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    • Succubus Journey

    • By: Amanda Lash
    • Narrated by: Nikki Diamond
    • Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
    • Unabridged
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    These works tell the story of a beautiful mage named Megan, who becomes romantically entwined with a succubus named Kendra, a scholar, and an ogre named Phil, and the fun and hijinks that ensue. From overthrowing a kingdom to battles with a vampire named Kiki, there is romance and adventure aplenty.   

    Regular price: $19.95

    • The Mediocre Ogre

    • And Other Limericks
    • By: Amanda Lash
    • Narrated by: Tiana Marie Camacho
    • Length: 3 mins
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    This is a collection of limericks with fantasy themes featuring paladins, unicorns, and ogres.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Ryan the Heartless

    • By: Amanda Lash
    • Narrated by: Cherise Knapp
    • Length: 58 mins
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    This is the sequel to Donald Trump: Necromancer and I Was a Teenage Were-Panda. In this installment the heroic band of revolutionaries, including a scientist with a mechanical hand, a son of a titan, and a vampire folk singer, make a stealth raid on Capitol Hill and confront the evil Necromancer in Chief as well as a surprisingly formidable speaker of the house.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • A Very Cthulhu Christmas

    • By: Amanda Lash
    • Narrated by: Brittany Means
    • Length: 5 mins
    • Unabridged
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    This is a collection of poems about love, heartbreak, and the occasional Elder God. Also interspliced with humor and cynicism.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • How to Date a Supervillain

    • Advice on How to Live Life from a Super Villainess
    • By: Amanda Lash, Dou7g
    • Narrated by: Raya J. Thomason
    • Length: 16 mins
    • Unabridged
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    This is advice from a fictional character and super villainess; follow it at your own risk.

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    • Of Mice and Mendacity

    • Donald Trump: Necromancer, Book 4
    • By: Amanda Lash
    • Narrated by: Cherise Knapp
    • Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
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    This is the fourth installment of Donald Trump: Necromancer and follows our squad of rebellious heroes. Phil Ochs, a folk singer turned vampire demon slayer; Magnus a scientist with a mechanical hand; Aiko, a teenage were panda; and Josh, an urban druid who can tap in to the living force of a city. On the run from their last showdown with the necromancer in chief, they hole up in Disneyworld while they plot their next strike.

    Regular price: $6.95

    • I Was a Teenage Were-Panda

    • Donald Trump: Necromancer, Book 2
    • By: Amanda Lash
    • Narrated by: Cherise Knapp
    • Length: 50 mins
    • Unabridged
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    This is the second novella in the series Donald Trump: Necromancer. It is a work of political parody and therefore protected by the first amendment. This novella follows the progress of vampire folk singer Phil Ochs and the scientist Magnus along with their allies Aiko the were-panda, a druid, and an incredibly strong Good Old Boy named Zeus as they attempt to stop the evilest president in history who also happens to be a necromancer.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Donald Trump: Necromancer

    • By: Amanda Lash
    • Narrated by: Kate Johnson
    • Length: 29 mins
    • Unabridged
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    In this, the first story in a new series featuring a character from Dark Elves, Dragons and Dinosaurs as well as Beholder Baseball and Other Bad Ideas, Magnus the scientist who formerly "dated" Lorelei the dark elf priestess is now in Manhattan and single. He is visited in the dead of night by a dead folksinger, who is now a vampire and needs his assistance on a mission to take down a dangerous necromancer.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • The Succubus Apprentice

    • By: Amanda Lash, Dou7g
    • Narrated by: Nikki Diamond
    • Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
    • Unabridged
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    In this series Helen, a wise-ass redhead who became a succubus at the end of Succubus Journey must figure out what exactly that entails. Meanwhile a scholar who became a king goes on a war for books while his ogre mentor comes along for the ride. A supervillain assassin challenges a greater demon to a duel and humor and adventure abound. If you like Super Powereds by Drew Hayes, The Waldo Rabbit series, or Good Intentions by Elliot Kay, you will love The Succubus Apprentice.

