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  • The Gods of H. P. Lovecraft | Martha Wells,Jonathan Maberry,Seanan McGuire,James A Moore,Christopher Golden,David Liss,Joe Lansdale,Rachel Caine,Adam Neville,Laird Barron,Erin J French

    The Gods of H. P. Lovecraft

    • UNABRIDGED (15 hrs and 43 mins)
    • By Martha Wells, Jonathan Maberry, Seanan McGuire, and others
    • Narrated By David Stifel
    Overall
    (244)
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    (223)
    Story
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    The Gods of H.P. Lovecraft: a brand new anthology that collects the 12 principal deities of the Lovecraftian Mythos and sets them loose. Featuring the biggest names in horror and dark fantasy, including many New York Times best sellers; full of original fiction; and individual commentary on each of the deities by Donald Tyson.

    Keith L. Salmon II says: "Starts of slow but very good"
  • The Two-Bear Mambo: A Hap and Leonard Novel #3 | Joe R. Lansdale

    The Two-Bear Mambo: A Hap and Leonard Novel #3

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 5 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (161)
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    (136)
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    In this rollicking, rollercoaster ride of a novel, Hap Collins and Leonard Pine take a break from their day jobs to search for Florida Grange, Leonard's drop-dead gorgeous lawyer and Hap's former lover, who has vanished in the Klan-infested East Texas town of Grovetown. Before she disappeared, Florida was digging up some dirt behind the mysterious jailhouse death of a legendary black bluesman's son, who was in possession of some priceless blues recordings. To Hap and Leonard, something doesn't smell right.

    Vladie says: "Excellent"
  • The Thicket | Joe R. Lansdale

    The Thicket

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 19 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Will Collyer
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (141)
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    (131)
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    Jack Parker knows all too well how treacherous turn-of-the-century East Texas can be. His parents did not survive a smallpox epidemic. His grandfather was murdered. Now his sister Lula has been kidnapped by a criminal who may believe wearing a dead man's clothes protects them both from death. With bounty hunter Shorty, a charismatic and cunning dwarf, and Eustace, a gravedigging son of an ex-slave, the heartbroken young Jack sets off on an epic quest to rescue his sister from the corrupt men who control much of the new territory.

    Jim "The Impatient" says: "JESUE FORGIVES, SO WHY NOT ENJOY YOURSELF"
  • Necro Files: Two Decades of Extreme Horror | George R. R. Martin,Bentley Little,Edward Lee,Graham Masterton,Joe R. Lansdale,Wrath James White,Charlee Jacob

    Necro Files: Two Decades of Extreme Horror

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 8 mins)
    • By George R. R. Martin, Bentley Little, Edward Lee, and others
    • Narrated By Eric A. Shelman
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (80)
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    (72)
    Story
    (72)

    Spanning over 20 years, 20 masters and modern authors of hardcore horror share their most bad-ass stories in this special edition from Comet Press. Many hard to find and out of print, some that were banned, Necro Files covers every imaginable mode of mayhem including serial killers, necrophilia, cannibals, werewolves, zombies, sex fetishes, psychopaths, snuff, occult, and more stories that dial into the dark side of human nature.

    Jim "The Impatient" says: "HE HATED HIMSELF FOR HATING"
  • Mucho Mojo: Hap and Leonard #2 | Joe R. Lansdale

    Mucho Mojo: Hap and Leonard #2

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 38 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (193)
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    (173)
    Story
    (173)

    Hap and Leonard return in this incredible, mad-dash thriller, loaded with crack addicts, a serial killer, and a body count. In the second installment of the Hap and Leonard series, Leonard is still nursing the injuries he sustained in the duo's last wild undertaking when he learns that his Uncle Chester has passed. Hap is of course going to be there for his best friend and offers to help clean Uncle Chester's dilapidated house, which Leonard has inherited.

    Lady Rider says: "Joe Lansdale just rocks."
  • Rusty Puppy | Joe R. Lansdale

    Rusty Puppy

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 53 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Christopher Ryan Grant
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (58)
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    (55)
    Story
    (55)

    Hap and Leonard investigate a racially motivated murder that threatens to tear apart their East Texas town. While Hap, a former '60s activist and self-proclaimed white-trash rebel, is recovering from a life-threatening stab wound, Louise Elton comes into Hap and Leonard's PI office to tell him that the police have killed her son, Jamar.

