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    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Live Sex Acts
    • By: Beth Lapides, David Cross, Margaret Cho, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, David Cross, Margaret Cho, and others
    • Length: 20 mins
    • Unabridged
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    These red-hot standup performances from the Un-Cabaret feature stories about live sex acts. No kidding! Visit a live sex show with David Cross, a porn movie shoot with Greg Fitzsimmons, and go behind the scenes to see what life is like for a phone sex operator when that operator is Margaret Cho! Insightful and hilarious, these performances are also very, very dirty.

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Tale of Two Girls
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Beth Lapides
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides
    • Length: 12 mins
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    Beth Lapides' tale of an emergency evacuation - and an art world celebrity crush. BETH LAPIDES executive produced and hosted Un-Cabaret for Comedy Central. She hosts and curates the Un-Cabaret, Say the Word and the Other Network. She is commentator for NPR's All Things Considered and The Huffington Post, and she had her own daily talk show on Comedy World Radio. Her first book, Did I Wake You? Haikus for Modern Living was published in 2007.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Surprise!
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Beth Lapides
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides
    • Length: 17 mins
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    An inspirational comedy set by Beth Lapides about Dr. Emoto, beach bodies, and getting evicted - from Los Angeles and the Piscean Age!

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    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Do Not Disturb
    • By: Beth Lapides, Michael Patrick King, Scott Thompson
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Michael Patrick King, Scott Thompson
    • Length: 22 mins
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    Check in to these hotel-based stories: attend the International Mr. Leather convention, try to find appropriate porn to rent on Easter when you're Catholic, and explore the mysteries of human nature poolside with Michael Patrick King, Scott Thompson, and Beth Lapides (rated R for racy content).

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Just Say Noah!
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Beth Lapides
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides
    • Length: 20 mins
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    Beth Lapides takes the Noah story as a personal instruction to build her own ark, an ark to protect us from catastrophic thinking - Ark 2.0!

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • How I Revolutionized Comedy (without really being that funny) Pt. 1
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Beth Lapides
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides
    • Length: 15 mins
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    Beth goes from being a successful performance artist to a beginning comic, with tales of one-nighters from the comedy boom and the final hell gig that made her leave the "straight" comedy world to start the Un-Cabaret.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories, Last Thursday

    • By: Un-Cabaret, Beth Lapides
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides
    • Length: 11 mins
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    This performance was the original inspiration and seed that became God Said Ha!. This classic performance of Julia's first story about her brother's cancer captures all the urgency and inspiration of Un-Cabaret's early years. Raw emotion and comic grace came together in the right room with the right audience at the right time and created a perfect storm of spontaneous comic storytelling.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories, Passover and Over, April 11, 2008

    • By: Un-Cabaret, Beth Lapides
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides
    • Length: 12 mins
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    Beth Lapides celebrates Passover in her uniquely freewheeling, life-loving, symbolism-embracing way. BETH LAPIDES executive produced and hosted Un-Cabaret for Comedy Central. She hosts and curates the Un-Cabaret, Say the Word, and the Other Network. She is a commentator for NPR's All Things Considered and The Huffington Post, and she had her own daily talk show on Comedy World Radio. Her first book, Did I Wake You? Haikus for Modern Living, was published in 2007.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories, How to Fall in Love

    • By: Un-Cabaret, Beth Lapides
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides
    • Length: 13 mins
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    Beth Lapides shares some hard-learned lessons about love and comes up with some great insights and advice. BETH LAPIDES executive produced and hosted Un-Cabaret for Comedy Central. She hosts and curates the Un-Cabaret, Say the Word, and the Other Network. She is a commentator for NPR's All Things Considered and The Huffington Post, and she had her own daily talk show on Comedy World Radio. Her first book, Did I Wake You? Haikus for Modern Living was published in 2007.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories, I'm No Einstein, October 17, 2008

