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  • Vacationland: True Stories from Painful Beaches | John Hodgman

    Vacationland: True Stories from Painful Beaches

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 23 mins)
    • By John Hodgman
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    John Hodgman - New York Times best-selling author, semifamous personality, deranged millionaire, increasingly elderly husband, father, and human of Earth - has written a memoir about his cursed travels through two wildernesses: from the woods of his home in Massachusetts, birthplace of rage, to his exile on the coast of Maine, so-called Vacationland, home to the most painful beaches on Earth.

    Amazon Customer says: "A Joy!"
  • That Is All | John Hodgman

    That Is All

    • UNABRIDGED (16 hrs and 40 mins)
    • By John Hodgman
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    John Hodgman completes his vision with That Is All, the last book in a trilogy of Complete World Knowledge. Like its predecessors, That Is All compiles incredibly handy made-up facts into brief articles, overlong lists, and beguiling narratives on new and familiar themes. It picks up exactly where More Information left off - specifically, at page 596 - and finally completes Complete World Knowledge, just in time for the return of Quetzalcoatl and the end of human history in 2012.

    Mathew says: "Great Highs, Weird Lows"
  • More Information Than You Require | John Hodgman

    More Information Than You Require

    • UNABRIDGED (12 hrs and 48 mins)
    • By John Hodgman
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    Welcome to the paperless (or "audiobook") edition of More Information Than You Require, a further compendium of COMPLETE WORLD KNOWLEDGE assembled and illumined by John Hodgman, a Famous Minor Television Personality. It contains all of the half-truths, fake trivia, amazing made-up facts, and molemanic lore as the paper edition, narrated here by Resident Expert John Hodgman, occasionally interrupted by this veritable extravaganza of illustrious and sometimes presumptuous guests.

    Niels J. Rasmussen says: "Unbelievable..."
  • The Areas of My Expertise | John Hodgman

    The Areas of My Expertise

    • ABRIDGED (6 hrs and 57 mins)
    • By John Hodgman
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    In the great tradition of the American almanac, The Areas of My Expertise is a brilliant and hilarious compendium of handy reference tables, fascinating trivia, and sage wisdom on all topics large and small. Although best sellers such as Poor Richard's Almanack and The Book of Lists were certainly valuable, they also were largely true.

    Margot Vigeant says: "Wow!"
  • Woodsy Bob Newhart | Judge John Hodgman,Jesse Thorn,Nick Offerman

    Woodsy Bob Newhart

    • ORIGINAL (55 mins)
    • By Judge John Hodgman, Jesse Thorn, Nick Offerman
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    This week, Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn clear the docket with the help of Deputy Judge Nick Offerman! The Judge, Bailiff and Deputy Judge rule on cocktail drinking etiquette, mail protocol and more! Plus some listener letters regarding previous episodes.

  • Separation of Church and Date | Judge John Hodgman,Jesse Thorn

    Separation of Church and Date

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    • By Judge John Hodgman, Jesse Thorn
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    Chris brings his girlfriend, Sandra, to court over their disagreement about what counts as going to church. He has agreed to attend church services with her a few times a year but thinks that going to weddings with specific religious elements should count. Sandra disagrees.

  • Hostile Fitness | Judge John Hodgman,Jesse Thorn

    Hostile Fitness

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    • By Judge John Hodgman, Jesse Thorn
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    Heather brings the case against her husband, Joe. Joe is too competitive with Heather’s mother when she initiates challenges with him through a fitness tracking app they both use. Because of this, he has chosen to opt out of her challenges. Heather thinks these fitness challenges are a good way for them to be in touch and wants him to play along.

  • The Hallowed Y'alls of Justice | Judge John Hodgman,Jesse Thorn

    The Hallowed Y'alls of Justice

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    • By Judge John Hodgman, Jesse Thorn
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    Alexandra brings the case against her mother, Dale. Whenever Dale travels, she likes to adopt the local accent in conversation with those around her. Alexandra is embarrassed every time she does this and wishes she would stop. Who's right? Who's wrong?

  • Pile of Pits | Judge John Hodgman,Jesse Thorn

    Pile of Pits

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    • By Judge John Hodgman, Jesse Thorn
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    Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are back from their tour and clearing the docket. They will rule on litterbugs, reimbursing family members and more.

  • When I Say Justice, You Say Served | Judge John Hodgman,Jesse Thorn

    When I Say Justice, You Say Served

    • ORIGINAL (54 mins)
    • By Judge John Hodgman, Jesse Thorn
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    Chelsey brings the case against her partner, Kevin. Kevin refuses to join in during audience participation portions of live shows. Chelsey thinks it’s part of the deal they make as audience members. But, Kevin doesn’t enjoy becoming part of the show. Who's right? Who's wrong?

