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    • Necro Files

    • Two Decades of Extreme Horror
    • By: George R. R. Martin, Bentley Little, Edward Lee, and others
    • Narrated by: Eric A. Shelman
    • Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 103
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 93
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 94

    Spanning over 20 years, 20 masters and modern authors of hardcore horror share their most bad-ass stories in this special edition from Comet Press. Many hard to find and out of print, some that were banned, Necro Files covers every imaginable mode of mayhem including serial killers, necrophilia, cannibals, werewolves, zombies, sex fetishes, psychopaths, snuff, occult, and more stories that dial into the dark side of human nature.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • A Friendly Warning

    • By Amazon Customer on 11-11-15

    Regular price: $24.95

    • Hark! The Herald Angels Scream

    • By: Christopher Golden - editor, Joe R. Lansdale, Scott Smith, and others
    • Narrated by: Charles Constant, Teri Schnaubelt
    • Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 28
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 27
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 27

    That there is darkness at the heart of the Yuletide season should not surprise. Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol is filled with scenes that are unsettling. The hideous children - Want and Ignorance - beneath the robe of the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. In the finest versions of this story, the best parts are the terrifying parts. Best-selling author and editor Christopher Golden shares his love for Christmas horror stories with this anthology of all-new short fiction from some of the most talented and original writers of horror today.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Some good, some clunkers. Some fun, none scary.

    • By Max Trivial on 12-24-18

    Regular price: $20.99

    • Savage Season

    • A Hap and Leonard Novel #1
    • By: Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated by: Phil Gigante
    • Length: 5 hrs and 2 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 430
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 379
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 378

    Hap Collins and Leonard Pine are best friends, yet they couldn't be more different. Hap is an east Texas white boy with a weakness for Texas women. Leonard is a black, gay Vietnam vet. Together, they stir up more commotion than a fire storm. But that's just the way they like it. So when as ex-flame of Hap's returns promising a huge score, Hap lets Leonard in on the scam, and that's when things get interesting.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Hap and Leonard, a series you shouldn't miss out

    • By Matthew Ortiz on 07-27-14

    Regular price: $20.99

    • Bad Chili

    • A Hap and Leonard Novel #4
    • By: Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated by: Phil Gigante
    • Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 186
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 167
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 168

    Hap Collins has just returned home from a gig working on an off shore oil rig. With a new perspective on life, Hap wants to change the way he's living, and shoot the straight and narrow. That is, until the man who stole Leonard Pine's boyfriend turns up headless in a ditch and Leonard gets fingered for the murder. Hap vows to clear Leonard's name, but things only get more complicated when Leonard's ex shows up dead, too.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Great srory

    • By Molly Allen on 07-09-16

    Regular price: $20.99

    • Jackrabbit Smile

    • By: Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated by: Christopher Ryan Grant
    • Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 105
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 97
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 98

    Hap and Leonard are an unlikely pair - Hap, a self-proclaimed white-trash rebel, and Leonard, a tough-as-nails, black, gay Vietnam vet and Republican - but they're the closest friend either of them has in the world. Hap is celebrating his wedding to his longtime girlfriend, Brett (who is also Hap and Leonard's boss), when their backyard barbecue is interrupted by a couple of Pentecostal white supremacists. They're not too happy to see Leonard, and no one is happy to see them, but they have a problem, and only Hap and Leonard will take the case.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • ❤️ Hap and Leonard

    • By RueRue on 05-18-18

    Regular price: $29.65

    • Rumble Tumble

    • A Hap and Leonard Novel #5
    • By: Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated by: Phil Gigante
    • Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 170
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 153
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 151

    Even though a midlife crisis just crashed into Hap Collins like a runaway pickup, he's still got his job, he knows his best friend, Leonard Pine, will always be there for him, and, of course, he's got his main squeeze, Brett Sawyer. Things hit a new low, however, when Brett's daughter, Tillie, who's been walking on the wrong side of the law, suddenly stands in need of a rescue. It won't be easy - it never is - but nothing is going to stop Hap and Leonard as they hit the road destined for Hootie Hoot, Oklahoma.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • An other good book in the series

