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"I could not have perpetrated such a heinous act. It is not in my nature. I have dimples!" Goldie In a story meant to combat hearsay accusations and inaccurate portrayals, Goldie Locks finally has her say! And what she has to say will surely leave you laughing! As her father has so often said... "There is no point in doing something half-arse when you can take a little more time and make a complete arse of yourself!" Harry Locks (Goldie's Father) Fantasying Is Believing! "If a laugh can be had in a world shrouded by sadness and sorrow, is that not the equal of finding gold while digging for...

“It’s better we don’t talk. We’ll just say things we’ll regret.” Those 11 echoing words of rejection haunted Jennifer Banks for more than 30 years. Her salve of materialism and sexual promiscuity opened the door to Satan who happily took possession of her soul. Jennifer knew what had to be done. It was all her fault. She had no choice but to right the wrong and free the receiver of her rebuff from the evil clutches of a wicked and tyrannical blackmailer. Only by the most extreme measures of exorcism did she believe she could be released from the deadly grip of Beelzebub. She had...

This is the second book of faith from Michael Robert Krikorian focuses on the battle between profits and prophets. In the world of today, there is a belief that more is better, and yet, what seems to be forgotten is God created a perfect world. As such, He gave us all we ever needed. And yet, still we crave and desire more. So the question comes down to whether the supposed technological advancements through history came from God or the demonic intervention of Satan. The purpose of this book is to explore our world and ask some very serious questions about why things are the way they are. ...

The Shark is back! But this time it’s not business. It’s personal. Having been summoned to replace a temperamental actress in a Hollywood motion picture titled, The Amazonian from Nitrofuran, Detective Janise Rande’s roommate, Arielle Andresen, was given an offer she couldn’t refuse. It was the chance she had waited for since her arrival in California 10 years before. Though there were some questions revolving around the production, Arielle decided to throw caution to the wind. However, what she didn’t expect was what would happen when she arrived on the beautiful Island of Maui. ...

Things that may be okay today may not be okay tomorrow. That's what political correctness is all about. It unfairly judges those from different times using the standards they have created. By contrast, God's standards never change nor does his measuring stick. Political correctness is based on the idea that imperfect people can legislate perfection. In the face of what appears to be systemic secularism, at no time in the modern world has there been a greater need for the word of God. Written to inspire and entertain, the message between these covers is one of truth and freedom. But most ...

When you choose to bury your head in the sand, never forget what others see of you. The year is 2099. Christianity is under assault and systemic secularism is rampant. The problem is, very few are even aware of it and even fewer seem to care. In the first chapter of this prophetic science fiction thriller, the world is controlled by a faceless and nameless entity known only as “The Ruling Class”. They have seized control of the western world under the guise of freedom and democracy when in truth neither exists. Most under the dictatorial rule are imprisoned but don’t even realize it. ...

It was supposed to be a simple getaway to Las Vegas. Stephanie Bell and her best friend Marion Summers often escaped reality by taking pleasure trips on their own. Having been widowed at a young age as a result of a tragic plane crash that claimed the life of her husband, Stephanie never lacked for male attention. And despite being married, Marion didn’t allow that to stand in her way of fun. And so, this getaway was meant for fun and frolic. However, neither could have anticipated what they would find in Sin City. In a case that has more twists than a 1962 Chubby Checker concert, the ...

Perfect A Must Read... Five StarsPerfect… A Must Read… Five Stars!!! Michelle Humphrey, Examiner.com BASH was a little-known Southern California rock and roll band in the late 1970’s. After three unsuccessful albums, the members, Danny Blanchard, Johnny “Axe”, Eddie Steele and Hap Henderson, decided to point a gun at its temple and pull the trigger, putting the band out of its misery in 1979. Normally that would have been the end of the story... But it was far from over. Unbeknownst to most, including the band itself, they had a few actual fans. One eventually wound up being a ...

If you think before is the answer to the math problem 3 + 5, chances are, you're not sensitive. We wanted to call this our greatest hits, but decorum and lack of articulative individuals who may think we that's a salacious reference to a woman's bosom prevented us from doing so. But that doesn't alter the importance of what is offered within the covers of this book! Culled from our previous collection of examinations, this is truly the most comprehensive single exploration into male sensitivity ever offered to the general public! So here you have the best of the best... Or more like, the ...

If your wife wants you to have sex with her best friend and explains her reasoning by saying, “She doesn’t believe me when I tell her how bad you are.”, chances are, you’re not sensitive. This edition of the Male Sensitivity Test from the Institute For Male Enlightenment and Sensitivity Inclusive Studies, focuses on adult misbehavior and understanding. Since most men don't seem to recognize the differences between the two sexes, this test is meant to illustrate it on an adult level. As such, it is meant only for adults. Once again utilizing the renowned Niedermeyer Rules for ...

