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    • George Carlin Reads to You

    • An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'
    • By: George Carlin
    • Narrated by: George Carlin
    • Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 2,920
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 2,619
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 2,587

    If one George Carlin audio is funny, then two are funnier and three must be funniest, right? That's our thinking behind this new collection. t's a HighBridge library of laugh-out-loud, award-winning recordings featuring George himself performing many of his best bits.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Like a Cast of Thousands

    • By Rick on 07-16-12

    Regular price: $34.97

    • Brain Droppings

    • By: George Carlin
    • Narrated by: George Carlin
    • Length: 2 hrs and 27 mins
    • Abridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 397
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 175
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 173

    Grammy Winner for Best Spoken Comedy Album
    Performed by George Carlin himself, and filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny.

    New! Don't miss our AudibleComedy combo, featuring original humor from standups Greg Proops and Steve Marmel.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • If you like the Carlin of late...

    • By Terri A. on 12-12-11

    Regular price: $17.47

    • When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

    • By: George Carlin
    • Narrated by: George Carlin
    • Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 1,306
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 532
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 525

    Following his two New York Times best sellers, Brain Droppings and Napalm & Silly Putty, comes George Carlin's third audiobook, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premiere comic observers.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Wonderful!

    • By Dana Wolfe on 07-10-05

    Regular price: $25.55

    • Last Words

    • By: George Carlin
    • Narrated by: Tony Hendra, Patrick Carlin
    • Length: 6 hrs and 24 mins
    • Abridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 368
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 245
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 244

    As one of America's preeminent comedic voices, George Carlin saw it all throughout his extraordinary 50-year career and made fun of most of it. Last Words is the story of the man behind some of the most seminal comedy of the last half century, blending his signature acer-bic humor with never-before-told stories from his own life.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Very good stuff.

    • By Amazon Customer on 06-12-12

    Regular price: $23.93

    • Napalm & Silly Putty

    • By: George Carlin
    • Narrated by: George Carlin
    • Length: 2 hrs and 28 mins
    • Abridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 86
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 81
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 79

    Yes, George Carlin is here with more of what he did better than any other comic: uproarious observations, laser-targeted crankiness, linguistic legerdemain, and inspired weirdness. ("If the shoe fits, get another just like it." "When you sneeze, all the numbers in your head go up by one.") Napalm & Silly Putty is just what his fans have been waiting for—another generous helping of notions, nonsense, assertions, assumptions, mockery, merriment, silliness, sarcasm, and, to be sure, plenty of disturbing references and toxic alienation.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • does not dissapoint

    • By Pawel S. Gibas on 08-27-18

    Regular price: $17.47

    • Class Clown

    • By: George Carlin
    • Length: 48 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 62
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 28
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 27

    Comedian George Carlin's definitive monologue was delivered on this 1972 album, his third, in the form of Seven Dirty Words You Can Never Say on Television. The FCC and Supreme Court held the routine as the epitome of tastelessness, threatening to yank the license of any station that dare play it over public airwaves. So you know it has to be funny. Buy it today and shock your parents!

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Top 5 comedy album of all time

    • By Kent on 06-24-08

    Regular price: $7.69

    • A Place for My Stuff!

    • By: George Carlin
    • Length: 51 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 75
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 49
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 44

    Classic Carlin all the way. His eighth comedy album after a five year break. Unlike earlier releases, A Place For My Stuff contains a number of studio tracks in addition to live performances, and he pokes fun at the format and candor of community radio, commercials, and television with aplomb.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Comdedy Classic

    • By Jill on 06-27-08

    Regular price: $7.69

    • Complaints & Grievances

    • By: George Carlin
    • Length: 54 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 58
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 40
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 39

    If you missed the HBO special, it's all here and it's all hysterical. George goes off on every subject under the sun and a few other planets too. Be the first one on your cell block to buy this great performance.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Funny

    • By M on 02-21-17

    Regular price: $9.79

    • Parental Advisory

    • Explicit Lyrics
    • By: George Carlin
    • Length: 53 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 51
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 32
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 30

    Okay, you might want to remove children under the age of nine from the room before listening to this brilliant album. When they turn 10, you might want to reconsider. Kids are going to learn this language sooner or later, so why not from George? It's Carlin's 12th comedy album, and most of it comes from his seventh HBO special Doin' It Again.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • George Carlin- The Greatest Observer of Mankind.

