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All eight books from the Land of Ononokin are here in one big bundle!   

A set of naughty ubernaturals, a demon-powered mage, and a wealthy amalgamite playboy who is far more than he seems. This Las Vegas Paranormal Police Department bundle gives you seven full novels and three bonus short stories, all filled with action-packed, hilarious adventure! 

Lieutenant Orion Murphy is facing execution due to a military mistake, but he's offered a deal that will allow him to live. He must go through a physical transformation, take on the new name of Don Harr, and agree to lead a crew of misfits known as Platoon F. Over the course of nine missions, Captain Harr slowly begins to understand what the 'F' in 'Platoon F' truly means. Jump in today and grab nine missions (plus the bonus) that will seriously push the boundaries of insanity, absurdity, and reality. If you're looking for laughs, you'll find them in Platoon F! 

A hilarious fantasy book bundle! This bundle includes A Quest of Undoing, The Full Moon Event, Bob the Zombie, and Gappy's Gadgets.

Ian Dex is a genetically engineered cocktail of man, beast, and magic. His heightened senses propelled him to chief of paranormal police in Las Vegas, but it also gave him a ravenous sexual appetite. Snag the first four books in this hilarious, action-packed supernatural thriller series today! Note: These books contain adult themes and language, tons of innuendo, and dirty jokes. You have been warned. ;)

Retriever Piper Shaw works best alone. Just ask her last partner. Or better yet, don’t. It’s a sore subject. She’s saddled with the department’s newest rookie, Reaper Payne - an exiled reaper of souls with something to hide. Before she can tell the chief exactly how she feels about that, the mismatched duo is sent on a mission: track down and bring Gallien Cross back to the Netherworld before the vampire can wreak more havoc on the normals. 

They thought they could destroy House Sinister for good, but they weren’t expecting her...Evangeline, a hellion born with the gifts of dual-blades and advanced magic not seen for over a century, had been living a great life as a Guard at House Sinister for many years. But her world is shattered when three rival Houses attack, forcing her to watch powerlessly as her mentor and father figure, Garrick, is slaughtered. His dying command: The House must survive at all costs. With Evangeline being the only remaining member, that means she must survive a full year.

Evangeline had finally gotten her team running perfectly. Yes, they are members of the Black Ops Paranormal Police Department, which means they are technically the team of the Directors, but that isn't how it works internally. Even the Directors are bowing to her decisions now...mostly. But the tables turn when Eve and her crew find out that the super drug being used to turn normals into crazed killers is back on the market, and it's being supported by the Los Angeles Paranormal Police Department. And there are few things Eve despises more than dirty cops. 

There's true power in binding. Too bad it's super weird.... Evangeline's goal of surviving long enough to reclaim House Sinister is getting tougher every day, but the teachings given to her by Garrick forces her to take risks she would otherwise avoid. The Black Ops Paranormal Police Department has learned that Salem is in charge of the local mob, and they've been tasked with assassinating him. That sounds easy enough on the face of it, but Salem is no fool. Getting to the top of a crime syndicate is not easy, and he's protected himself nicely.

When the gnome known as Buzzrigger Tinkerpop connects with an enterprising dwarf by the name of Kusdrin Chainhelm, the Dwarf Aeronautic Space Administration (DASA) is born. Their first rocket is called The Pointy Anvil, and it's only a couple months away from liftoff. The crew has been selected, training is underway, and they're in the final phase of fit and finish! Too bad there are often events that cause things to go awry, especially on Ononokin.

Why sell your soul when you can rent it? Mark Vedis is an average cop. Average for a mage in the Paranormal Police Department (PPD), anyway. After years of doing the jobs nobody else wanted, his career, and life, seemed to be on hold. Then he met a foul-mouthed demon who filled him with power, turned him into a warlock, and dumped him into a world of wealth and debauchery that was disturbing at best. When an enemy strikes who is far beyond what the cops in the PPD have ever seen, Mark is forced to travel to Thailand and face threats from all sides.

Reese wants to rule the Strip. He's a demon-powered mage with a gang of mutated supernatural goons on his side. Oh, and he dresses like a Chippendales dancer. Ian Dex must stop him. With the fate of the Vegas Strip on the line, Ian and his crew battle vampires, werewolves, and fae. They have to crush the monstrous attacks before the casinos are utterly demolished. Preventing war is never a safe bet. Will the PPD get to Reese in time? Will Las Vegas survive the mayhem? 

This bundle includes audiobooks five to seven in the Ian Dex Supernatural Thriller series. Titles include Swarm of Fire, Curse of Fangs, and Clash of Flames. 

When a dead hellion crashes into his life, Zeke and the Badlands PPD will break all the rules of the City. To find the killer, he’s going to make some powerful enemies who would prefer to see the new dragon chief of the PPD retired…permanently. If Zeke fails, the Badlands will plunge into a civil war. But success will stick a target on his back, and his enemies rarely miss....

A dragon has prepared a deathly surprise for the people living in the Overworld. She needs the soul of a wizard to unleash it, though. Ian Dex and the crew of the Las Vegas PPD end up trapped in the Netherworld. Worse, there are three dragons who are intent on eating them. Even worse, they get separated. Ian must traverse the nine levels of hell in order to get back to his team. Each level has its own set of rules that he must remember, and that's not easy when you have hungry dragons on your tail.

Meet Piper Shaw. She's one of the Netherworld Paranormal Police Department's toughest. She's also an immortal, and she's got one hell of a chip on her shoulder. Meet Reaper Payne. He's an actual reaper. Yes, one of those guys who ferries the dead. Unfortunately, he broke a rule of his order, and it was a doozy. His punishment is to dwell alongside the living for 100 years. They're both Retrievers in the PPD. Essentially, they hunt in the Overworld to bring back supernaturals who have overstayed their welcome. And they just became partners.

It was bad enough for Evangeline to spend a year running for her life. Now, she was stuck between the Houses who were hunting for her, the hellion-run mob, and an army of normals who are on a power-drug. Oh, and let's not forget the team of Directors controlling the Black Ops Paranormal Police Department...they don't give two shits about her living or dying, they just want their missions completed. To make make matters even more fun, Andras and his merry band of asshole-hellions have taken over the mob.

Gungren is tired of waiting to become a full-fledged wizard. Unfortunately for him, Whizzfiddle isn’t one who takes well to his apprentices pushing him around. But when the Fates decide to give one of their infamous quests to Gungren, it leaves Whizzfiddle with little choice but to lend his support. Unbeknownst to Whizzfiddle, though, the quest is only part one of three. They must travel to the Underworld in order to find and save the prince. But getting there isn't easy, especially since they have to bring along Princess Jill Henroot, who is the fiancée of the missing prince, and who happens to be quite a pain in the rump. Worse, the Fates have decided to film the entire adventure, making for one problem after another.

Commodore Don Harr is being punished due to a military mistake. He has been physically altered, given a new identity, and placed in charge of the antiquated ship known as The SSMC Reluctant. Follow the crew as they outwit a madman, hunt irritated robots, travel to distant galaxies, deal with an inquisition, and face the distant future of their home planet. If you like warped comedy, ridiculous physics, and more innuendo than you can shake a stick at, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s outrageous space adventures.

Captain Harr and his crew of misfits have fallen under the control of the Overseers. They're tasked with stopping worlds from advancing technologically because the Overseers fear that they'll be usurped one day. But when the crew starts to get suspicious about odd goings on, they land on the radar of the most deadly beast of them all.