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If you think Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in a public restroom because you heard he was shot at Ford’s Theater in the head, chances are, you’re not sensitive.The Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies is at it again with exam #11. Within these pages is everything you ever wanted to know about your own sensitivity can be found between the covers of this book! Up until now, you only thought you were sensitive. Now you can prove it! If you tell your son you’ll get him a car if he gets a haircut, and he reminds you that Jesus Christ had long hair, to which you reply, “Yes ...

If you ask your wife to get you a beer during sex and complain when the one she brings you is not imported, chances are, you’re not sensitive. Marriage & the Happily Ever After Syndrome is long overdue. Finally, there is a definitive examination that explodes all of the myths and misunderstandings between a husband and wife. While wives always know what they are doing, men never fully comprehend the thought process of their mate. This volume of our infamous Male Sensitivity Tests focuses entirely on the sacrament of marriage in hopes of providing the needed insight that is so lacking in ...

If you think O.J. Simpson would make an excellent spokesman for the Ginsu Knife because of his perceived expertise in the area of cutlery, chances are, you’re not sensitive. The Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies and all the rest of that malarkey that follows, is back once again with another of the wildly popular Male Sensitivity Tests. We’re not sure why they are popular since we aren’t sure why anyone would subject himself to such rigorous self-examination, but we are not in business to judge. We are in business to make money! Things are more like they are today than ...

If you lock the keys in your car and you refuse to call a locksmith to get your wife out, chances are, you’re not sensitive. The Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies is tirelessly at it once again with another in their acclaimed series of Male Sensitivity Tests. Don’t be fooled by other meaningless explorations into male sensitivity. Make sure you ask for it by name.If you’re told the best thing you can do for a friend who has had too much to drink is make him throw up, and, in an effort to follow that advice, you ask if anyone has a naked picture of Whoopi Goldberg you can...

If a chubby woman with a British accent tells you she's from Wales, and you ask, "Humpback or Killer?", chances are, you're not sensitive.The Institute of Male Sensitivity and a lot of other rubbish that means nothing, is at it again with book #8 in their comprehensive series titled "The Male Sensitivity Test".Nothing can be more sensitive that sensitivity itself!That, on it's own, may well define the real message within this series of pointedly focused texts bent on solving the world's woes when it comes to insensitive louts!

What is a moron? Do we have a single definition that is universally accepted? That is the problem. Until the past few years there hasn’t been a clear definition of the term moron. But now, as a result of the ingenuity of those who truly are in charge of the world, we have clear illustrations of the word. It is demonstrated daily by those who run for political office. The less they know, the better they seem to do in the political arena. It is proof that knowledge is dangerous. Given that we are now lowering the bar substantially and redefining words, thoughts and actions that never needed...

If your cousin says she named her son after his father, and you ask, “You named your son Postman?”, chances are, you’re not sensitive. Back once again is the Institute for Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies with another in their acclaimed series of Male Sensitivity Tests. Though there is no actual definition to what sensitivity is, the Institute continues to evolve in ways they hope will help solve not only insensitivity among men but also the cause of male patterned baldness. Even though they’re not really sure what one has to do with the other, they suspect there is a connection ...

What can anyone say about the Institution For Male Enlightenment and Sensitivity Inclusive Studies that has not already been said? As such, we won’t say anything more than just the Institution was established during a time of need to assist those who are in need of assistance in finding their own need for assistance. We think that says it all. Our mission statement is very simple… Anything for a buck. We think that says it all. That said, this edition of their ongoing series of famous proverbs, axioms, sayings, expressions and quotes that no one has ever admitted to or said publicly (At...

Believing that there are no small people just those who didn’t grow very tall, we feel there is little we can contribute to this contribution except contributions that are outside of the realm of the contributable. We, at the prestigious Institute For Male Enlightenment and Sensitivity Inclusive Studies, swear not only at each other but by the above referenced credo. The addition of enlightenment to our ostentatious nomenclature, we believe, clarifies our position even if we have yet to assume it. So, on behalf of those who believe themselves to be hard-working staff members as well as ...

If you believe Idaho is the proper answer to the question, “Which of you is a naughty girl?”, chances are, you’re not sensitive. The Institute for Male Enlightenment and Sensitivity Inclusive Studies was founded on the premise of seeking answers to important questions. Unfortunately, there were other Institutes who were doing the same thing. But when discovered that there were men willing to fork over hard-earned cash in exchange for a promise that they’d be more sensitive, that’s when the Institute went into high gear. And so, with the help of our crack staff and also those who ...

It is one thing to be a worthless wort on the butt of society, but it is quite another to be the one who points it out. In keeping with our long-standing tradition, a tradition spanning two previous books, 16 minutes and 34 seconds, we continue our series of important contributions to the scholastic world of completely worthless thoughts, phrases, axioms and proverbs for your bathroom reading pleasure. We, the prestigious elitists at the Institute For Male Enlightenment and Sensitivity Inclusive Studies, have spared every expense because we’re not only chintzy, but we don’t want to ...