    Amazon Customer says: "Rusty Puppy Rocks!"
  • The Shadows, Kith and Kin | Joe R. Lansdale

    The Shadows, Kith and Kin

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 55 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Eric Vincent
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (14)
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    (14)
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    (14)

    The endlessly inventive mind of Joe R. Lansdale whips up yet another batch of stories to amaze, surprise, and entertain you. His new offering covers a lot of territory, producing what may be his best short story collection yet. It's the usual wild and crowd-pleasing display of what has become a subgenre of modern literature as only Joe R. Lansdale can present it.

  • Edge of Dark Water | Joe Lansdale

    Edge of Dark Water

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 29 mins)
    • By Joe Lansdale
    • Narrated By Angéle Masters
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (38)
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    (36)
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    May Lynn was once a pretty girl who dreamed of becoming a Hollywood star. Now she's dead, her body dredged up from the Sabine River.

    Sue Ellen, May Lynn's strong-willed teenage friend, sets out to dig up May Lynn's body, burn it to ash, and take those ashes to Hollywood to spread around. If May Lynn can't become a star, then at least her ashes will end up in the land of her dreams.

    Stephanie says: "Excellent!"
  • Honky Tonk Samurai | Joe R. Lansdale

    Honky Tonk Samurai

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 13 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Christopher Ryan Grant
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (145)
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    (133)
    Story
    (132)

    Only Hap and Leonard would catch a cold case with hot cars, hot women, and ugly skinheads. The story starts simply enough when Hap, a former '60s activist and self-proclaimed white trash rebel, and Leonard, a tough black, gay Vietnam vet and Republican with an addiction to Dr. Pepper, are working a freelance surveillance job in East Texas. The uneventful stakeout is coming to an end when the pair witness a man abusing his dog.

    Colin says: "More Classic Hap and Leonard"
  • Paradise Sky | Joe R. Lansdale

    Paradise Sky

    • UNABRIDGED (14 hrs and 7 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Brad Sanders
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (111)
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    (103)
    Story
    (101)

    A rollicking novel about Nat Love, an African-American cowboy with a famous nickname: Deadwood Dick. Young Willie is on the run, having fled his small Texas farm when an infamous local landowner murdered his father. A man named Loving takes him in and trains him in the fine arts of shooting, riding, reading, and gardening. When Loving dies, Willie re-christens himself Nat Love, in tribute to his mentor, and heads west.

    Jean says: "A Rip Roaring Tale"
  • Savage Season: A Hap and Leonard Novel #1 | Joe R. Lansdale

    Savage Season: A Hap and Leonard Novel #1

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 5 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (324)
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    (286)
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    Hap Collins and Leonard Pine are best friends, yet they couldn't be more different. Hap is an east Texas white boy with a weakness for Texas women. Leonard is a black, gay Vietnam vet. Together, they stir up more commotion than a fire storm. But that's just the way they like it. So when as ex-flame of Hap's returns promising a huge score, Hap lets Leonard in on the scam, and that's when things get interesting.

    Jim "The Impatient" says: "SUE ME, I'VE GOT A JUVENILE STREAK"
  • Sunset and Sawdust | Joe R. Lansdale

    Sunset and Sawdust

    • ABRIDGED (5 hrs and 42 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Joe R. Lansdale
    Overall
    (9)
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    (2)
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    (2)

    It begins with an explosion: Sunset Jones kills her husband with a bullet to the brain. Never mind that he was raping her. Pete Jones was constable of the small sawmill town of Camp Rapture ("Camp Rupture" to the local blacks), where no woman, least of all Pete's, refuses her husband what he wants.

    Michael E. Casto says: "Excellent, as usual"
  • Captains Outrageous: A Hap and Leonard Novel #6 | Joe R. Lansdale

    Captains Outrageous: A Hap and Leonard Novel #6

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 31 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (104)
    Performance
    (93)
    Story
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    Hap Collins, chicken plant guard, saves a young woman's life, and her father, owner of the chicken plant, rewards him with a large cash bonus. Hap and his best friend, Leonard Pine, head for a cruise to Mexico and the Caribbean. Not matching up to the exacting dress code of the on-board lobster restaurant, Leonard soon causes the pair to be abandoned in Mexico.