    • By BusDriverNYC on 03-23-19

    Regular price: $7.69

    • George Carlin with Judy Gold at the 92nd Street Y

    • By: George Carlin
    • Narrated by: Judy Gold
    • Length: 1 hr and 27 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 80
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 63
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 64

    Recently passed, George Carlin was a comedian famous for his "Seven Dirty Words" routine. To his credit are nearly 20 albums, five Grammy awards, and two Cable Ace Awards, and more HBO specials than anyone. He authored several books, including The New York Times best seller Brain Droppings and Napalm & Silly Putty. In this interview, he speaks with Judy Gold about his life and his comedy, and answers questions from the audience.

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • A nice interview with George Carlin

    • By zenabuff on 01-16-16

    Regular price: $1.95

    • You Are All Diseased

    • By: George Carlin
    • Length: 1 hr and 1 min
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 101
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 70
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 66

    Carlin's riffs on religion and terrorism on this album are classic. He even tackles the timely topic of airport security. Nobody dissects untouchable subjects better than the nimble mind of George Carlin. Recorded for an HBO live broadcast stand-up special on February 6, 1999.

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • Disappointed <br />

    • By Carol Martorelli on 01-16-18

    Regular price: $9.79

    • Classic Gold

    • By: George Carlin
    • Length: 2 hrs and 25 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 171
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 115
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 113

    This set contains three of George Carlin's classic albums from the 1970s in their entirety: FM & AM, Class Clown, and Occupation Foole.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Classic George

    • By Charles Cyr on 06-21-12

    Regular price: $13.48

    • More Napalm and Silly Putty

    • By: George Carlin
    • Narrated by: George Carlin
    • Length: 2 hrs and 28 mins
    • Abridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 177
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 52
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 53

    A companion to the best selling Napalm and Silly Putty, George Carlin's More Napalm and Silly Putty picks up where the original left off, with more laser-sharp observations, tough questions, philosophical musings, linguistic legerdemain, and inspired weirdness in these unabridged excerpts from the thinking man's comic - and three-time Grammy winner!

    • 3 out of 5 stars
    • Entry-Level Carlin

    • By Charles Elmore on 12-23-03

    Regular price: $16.07

    • Jammin' in New York

    • By: George Carlin
    • Length: 56 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 60
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 40
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 39

    George Carlin's eighth HBO special, taped on April 24 and 25, 1992, at the Paramount Theater, on the grounds of Madison Square Garden in New York City. Topics include the recently ended Persian Gulf War, similarities and differences among average Americans, language used at airports and more.

    • 1 out of 5 stars
    • Nothing new here.

    • By J. Miller on 03-06-13

    Regular price: $6.99

    • Life Is Worth Losing

    • By: George Carlin
    • Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 70
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 44
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 45

    George Carlin's 18th album. It was recorded simultaneously with the live broadcast of his 13th HBO special.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • classic

    • By Brad on 02-13-09

    Regular price: $12.59

    • Carlin on Campus

    • By: George Carlin
    • Length: 48 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 18
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 13
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12

    This fourth HBO special by George Carlin was recorded on April 18 and 19, 1984 and features mostly new material. The opening features Carlin in Catholic school with a short version of "Class Clown" and animation shorts. The ending features Carlin playing piano to an original song called "Armadillo Blues".

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Classic Carlin

    • By The Red Queen on 05-02-18

    Regular price: $14.00

    • Playin' With Your Head

    • By: George Carlin
    • Length: 47 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 18
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 10

    George's lighthearted routines and less topical issues complement his overwhelming timing in this classic album. Taken from his performance at the Beverly Theatre in Los Angeles in May 1986, George offers some of his hilarious examinations of "Losing Things" and "You're Lost": "That's the first thing that happens when you get to Heaven," he says. "They give you back everything you ever lost".

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Never get enough of him

    • By Kim on 07-06-09

    Regular price: $9.09

    • On the Road

    • By: George Carlin
    • Length: 46 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 23
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 18
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 18

    Here's George Carlin's seventh comedy album. Recorded live on October 3, 1976, at the Chandler Pavilion in Los Angeles, California. This was Carlin's last album for five years.

    Regular price: $6.99

    • An Evening with Wally Londo

    • By: George Carlin
    • Length: 48 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 23
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 13
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12

    Here is George Carlin's sixth album, recorded in 1975. Tracks include "Teenage Masturbation", "Mental Hot Foots", "High on the Plane", and more.

    Regular price: $6.99

    • What Am I Doing in New Jersey?

    • By: George Carlin
    • Length: 47 mins
    • Original Recording
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 39
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 29
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 29

    Here's George Carlin's 11th comedy album, recorded at the Park Theater in Union City, New Jersey, for an HBO special.

    Regular price: $6.99

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