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    • SpaceGirl

    • Downloading the Legacy: The Great Northern Audio Theatre
    • By: Brian Price, Jerry Stearns
    • Narrated by: full cast
    • Length: 37 mins
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    Linda Kim Shelmerdine discovered her considerable powers during her hormonal years (the Sun was having similar problems then). But she read the superheroes' guidebooks, and her years in 4-H helped too. Now 59, SpaceGirl is somewhat disillusioned with the way superheroism is viewed these days, both by the public and by other superheroes. But she takes her job seriously and enjoys the occasional vacations at her crater-side retreat on the moon.

    Regular price: $1.95

    • The Old Cart Wrangler's Saga

    • A Fully Blown, Full Length, Fully Baked Comic Monologue
    • By: Brian Price
    • Narrated by: David Ossman
    • Length: 1 hr and 15 mins
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    We've all seen that lone shopping cart sitting on the edge of a parking lot. Who goes and gets it and brings it home? The cart wrangler, of course.

    Brimming with easy humor, fantasy, and wisdom, David Ossman - of Firesign Theatre fame - gives the performance of a lifetime in this theatrical full-length monologue backed by a crack Kansas City jazz trio and recorded before a live audience at the Brick in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, on June 6, 2018.

    Mixing voice, eclectic jazz, and sound effects, this performance breaks sound-art boundaries and may even break your heart.

    Regular price: $4.51

    • Cyber Bob and the Digital Nymph

    • The Great Northern Audio Theatre
    • By: Brian Price, Jerry Stearns
    • Narrated by: full cast
    • Length: 38 mins
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    David Ossman of the Firesign Theatre returns one last time to the live, raucous stage to play Cyber Bob, who leaves his position as cart wrangler at the Mart to lead a digital expedition into the digital glade in search of the beautiful yet elusive Digital Nymph. There's a history between the two, and they aren't playing...well, they are playing games. And when the Nymph asks if Cyber Bob wants to "take the leap", there's only one answer for the old campaigner.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Thwack That Dirigible

    • Or, Do You Want Fries with That?: The Great Northern Audio Theatre
    • By: Brian Price, Jerry Stearns
    • Narrated by: full cast
    • Length: 35 mins
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    A stolen dream-driven dirigible, an evil steam-powered spider, and a Styrofoam grail all have the fair dream mistress Princess Doyle a la Carte and the decidedly bubbly Count Pierre d'Orc on the run beyond the overtaxed capacity of their Heisenberg Hyperextended Reversal Dream Drive. Steampunk and other steamlike stuff take a bath in this Brian Price and Jerry Stearns satire.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Jokes in Space

    • The Great Northern Audio Theatre
    • By: Brian Price, Jerry Stearns, Eleanor Price
    • Narrated by: full cast
    • Length: 36 mins
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    A veritable cornucopia of silliness and misinformation, Jokes in Space will give you the latest on abandoned warehouses, dead tribbles, interstellar disasters, Internet get-rich scams, and tips to sell your planet in today's competitive marketplace. Jokes in Space was performed before a live audience, and the listener is assured that no plots were used or harmed during the making of this production.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • The Jewels of the 11th Generation

    • The Great Northern Audio Theatre
    • By: Brian Price, Jerry Stearns
    • Narrated by: full cast
    • Length: 29 mins
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    Treasure hunters board a 300-year-old generation starship, the Professor Irwin Corey, in search of legendary jewels. As usual they find pirates, adventures, adorable children, and plenty of squeaky toys.

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Cyber Bob and the Silicon Kid

    • The Great Northern Audio Theatre
    • By: Brian Price, Jerry Stearns
    • Narrated by: full cast
    • Length: 29 mins
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    Cyber Bob is the ultimate old-school computer pro. There isn't a system out there that he can't hack with just a couple of punch cards, so he's ideally suited to answer the question the Silicon Kid and Nadia, the most super of all supermodels, want answered: Is the Kid a boy or just another $200 billion android?

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Dialogue with Martian Trombone

    • The Great Northern Audio Theatre
    • By: Brian Price, Jerry Stearns
    • Narrated by: David Ossman, Tim Wick, full cast
    • Length: 34 mins
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    The Ramon Raquello Orchestra was supposed to get their big break that night in 1938, on Orson Welles' Mercury Theater show, but they kept getting cut off. The rest of that program became famous. Still is. But what happened to the band? We join them many years later at a reunion, and it seems that they can't seem to escape the influence of the Martians.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • The Learning Curve

    • Or, The Rise of Francis: The Great Northern Audio Theatre
    • By: Jerry Stearns, Brian Price
    • Narrated by: David Ossman, Wally Wingert, full cast
    • Length: 34 mins
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    What does it take to jump-start an economy? Why, consumers! So what do politicians do to jump-start an economy? They create millions of new consumers by emancipating creatures and monsters, real and fictional. But is the public ready to accept creature-made entertainment features? What do politicians care?

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Super Pal

    • The Saving of the World
    • By: Jerry Stearns, Brian Price
    • Narrated by: full cast
    • Length: 28 mins
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    The rogue comet Skippy is headed right for Big City. The mayor is looking for a superhero to save everyone, but most of them are busy at the moment. Super Pal is discussed, but he isn't their first choice. In this superhero mockumentary, we hear about Super Pal from his friends, his agent, and his girlfriend, and we find out about his childhood.