    Jim S says: "One of the best!"
  • Sunset and Sawdust | Joe R. Lansdale

    Sunset and Sawdust

    • UNABRIDGED (13 hrs)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Deborah Marlow
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (71)
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    (47)
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    Sunset Jones has just killed her husband. Never mind that he was raping her. Pete Jones was constable of a small sawmill settlement called Camp Rapture where no woman refuses her husband. So everyone is angrily surprised when Sunset becomes the new constable and investigates murders in which her late husband might be implicated. Yet, no one is more surprised than Sunset when the murders lead her, not only to the conclusion of the case, but to a well of inner strength she never knew she had.

    Samantha says: "TERRIFIC TERRIFIC TERRIFIC"
  • Deadman's Road | Joe R. Lansdale

    Deadman's Road

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 17 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Stefan Rudnicki
    Overall
    (77)
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    Deadwood meets Cthulhu in this wild and profane Western romp featuring zombies, werewolves, evil spirits, and one pissed-off gunslinging preacher. The Wild West has never seen the likes of the Reverend Jebidiah Mercer, a hard man wielding a burning Bible in the battle between God and the devil, in an endless struggle he's not sure he cares who wins. With its five stories laced with fast-paced action, nonstop humor, and spine-tingling horror, Deadman's Road is your ride to hell....

    Sabrina says: "Slight disappointment."
  • Bad Chili: A Hap and Leonard Novel #4 | Joe R. Lansdale

    Bad Chili: A Hap and Leonard Novel #4

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 30 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (121)
    Performance
    (108)
    Story
    (109)

    Hap Collins has just returned home from a gig working on an off shore oil rig. With a new perspective on life, Hap wants to change the way he's living, and shoot the straight and narrow. That is, until the man who stole Leonard Pine's boyfriend turns up headless in a ditch and Leonard gets fingered for the murder. Hap vows to clear Leonard's name, but things only get more complicated when Leonard's ex shows up dead, too.

    André Morais says: "brilliant writer, awsome narrator"
  • Rumble Tumble: A Hap and Leonard Novel #5 | Joe R. Lansdale

    Rumble Tumble: A Hap and Leonard Novel #5

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 37 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (117)
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    (107)
    Story
    (105)

    Even though a midlife crisis just crashed into Hap Collins like a runaway pickup, he's still got his job, he knows his best friend, Leonard Pine, will always be there for him, and, of course, he's got his main squeeze, Brett Sawyer. Things hit a new low, however, when Brett's daughter, Tillie, who's been walking on the wrong side of the law, suddenly stands in need of a rescue. It won't be easy - it never is - but nothing is going to stop Hap and Leonard as they hit the road destined for Hootie Hoot, Oklahoma.

    Mr. Wednesday says: "Gripping Story that Fits In a Weekend"
  • Cold in July | Joe R. Lansdale

    Cold in July

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 31 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Brian Hutchison
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    (30)
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    (29)
    Story
    (29)

    Richard Dane has killed a man. He cannot unhear the firing of the gun or unsee the blood on his living room wall. But everybody in the small town of LaBorde, Texas, knows Dane acted in self-defense. Everybody except Ben Russel, the ex-con father of the small-time criminal who invaded Dane's home. When Russel comes looking for revenge against Dane's family, the two are unexpectedly drawn into a conspiracy that conceals the vilest of crimes.

    Rachel says: "Very dark and different yet boring"
  • Vanilla Ride: A Hap and Leonard Novel #7 | Joe R. Lansdale

    Vanilla Ride: A Hap and Leonard Novel #7

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 34 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (105)
    Performance
    (90)
    Story
    (90)

    Hap Collins is an east Texas redneck, with a liberal bent, and a weakness for Texas women. Leonard Pine is a black, gay, Vietnam veteran. Not who you'd normally pick for best friends but there you go. Together they share an affinity for the martial arts and are a bundle of trouble, but trouble is what they love.

    Snoodely says: "Silly fun"
  • Fender Lizards | Joe R. Lansdale,Cassandra de Cuir - director

    Fender Lizards

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 16 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale, Cassandra de Cuir - director
    • Narrated By Kasey Lansdale
    Overall
    (6)
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    (6)
    Story
    (6)

    Dot waitresses on roller skates at the Dairy Bob, doesn't care for smoking, at least partly on account of her dad having never returned from a cigarette run, and carries on the family tradition of philosophizing. Life hasn't done her any favors in her 17 years so far. But if there was ever a heroine built for turning things upside down and seeing what shakes out, it's Dot. Determined to find out who she is and why she's the way she is, an opportunity presents itself when her heretofore-unknown uncle suddenly moves his camper into the front yard.

    Kent Knopp-Schwyn says: "Great story"
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