on her shoulder. Meet Reaper Payne. He's an actual reaper. Yes, one of those guys who ferries the dead. Unfortunately, he broke a rule of his order, and it was a doozy. His punishment is to dwell alongside the living for 100 years. They're both Retrievers in the PPD. Essentially, they hunt in the Overworld to bring back supernaturals who have overstayed their welcome. And they just became partners.

Playboy Police Chief Ian Dex didn't believe in zombies, until now. An old necromancer has been summoning the dead. His goal is to overrun the world, one city at a time. Too bad he started in Vegas. With the horde of zombies heading in from the old cemeteries, Ian and his crew soon realize they can't handle this threat alone. They need the help of the Vegas community. The problem is how to convince the people to shoot at zombies while not letting them know they're actually shooting zombies! 

Officers Piper Shaw and Reaper Payne are at it again. This time in San Francisco. Lucien Bane wants blood. After turning from a mild-mannered wolf into a near-uber who is bent on dominating the city, he's now taken up shop in Alcatraz. He's convinced a number of wolves to follow him by claiming he's descended from a god. 

An uber werewolf has kidnapped Ian Dex's ex-partner, Rachel Cress. He's using her as bait to lure Ian across the pond. The goal is to challenge Ian to a battle. He wants to prove a werewolf is more powerful than an amalgamite. In order to track down Rachel, Ian must team up with her current London PPD partner. The guy seriously idolizes James Bond. Worse, the cop Ian brought along from Vegas is Harvey, a werebear who fancies himself as being like Sherlock Holmes.

Commodore Don Harr is being punished due to a military mistake. He has been physically altered, given a new identity, and placed in charge of the antiquated ship known as the SSMC Reluctant. Their first task is to fly the old beast around the planet in celebration of her 50th anniversary. But Harr learns that their true mission is to destroy a nearby Kortnor space station. Worse, it's a suicide mission. The SSMC Reluctant is the hilarious first installment in the Platoon F sci-fi series.

Reese wants to rule the Strip. He's a demon-powered mage with a gang of mutated supernatural goons on his side. Oh, and he dresses like a Chippendales dancer. Ian Dex must stop him. With the fate of the Vegas Strip on the line, Ian and his crew battle vampires, werewolves, and fae. They have to crush the monstrous attacks before the casinos are utterly demolished. Preventing war is never a safe bet. Will the PPD get to Reese in time? Will Las Vegas survive the mayhem? 

A dragon has prepared a deathly surprise for the people living in the Overworld. She needs the soul of a wizard to unleash it, though. Ian Dex and the crew of the Las Vegas PPD end up trapped in the Netherworld. Worse, there are three dragons who are intent on eating them. Even worse, they get separated. Ian must traverse the nine levels of hell in order to get back to his team. Each level has its own set of rules that he must remember, and that's not easy when you have hungry dragons on your tail.

Gungren is tired of waiting to become a full-fledged wizard. Unfortunately for him, Whizzfiddle isn’t one who takes well to his apprentices pushing him around. But when the Fates decide to give one of their infamous quests to Gungren, it leaves Whizzfiddle with little choice but to lend his support. Unbeknownst to Whizzfiddle, though, the quest is only part one of three. They must travel to the Underworld in order to find and save the prince. But getting there isn't easy, especially since they have to bring along Princess Jill Henroot, who is the fiancée of the missing prince, and who happens to be quite a pain in the rump. Worse, the Fates have decided to film the entire adventure, making for one problem after another.

A group of antiquated robots have decided that they've had enough of being treated like second-class citizens. Working together, they take over the sewage plant on Segnal Prime and start pumping the sludge back up into the buildings. Seeing that this is bordering on a terrorist-level attack, Platoon F is sent in to regain control of the situation, but it turns out that the robots have just been doing this as a diversion. Captain Don Harr and his team of misfit androids have to get back to their ship and chase down the robots before they can make their getaway.

Four amalgamites are searching for their brother, and they're willing to kill the cops in the Las Vegas PPD to get to him. The problem is that there's only supposed to be one amalgamite in existence: Ian Dex. It quickly becomes apparent that four like him could easily overpower his crew, and so he does the only thing he can think of to ensure their safety. He tricks them. But Ian knows the amalgamites will hunt them down unless they're well hidden. Unfortunately, he can only think of one place they'll be safe: Hell.   

Two robotic deaths and a grouping of terrorist attacks have just happened on the biggest incorporated entity in the galactic empire. As large as a massive city, the corporate flotilla crawls through space ever-searching for more customers to add to its bottom line. But with the recent turn of events, the very existence of the station and all of its inhabitants are at risk of losing everything. The #1 suspect? A new robotic religiosity that calls itself Starliner.

A drunk wizard. A lizard starting a nudie magazine. A former apprentice seeking revenge. After hundreds of years of wizardry, Master Whizzfiddle wants nothing more than to sit back and relax for the rest of his cursedly long life. His vindictive ex-apprentice has other plans. With a legal challenge out for his cushy guild membership, Whizzfiddle has 30 days to undertake a near-impossible quest....

Commodore Don Harr is being punished due to a military mistake. He has been physically altered, given a new identity, and placed in charge of the antiquated ship known as The SSMC Reluctant. Follow the crew as they outwit a madman, hunt irritated robots, travel to distant galaxies, deal with an inquisition, and face the distant future of their home planet. If you like warped comedy, ridiculous physics, and more innuendo than you can shake a stick at, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s outrageous space adventures.

When vampire venom mixes with Las Vegas Paranormal Police Chief Ian Dex, he gains access to power like he's never known. The problem is that he's becoming too powerful. That makes him a target. The venom is also making him grumpy, demanding, and dark. Unfortunately, Rachel Cress is finding his newfound brooding angst to be rather sexy indeed, and that only makes things worse. Chicks, man. But the vampire has infected more than just Ian Dex. His venom is surging through supernaturals all over the Vegas Strip. An army is brewing.

Captain Harr and his crew of misfits have fallen under the control of the Overseers. They're tasked with stopping worlds from advancing technologically because the Overseers fear that they'll be usurped one day. But when the crew starts to get suspicious about odd goings on, they land on the radar of the most deadly beast of them all.

A foul-mouthed pixie has hit the streets in Vegas to stir up trouble. He's tiny, angry, and full of magic dust. His primary goal is to wreak as much havoc as possible on the tourists and casinos. Ian Dex and the crew of the Las Vegas PPD have to track down the little bastard and stop him. The problem is that the pixie can create the most terrifying monsters out of thin air. His creations include Bigfoot, the Abominable Snowman, the Swamp Ape, and, worst of all...Barney the dinosaur. They're scary, deadly, and kinda cute.