    • By taylor on 07-24-18

    Regular price: $20.99

    • Honky Tonk Samurai

    • By: Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated by: Christopher Ryan Grant
    • Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 181
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 163
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 162

    Only Hap and Leonard would catch a cold case with hot cars, hot women, and ugly skinheads. The story starts simply enough when Hap, a former '60s activist and self-proclaimed white trash rebel, and Leonard, a tough black, gay Vietnam vet and Republican with an addiction to Dr. Pepper, are working a freelance surveillance job in East Texas. The uneventful stakeout is coming to an end when the pair witness a man abusing his dog.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • More Classic Hap and Leonard

    • By Colin on 02-08-16

    Regular price: $29.65

    • Vanilla Ride

    • A Hap and Leonard Novel #7
    • By: Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated by: Phil Gigante
    • Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 138
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 119
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 118

    Hap Collins is an east Texas redneck, with a liberal bent, and a weakness for Texas women. Leonard Pine is a black, gay, Vietnam veteran. Not who you'd normally pick for best friends but there you go. Together they share an affinity for the martial arts and are a bundle of trouble, but trouble is what they love.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Silly fun

    • By Snoodely on 09-18-09

    Regular price: $20.99

    • The Thicket

    • By: Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated by: Will Collyer
    • Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 193
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 178
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 179

    Jack Parker knows all too well how treacherous turn-of-the-century East Texas can be. His parents did not survive a smallpox epidemic. His grandfather was murdered. Now his sister Lula has been kidnapped by a criminal who may believe wearing a dead man's clothes protects them both from death. With bounty hunter Shorty, a charismatic and cunning dwarf, and Eustace, a gravedigging son of an ex-slave, the heartbroken young Jack sets off on an epic quest to rescue his sister from the corrupt men who control much of the new territory.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Lansdale will knock you out!

    • By Matthew Ortiz on 01-12-14

    Regular price: $28.50

    • Paradise Sky

    • By: Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated by: Brad Sanders
    • Length: 14 hrs and 8 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 242
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 229
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 227

    A rollicking novel about Nat Love, an African-American cowboy with a famous nickname: Deadwood Dick. Young Willie is on the run, having fled his small Texas farm when an infamous local landowner murdered his father. A man named Loving takes him in and trains him in the fine arts of shooting, riding, reading, and gardening. When Loving dies, Willie re-christens himself Nat Love, in tribute to his mentor, and heads west.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • A Rip Roaring Tale

    • By Jean on 02-15-17

    Regular price: $28.50

    • Bruce Coville's Book of Monsters

    • Tales to Give You the Creeps
    • By: Bruce Coville, Jack Prelutsky, Jane Yolen, and others
    • Narrated by: Words Take Wing Repertory Company, Bruce Coville
    • Length: 3 hrs and 22 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 15
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 15
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14

    An anthology of 13 monster tales features writings by Jack Prelutsky, Jane Yolen, Patrick Bone, Joe R. Lansdale, and others. By the author of My Teacher Is an Alien.

    Regular price: $14.60

    • Dead Aim

    • By: Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated by: Phil Gigante
    • Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 49
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 47
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 47

    Dead Aim marks the always welcome return of Joe R. Lansdale's most enduring fictional creations: Hap Collins and Leonard Pine. The story begins simply enough when the two agree to provide protection for a woman harassed by her violent, soon-to-be-ex-husband. But when a protracted stakeout ends in a lethal shooting and a pair of moldering corpses turn up in an otherwise deserted trailer, the nature of this "routine" assignment changes dramatically.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • very weird review to write...

    • By Kelly Howard on 08-30-16

    Regular price: $34.99

    • Mucho Mojo

    • Hap and Leonard #2
    • By: Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated by: Phil Gigante
    • Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 238
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 213
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 213

    Hap and Leonard return in this incredible, mad-dash thriller, loaded with crack addicts, a serial killer, and a body count. In the second installment of the Hap and Leonard series, Leonard is still nursing the injuries he sustained in the duo's last wild undertaking when he learns that his Uncle Chester has passed. Hap is of course going to be there for his best friend and offers to help clean Uncle Chester's dilapidated house, which Leonard has inherited.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Joe Lansdale just rocks.