When in Rome…Remember, gazpacho is supposed to be served cold.And so it goes for those hardworking men and women at The Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies & Assorted Absurdities. Within these pages are the results of years exploration, exploitation, and investigation of the human psyche. Their goal has forever been that of increasing awareness of the most basic elements within our world. “We live in a very modern period of world history that can and has, at times, overwhelmed and confused even the most well-adjusted man… What you will find within the forthcoming pages can...

If you’re asked to name the most beautiful piece in popular music history and can’t decide between Doris Day and Ann-Margret, chances are, you’re not sensitive.The indigent workforce at The Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies, Assorted Absurdities & Asinine Allusions have returned with Another Male Sensitivity Test! Bolstered by the arousing response we received on our first offering, we have decided to add more depth to an otherwise shallow pool in the self-help industry. Though we’re not really sure how it’s self-help if we help you, we don’t quibble over such ...

If your wife tells you peeing in a swimming pool is rude, and you indignantly justify your behavior by saying, “Oh, come on… Everyone does it.”, to which your wife replies, “Not from diving board, they don’t!”, chances are, you’re not sensitive. The brilliant intellectuals that make up the crack staff as well as the staff not taking drugs at the Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies is at it again with more sensitivity training for those in search of training. We let our work speak for itself.If you need to be told a “cockfight” is between two chickens, chances ...

If you’re planning a hunting trip, and your wife asks if you’ll miss her, and you respond, “Only if you’re out of range when I fire.”, chances are, you’re not sensitive. The Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies was founded on the premise that never in the history of mankind has any single body ever focused itself completely in the immersion of something so frivolous that no one would ever understand why they did it! And so we saw the void and founded the Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies in the hopes that no one would ever ask us why we founded the ...

If a friend tells you he has a date with an angel, and you respond, “What are you, a necrophiliac?”, chances are, you’re not sensitive. About the InstituteThe Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies was founded on the premise that never in the history of mankind has any single body ever focused itself completely in the immersion of something so frivolous that no one would ever understand why they did it! And so we saw the void and founded the Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies in the hopes that no one would ever ask us why we founded the Institute of Male ...

If you think Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in a public restroom because you heard he was shot at Ford’s Theater in the head, chances are, you’re not sensitive.The Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies is at it again with exam #11. Within these pages is everything you ever wanted to know about your own sensitivity can be found between the covers of this book! Up until now, you only thought you were sensitive. Now you can prove it! If you tell your son you’ll get him a car if he gets a haircut, and he reminds you that Jesus Christ had long hair, to which you reply, “Yes ...

If you ask your wife to get you a beer during sex and complain when the one she brings you is not imported, chances are, you’re not sensitive. Marriage & the Happily Ever After Syndrome is long overdue. Finally, there is a definitive examination that explodes all of the myths and misunderstandings between a husband and wife. While wives always know what they are doing, men never fully comprehend the thought process of their mate. This volume of our infamous Male Sensitivity Tests focuses entirely on the sacrament of marriage in hopes of providing the needed insight that is so lacking in ...

Born of humble roots to working class parents and raised in a section of Atlanta, Georgia, referred to as “Cabbagetown” until the age of six, Tommy Roe grew up in the West End and rose to make history in the world of popular music. Starting out as one of a host of southern Rockabilly artists in 1962, by decade’s end, he had attained even greater fame in Hollywood by creating a genre of his own.However, don’t think for one minute that the journey from his modest upbringing to the glitz and glamour of Tinseltown was an easy one. It was anything but that. His story shadows a period in ...

If you think O.J. Simpson would make an excellent spokesman for the Ginsu Knife because of his perceived expertise in the area of cutlery, chances are, you’re not sensitive. The Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies and all the rest of that malarkey that follows, is back once again with another of the wildly popular Male Sensitivity Tests. We’re not sure why they are popular since we aren’t sure why anyone would subject himself to such rigorous self-examination, but we are not in business to judge. We are in business to make money! Things are more like they are today than ...

If you lock the keys in your car and you refuse to call a locksmith to get your wife out, chances are, you’re not sensitive. The Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies is tirelessly at it once again with another in their acclaimed series of Male Sensitivity Tests. Don’t be fooled by other meaningless explorations into male sensitivity. Make sure you ask for it by name.If you’re told the best thing you can do for a friend who has had too much to drink is make him throw up, and, in an effort to follow that advice, you ask if anyone has a naked picture of Whoopi Goldberg you can...