    Regular price: $19.95

    • Manhattan Sucks

    • The Succubus Apprentice, Book 2
    • By: Amanda Lash, Dou7g
    • Narrated by: Maggi Mayfield
    • Length: 30 mins
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    This work follows the characters from Succubus Journey. In this installment, Kiki the vampire and Lorelei the dark elf sorceress implement their plan to take over Manhattan, at least the supernatural aspects of it. These two beautiful dangerous women as they wreak havoc through the greatest city in the world, in heels.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Necromancer in Chief

    • Donald Trump: Necromancer, Book 6
    • By: Amanda Lash
    • Narrated by: Kat Stroot
    • Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
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    In this, the first story in a new series featuring a character from Dark Elves, Dragons and Dinosaurs as well as Beholder Baseball and Other Bad Ideas, Magnus the scientist who formerly dated Lorelei the dark elf priestess is now in Manhattan and single. He is visited in the dead of night by a dead folksinger, who is now a vampire and needs his assistance on a mission to take down a dangerous necromancer. He tells him his ex-girlfriend is already handling it (see The Succubus Apprentice) but Phil says not that necromancer. Another one.

    Regular price: $19.95

    • How to Live Like a Supervillain

    • By: Amanda Lash, Dou7g
    • Narrated by: David Sabol
    • Length: 14 mins
    • Unabridged
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    This is a humorous piece of writing intended for a mature audience over 18. All characters are over 18. This is possibly helpful advice from Poison, a knife wielding super strong supervillain in the world of "The Crisis" and "Crisis on Just One Earth." It is advice about how to live like a supervillain even if you don't have any powers and don't want to go to jail. It's all about attitude.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Dark Elves, Dragons, and Dinosaurs

    • By: Amanda Lash
    • Narrated by: Mara J. Eden
    • Length: 4 hrs and 49 mins
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    This is a humorous, episodic novel of dark fantasy and science fiction, composed of the four novellas Amy and the Ankylosaurus, Helen and the Evil Elves of the Elder Gods, Sithe in the City, and Dragon vs Dinosaur. It begins when Magnus creates a device to open portals to other quantum universes so he can show his ex-girlfriend, Amy, real dinosaurs. This goes awry when Amy goes through the portal and he has to rescue her, accompanied by his fellow scientist Helen, Amy's best friend.

    Regular price: $14.95

    • Dying, Waiting, Hoping

    • Donald Trump - Necromancer Book 5
    • By: Amanda Lash
    • Narrated by: Cherise Knapp
    • Length: 2 hrs and 5 mins
    • Unabridged
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    This is a work of humorous fantasy as well as political parody. Any persons who actually exist are public figures and depictions here are exaggerated and used for purposes of satire and political commentary as protected by law and the first amendment of the US constitution.

    Regular price: $6.95

    • Love Is a Dragon

    • By: Amanda Lash
    • Narrated by: Rebecca Sternberg
    • Length: 6 mins
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    This is a collection of poems about hope, love, despair, and joy. And the occasional dragon.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • Love Is Cthulhu

    • By: Amanda Lash
    • Narrated by: Cherise Knapp
    • Length: 6 mins
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    This is a short collection of poems dealing with the apocalyptic nightmarish horror and non-Euclidean geometries of love.

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    • All Tomorrow's Problems

    • By: Amanda Lash
    • Narrated by: Cherise Knapp
    • Length: 8 mins
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    A collection of poetry about love, heartbreak, and supernatural horror. Disclaimer: These poems are intended for a mature audience over 18. All characters in these poems are over 18.

    Regular price: $3.95

    • The Zen of Shallowness

    • By: Amanda Lash
    • Narrated by: Cherise Knapp
    • Length: 9 mins
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    This is a collection of poetry celebrating the darker side of love and other topics. The poems mix humor, idealism, and cynicism and strive to make you laugh think and feel.

    Regular price: $3.95