  • Motion to Strike a Pose | Judge John Hodgman,Dave Shumka,Graham Clark

    Motion to Strike a Pose

    • ORIGINAL (53 mins)
    • By Judge John Hodgman, Dave Shumka, Graham Clark
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    Justin files suit against his fiancee, Sarah. They are recently engaged and Sarah would like to take professionally shot engagement photos. Justin thinks engagement photos are silly and he is opposed to the idea.

  • Live from Turners Falls, MA 2016 | Judge John Hodgman,Jesse Thorn

    Live from Turners Falls, MA 2016

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    • By Judge John Hodgman, Jesse Thorn
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    "May It Please The Shorts" and "Amphibious Corpus," taped in front of a live audience at Shea Theater in Turners Falls, MA during the 2016 Tour of Live Justice! Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn also catch up with friends of the court, Monte Belmonte and Emily Brewster! Plus, the return of Swift Justice and songs from The Zara Bode Band!

  • Robe Hate Court | Judge John Hodgman,Jesse Thorn

    Robe Hate Court

    • ORIGINAL (54 mins)
    • By Judge John Hodgman, Jesse Thorn
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    Snowflake brings the case against her husband, Oge. Oge has worn the same bathrobe for the last 25 years and Snowflake would like him to get rid of it. Oge says it’s a perfectly good robe and he wants to keep it. Who's right? Who's wrong?

  • Live From Philadelphia, PA 2016 | Judge John Hodgman,Jesse Thorn,Robert Hicks,Cynthia Hopkins

    Live From Philadelphia, PA 2016

    • ORIGINAL (1 hr and 28 mins)
    • By Judge John Hodgman, Jesse Thorn, Robert Hicks, and others
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    Un Chien En Deluge and Swift Justice taped in front of a live audience at the Trocadero Theatre in Philadelphia, PA on September 20, 2016 during the Tour of Live Justice! Plus, Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn catch up with Robert Hicks of the Mütter Museum and Nick and Sara from Episode 94: Bleached and Mounted Bones of Contention. And songs from Cynthia Hopkins!

  • Blind Justice | Judge John Hodgman,Monte Belmonte,Joel Mann

    Blind Justice

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    • By Judge John Hodgman, Monte Belmonte, Joel Mann
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    Judge John Hodgman is in chambers this week with his Summertime Funtime Tribunal! Monte Belmonte and Joel Mann help the judge rule on gum etiquette, condiment sharing, hot chocolate labeling and more! Plus a listener-provided explanation of Cincinnati style chili.

  • Live From Washington, DC | Judge John Hodgman,Jesse Thorn,Ray Suarez, The Dom Flemons Trio

    Live From Washington, DC

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    • By Judge John Hodgman, Jesse Thorn, Ray Suarez, and others
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    "Rabius Corpus" and "Swift Justice" taped in front of a live audience at the Howard Theatre in Washington, DC on September 21, 2016. Plus, Ray Suarez with an expert testimony and music from the Dom Flemons Trio!

  • Justice Extruded Is Justice Denied | Judge John Hodgman,Jesse Thorn

    Justice Extruded Is Justice Denied

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    Micah brings the case against his girlfriend Jenny. Micah would like to buy a 3D printer for their home. Jenny thinks their apartment is too small. She thinks he should wait until they move into a bigger place.

  • The Emoluments Pause | Judge John Hodgman,Jesse Thorn

    The Emoluments Pause

    • ORIGINAL (55 mins)
    • By Judge John Hodgman, Jesse Thorn
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    Tamara brings the case against her husband, Aaron. Tamara says their kids have too many toys with nowhere to store them. She wants to put a moratorium on incoming gifts for one year. Aaron thinks this is too extreme.

  • Conifer Emptor | Judge John Hodgman,Jesse Thorn

    Conifer Emptor

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    Michael brings the case against his husband, Matthew. For the last several years, the two of them have used an artificial Christmas tree during the holiday season. Matthew prefers live trees and would like to introduce one to their home but Michael is strongly against the idea.

  • Are We Fair Yet? | Judge John Hodgman,Jean Grae

    Are We Fair Yet?

    • ORIGINAL (48 mins)
    • By Judge John Hodgman, Jean Grae
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    Jeff brings the case against his girlfriend, Megan. When they go on road trips, Megan thinks they need to equally split driving responsibilities, even though she doesn’t enjoy driving. Jeff is happy to drive long distances, and doesn’t think splitting is necessary. With Guest Bailiff Jean Grae!

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