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The Republican National Convention is off to a rocky start after Morlinda Tromp’s speech is found to be plagiarized word-for-word from the hit film, Jurassic Mark. Now it’s up to hotshot speechwriter Perper Tunk to craft a perfect speech for Domald Tromp...with a slight catch. In order to avoid any accusations of plagiarism, Domald has requested that all facts, concrete plans, or rational logic be removed from the statement, leaving only a haze of vaguely patriotic fluff. The speech is a success, but when a physically manifested version of the political rhetoric ends up at Perper’s hotel room, he’s faced with the consequences of what it means to create something that looks beautiful on the outside but is completely vacant within.

A veteran scientific test subject, Chom Bullusk has managed to carve out a living for himself in the lab, but when he spots an offer for a five-million-dollar trial, Chom is not sure what to make of it. The danger typically mirrors the pay, but this money is good enough that Chom is willing to take his chances. Soon enough, Chom is learning that he has the perfect median butthole, a complete anal average of all mankind, and is perfect for this high-profile study.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the "tingler", a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you.

When Larb and his bro arrive in Las Vegas on their guys' trip, they expect to get into a little trouble, namely gambling, drinking, and banging chicks. But nothing can prepare Larb for what happens when he lays his eyes on a massive billboard for the Pinn and Tucker magic show. Suddenly overwhelmed with gay attraction to these handsome dinosaur entertainers, Larb finds himself front and center at a VIP magic experience that he will never forget, culminating in an explicit final act.

After raising the prices on his life-saving drugs to outrageous heights, notorious "Pharma Bro" Marky Sharky has come to terms with his title as the most hated man in America. At least he still has his one-of-a-kind, two million dollar album from dinosaur rap group, The Yu-Bang Clan. But when Marky receives a frantic call from his lawyer about a wild gay stipulation in the album's fine print, things take a turn for the unexpected.

James is a guy from the wrong side of the tracks, and thanks to his financial woes he is destined to be stuck there forever. But everything changes when James, working as a college janitor, solves a problem on the blackboard of an empty classroom. Now a handsome T-Rex professor wants to teach James the most important lesson of all: gayness. But is gayness a power too volatile to be contained?

Jeff just can't seem to catch a break. A string of bad luck has sent Jeff to the gutter, literally, where he struggles to survive as a homeless man on Venice Beach. Jeff is caught stealing a carnitas taco, and is promptly chased down by the Unicorn Butt Cops, a new branch of government that specializes in hot, gay, anal poundings on inline skates. The sentence is for a hardcore, double anal threesome, but little do these unicorn cops know that Jeff is an expert in all things gay and anal, leading to a twist ending that's sure to blow your mind!

On the eve of the biggest case of his life, attorney Mark Tucker gets some devastating news. The opposition has brought in a new lawyer, the notorious Nart Bulgok, who has never lost a case and is the mythical creature, Bigfoot, as well as a renowned doctor. After completely botching his opening statement, Mark retreats to a nearby bar to nurse his wounds. But when Nart shows up to offer an olive branch, things take a turn for the unexpected. Suddenly, the two of them find themselves wrapped up in a sordid night.

Tired of crooked politicians, Lorp is fine with not even voting. But when Lorp's roommate introduces him to the hot, handsome democratic socialist Bernie Sambers, Lorp changes his tune. Soon enough, they are at a Bernie rally. However, things start getting fishy once wilderness creatures begin showing up. How is Bernie so perfect, anyway? Could magic be involved? Lorp finds his answers in a political anal reaming that will have your jaw on the floor! This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human-on-unicorn presidential candidate action, including anal, blowjobs, and more.

When Wimbs stumbles into work Monday morning, hungover and three hours late, he's expecting nothing less than immediate termination. But thanks to a miscommunication with his boss, Wimbs suddenly finds himself caught in a lie about a homosexual relationship with Monday itself.

After a year stationed on planet Zorbus, astronaut Lance Tanner and his raptor lover Orion return home to find that they are not greeted as heroes, but as villains. Unbeknownst to Lance, his space travels have been funded by the villainous Scoundrels Inc, a corporation that has deep ties to the illegal trade of unicorn tears and a destructive mining project at the core of the earth. Now Lance is on trial for a number of false charges; from having connections to the wicked Scoundrels, to being too strange for space.

A down-home-country-kinda-guy, Porp has always dreamed of taking off after college to backpack across Europe, but life on the farm hasn't provided enough to make this a financial option. Luckily, Porp has some connections to a famous, race car-driving monster named Frankenstein, and soon finds himself in the undead monster's luxurious, race car-themed apartment at the heart of Berlin. But Porp's visit falls on Frankenstein's birthday, and it's not long before the celebrations turn erotic.

When Josh receives a link to the story marked "not safe for work" he somehow manages to keep his curiosity at bay while still in the office. His friend, however, is not so lucky. Soon enough, Josh finds the very fabric of time and space ripping apart in a homosexual mystery that will change the fate of his entire universe, and ours.

When Tuck Bingle receives an email explaining that he's been nominated for science fiction literature's most prestigious award, he's left utterly confused. On one hand, Tuck is a successful writer of gay, science fiction erotic, but on the other, this email is addressed to someone by the name of Chuck Tingle. Tuck replies, but his message is not delivered because the recipient exists in another layer of The Tingleverse, a revelation that will take Tuck on a journey into the deepest realms of his butt's heart.

After landing in Hugona, the planet capital of Earth Two, our heroes restrain Vam Dox and head off to secure an important diplomatic relationship with the pterodactyl president, but that's when all hell breaks loose. Soon, Vam Dox is storming the capital with a band of rabid dogs, and Lance and Orion are wrongly taking the blame! Fortunately, Lance and Orion know that the only cure for evil this strong is to prove their love in a hardcore gay encounter at the steps of the capital building.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the "tingler", a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, then this explicit collection is for you.

Jols Dorp loves passing the time during his long commute with podcasts and radio shows, and when his favorite show, This American Butt, holds a contest for the cutest butt in America, Jols jumps at the chance to enter. Soon enough, Jols is flying to Chicago to meet with the show's host, a handsome stegosaurus named Ira Ass. When the audio starts rolling, things get heated between Jols and his new prehistoric friend. Eventually the pair ends up at Ira's microphone-themed penthouse, where Jols learns the private side of public radio...in a hardcore anal pounding.

As a marketer for Pear Computers, Relm loves his job, but when you're the leading innovator of smartphones and computers, the stress can sometimes be overwhelming. This year, however, Relm finds himself in the pickle of a lifetime when it's announced that the new mePhone does not support a headphone input.

Out for a stroll after breaking up with his girlfriend, Tuck never could have imagined that he would meet the love of his life in the form of a gay unicorn sailor named Hunter, but that's exactly what happens.

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the "tingler", a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the bigfoot variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. Includes Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls, The Curse of Bigfoot Butt Camp, and Bigfoot Settlers Claim My Butthole!