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Tumbleweed Roundup

    • The Great Northern Audio Theatre
    • By: Brian Price, Jerry Stearns
    • Narrated by: Damiian Mariio Lang, Thea Alexander, full cast
    • Length: 33 mins
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    Mack Brown remembers all those old Tumbleweed Roundup movies he saw as a kid and wonders what happened to them; they don't show up on late-night television or in video stores anymore. Driven by nostalgia, he begins to search for the missing films. As he hunts down this elusive piece of his childhood, Mack visits an old friend, finds one of the cowboys who made the original films, attends a gathering of the Tumbleweed Roundup Reenactment Society, and finds himself caught up in a conspiracy.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • The Great Northern Audio Theatre Collection

    • The Great Northern Audio Theatre
    • By: Jerry Stearns, Brian Price
    • Narrated by: David Ossman, Phil Proctor, full cast
    • Length: 10 hrs and 25 mins
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    Collected here are 18 plays, some of which were performed before a live audience at the Mark Time Awards shows. Firesign cofounders David Ossman and Phil Proctor and iconic children's show host Chuck McCann are among the many actors performing on this ultimate Great Northern Audio Theatre collection.

    Regular price: $24.47

    • Peter Galaxy, Interstellar Envoy

    • The Great Northern Audio Theatre
    • By: Brian Price, Jerry Stearns
    • Narrated by: David Ossman, Michael Sheard, full cast
    • Length: 29 mins
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    Peter Galaxy and his sidekick, Dr. Simon, used to be big stars on the radio. Now they're just two retired actors playing cards on the front porch and riding herd on the grandchildren. But can these two old-timers find work for 300 billion illegal aliens? Yeah, we wondered about that question too.

    Regular price: $1.95

    • The Recollections of Turner Ashbey

    • An Audio Novel
    • By: Brian Price
    • Narrated by: Brian Price
    • Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
    • Unabridged
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    The year is 2096, and the 83-year-old Turner Ashbey has seen a lot in the turbulent 21st century: the rising oceans, the Eastern Migration, the Stay Put, the Digital Undoing, the Tax Indentures, and, of course, the collapse and dissolution of the United States federal government into, finally, 113 "ephemeral nations", as Ashbey liked to call them.

    Regular price: $20.97

    • The Velveteen Submission: The Lighthouse at the End of the Tunnel

    • The Great Northern Audio Theatre
    • By: Brian Price, Jerry Stearns
    • Narrated by: David Ossman, Irene Ruderman, full cast
    • Length: 28 mins
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    Pangborn arrives unexpectedly on a lighthouse in space, startling the caretaker and his wife. Then Ripley shows up, looking for Pangborn. Then Ripley's father, space pirate Captain Squid, arrives looking for his daughter, and he doesn't like finding Pangborn there, too. Soon they all discover that the lighthouse is about to be smacked by an approaching passenger space cruiser unless they can do something. A hot bath is suggested. Will they all escape destruction? Will they find out who the father of Ripley's baby is?

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Drummer's Dome

    • The Great Northern Audio Theatre
    • By: Brian Price, Jerry Stearns
    • Narrated by: Dean Johnson, Irene Ruderman, full cast
    • Length: 27 mins
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    Drummer Crowley is finally able to build the house he always dreamed of - a geodesic dome in the woods. That's because they finally released on CD the three albums his band, Bent Sunshine, made back in the 1960s. He hires a carpenter and enlists his son and daughter-in-law to help, but they find that the inside of the dome seems to contain a different world.

    Regular price: $1.95

    • 3 Wizard Tales

    • 'High Moon,' 'Tell Them NAPA Sent You,' 'Wizard Jack'
    • By: Jerry Stearns, Brian Price
    • Narrated by: David Ossman, full cast
    • Length: 47 mins
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    Three modern tales of wizards, magic, and silliness. "High Moon" is a Western showdown with magic and 50 meters. "Tell Them NAPA Sent You" is a story of a wizard, dwarfs, and auto parts. And in "Wizard Jack", the wizard accidently trades all the magical tomorrows for tango lessons. Featuring David Ossman and Phil Proctor of the Firesign Theatre and a full cast.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Loose Wheels and Narrow Necks

    • Cart 437 and Other Slightly Dystopian Tales
    • By: Brian Price, Jerry Stearns - producer
    • Narrated by: David Ossman, full cast
    • Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
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    Over the years while writing, directing, and acting at radio theater workshops and in the Mark Time Radio Show performances at Minneapolis' CONvergence science fiction conventions, Brian Price and Jerry Stearns found that they shared a love for classic Beat poetry, Lord Buckley, and prose poems, so they started doing some of their own. This is a collection of their unique hybrid of humor, music, character, and performance.

    Regular price: $13.96

    • In the Embers

    • The Great Northern Audio Theatre
    • By: Brian Price, Jerry Stearns
    • Narrated by: Edwin Strout, Robin Miles, full cast
    • Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
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    A song, a pressed flower, and the sound of two girls' voices recovered from a burned wooden beam by using a brand-new laser technique to read a charred surface like the grooves of an old 78 rpm record. These are the clues that archaeologist Digger Morgan discovers while working on a routine dig at a Maryland plantation. Who were the girls? When was the fire? The answers all lead to 1920s jazz pioneer Kit Jeffers, whose voice mysteriously appears on Digger's computer and whose existence remains haunted by a singular tragic event.

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    • By Amazon Customer on 02-27-18

    Regular price: $17.47

    • Villains on Parade

    • The Great Northern Audio Theatre
    • By: Jerry Stearns, Brian Price, Eleanor Price
    • Narrated by: Chuck McCann, Wally Wingert, full cast
    • Length: 31 mins
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    Villains on Parade, starring Chuck McCann, Wally Wingert, and the rest of our usual troupe, features an evil sorceress, bumbling henchmen, the annual Storming of the Castle, the Plunderers Day Parade, the Lost Orc Commentaries, and other extreme silliness. The bad guys have their say, and the pros take the stage and bring down the castle.

    Regular price: $3.95

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