    • By Flare Bare on 08-09-15

    Regular price: $20.99

    • Captains Outrageous

    • A Hap and Leonard Novel #6
    • By: Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated by: Phil Gigante
    • Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 145
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 131
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 132

    Hap Collins, chicken plant guard, saves a young woman's life, and her father, owner of the chicken plant, rewards him with a large cash bonus. Hap and his best friend, Leonard Pine, head for a cruise to Mexico and the Caribbean. Not matching up to the exacting dress code of the on-board lobster restaurant, Leonard soon causes the pair to be abandoned in Mexico.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Another Great Hap and Leonard

    • By Thornton Mellon on 12-10-18

    Regular price: $20.99

    • Rusty Puppy

    • By: Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated by: Christopher Ryan Grant
    • Length: 6 hrs and 53 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 106
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 95
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 95

    Hap and Leonard investigate a racially motivated murder that threatens to tear apart their East Texas town. While Hap, a former '60s activist and self-proclaimed white-trash rebel, is recovering from a life-threatening stab wound, Louise Elton comes into Hap and Leonard's PI office to tell him that the police have killed her son, Jamar.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • kept getting better!

    • By John W James Jr on 12-19-18

    Regular price: $29.65

    • The Two-Bear Mambo

    • A Hap and Leonard Novel #3
    • By: Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated by: Phil Gigante
    • Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 222
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 191
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 189

    In this rollicking, rollercoaster ride of a novel, Hap Collins and Leonard Pine take a break from their day jobs to search for Florida Grange, Leonard's drop-dead gorgeous lawyer and Hap's former lover, who has vanished in the Klan-infested East Texas town of Grovetown. Before she disappeared, Florida was digging up some dirt behind the mysterious jailhouse death of a legendary black bluesman's son, who was in possession of some priceless blues recordings. To Hap and Leonard, something doesn't smell right.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Excellent

    • By Vladie on 04-15-10

    Regular price: $20.99

    • The Magic Wagon

    • By: Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated by: Chet Williamson
    • Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 24
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 23
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 24

    When the Magic Wagon comes to town, folks get a genuine medicine show that includes a wrestling ape, fancy shooting, and a peek at the petrified body of Wild Bill Hickok himself. They also get bottles of a whiskey-laced elixir to drown their aches and pains. Old Albert drives the wagon, a raw-boned youngster named Buster Fogg does the odd jobs, and "champion" trick shooter and fast talker Billy Bob Daniels owns the show. Billy Bob claims to be the illegitimate son of Wild Bill himself.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Fun and quirky

    • By RueRue on 03-24-15

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Stalkers

    • 19 Original Tales by the Masters of Terror (Unabridged Selections)
    • By: Edward D. Hoch, Joe R. Lansdale, Dan Lowry, and others
    • Narrated by: Joseph Campanella, David Dukes
    • Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
    • Highlights
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 36
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 24
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 25

    Darkness falls quickly when you're being stalked...but it is always dark when you are a stalker.

    • 2 out of 5 stars
    • Mediocre Collection at Best

    • By Delilah on 05-23-15

    Regular price: $13.96

    • Edge of Dark Water

    • By: Joe Lansdale
    • Narrated by: Angéle Masters
    • Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 45
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 42
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 42

    May Lynn was once a pretty girl who dreamed of becoming a Hollywood star. Now she's dead, her body dredged up from the Sabine River.

    Sue Ellen, May Lynn's strong-willed teenage friend, sets out to dig up May Lynn's body, burn it to ash, and take those ashes to Hollywood to spread around. If May Lynn can't become a star, then at least her ashes will end up in the land of her dreams.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Excellent!

    • By Stephanie on 06-11-12

    Regular price: $22.80

    • Lost Echoes

    • A Novel
    • By: Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated by: Eric G. Dove
    • Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 17
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14

    Harry Wilkes is plagued by visions - images of murdered bodies and violent assaults - that are triggered by everyday noises. The smallest noise can trigger a vision of violence from the past; it doesn't matter how long ago it took place. Since childhood he's fought to suppress these visions, and he has changed his habits in order to avoid the nightmares. But when he rescues a drunk from a bar fight, he makes a life-long friend who will help him learn how to use his strange ability to his advantage

    Regular price: $19.95

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