    • By: Un-Cabaret, Beth Lapides
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides
    • Length: 11 mins
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    Beth's ode to Einstein features miracles, the "Uncertainty Principle" of modern particle physics, and her childhood shame about her family's Funk & Wagnall's encyclopedia.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Take Two Angels and Call Me in the Morning
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Beth Lapides
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides
    • Length: 18 mins
    • Original Recording
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    Beth meets an Angel Healer at a New Age convention in Vegas and has a miraculous healing. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas - but in this case, what happened to Beth might not actually have happened.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories, The First Rule of Love

    • By: Un-Cabaret, Beth Lapides
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides
    • Length: 19 mins
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    Beth Lapides is out to entertain and inform with this freewheeling set about love lessons learned through her own long-term relationship. BETH LAPIDES executive produced and hosted Un-Cabaret for Comedy Central. She hosts and curates the Un-Cabaret, Say the Word, and the Other Network. She is a commentator for NPR's All Things Considered and The Huffington Post, and she had her own daily talk show on Comedy World Radio. Her first book, Did I Wake You? Haikus for Modern Living was published in 2007.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Getting It
    • By: Un-Cabaret, Beth Lapides
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides
    • Length: 15 mins
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    Beth Lapides' revelations about "getting it" - and the ecstatic joys of consciousness. Oh, and also the time she peed in her pants.BETH LAPIDES executive produced and hosted Un-Cabaret for Comedy Central. She hosts and curates the Un-Cabaret, Say the Word, and the Other Network. She is a commentator for NPR's All Things Considered and The Huffington Post, and she had her own daily talk show on Comedy World Radio.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Look at Me
    • By: Beth Lapides, Bobcat Goldthwait, Andy Dick, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Bobcat Goldthwait, Andy Dick, and others
    • Length: 22 mins
    • Unabridged
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    These inspired standup performances feature stories about being sort-of famous. Take an epic journey to the Saturday Night Live 25th Anniversary Show and into the depths of Julia Sweeney's soul. Watch Dana Gould get his pilot tested. Plus great snapshots of near-fame from Bobcat Goldthwait, Beth Lapides, and a gem of a song from Andy Dick with music by Andras Jones (we think).

    Regular price: $1.95

    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Frequent Flyers
    • By: Patton Oswalt, Beth Lapides, John Riggi, and others
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, John Riggi, Tim Bagley, and others
    • Length: 18 mins
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    Take off with these high-flying stories about air travel that go a lot deeper than jokes about airline food (although one of the stories is, in fact, about a food-related revelation). They're also about crazy travelers and horribly awkward interactions with the stranger in the next seat.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Mail Call
    • By: Beth Lapides, Sue Murphy, Julia Sweeney
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Sue Murphy, Julia Sweeney
    • Length: 18 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Take a correspondence course in comedy with Julia Sweeney as she tries to deal with a spurned lover long-distance, and Beth Lapides and Sue Murphy get mail that really pushes the envelope.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • Cult Classics
    • By: Beth Lapides, Judy Toll, Taylor Negron
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Judy Toll, Taylor Negron
    • Length: 21 mins
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    These soulful standup comedy performances are all about religious cults: Judy Toll's epic tale of her involvement with "The Church of Something-ology" and Taylor Negron's casual dip into a model cult.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Un-cabaret I love you!

    • By Paula on 07-22-06

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    • Un-Cabaret Stand-Up

    • It's My Party
    • By: Beth Lapides, John Riggi, Tim Bagley
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides, John Riggi, Tim Bagley
    • Length: 23 mins
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      4 out of 5 stars 4
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    These outspoken stand-up comedy performances from the Un-Cabaret are all about gayness.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Very funny but too disjointed

    • By Rebecca on 03-24-14

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • The Ish Factor
    • By: Beth Lapides
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides
    • Length: 18 mins
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    A deeply funny story by Beth Lapides about her Jewishness.

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    • Un-Cabaret Stories

    • Where I Live
    • By: Beth Lapides
    • Narrated by: Beth Lapides
    • Length: 17 mins
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    A deeply funny and epic story by Beth Lapides about her eviction from Los Angeles and exile in the desert (if you can consider Palm Springs the desert).

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