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Reminiscent of the old-timey country music shows broadcast over radio and television as well as the quick-paced comedy shows of yesterday with rapid-fire skits and musical numbers, this little book will delight you and bring back many fond memories. The difference, of course, is that the naughty little bud we call cannabis is the main focus here. Each routine is laden with all sorts of corny references to that miraculous weed we all love and treasure. The best part is that you don't even have to light up. Simply get comfortable in your favorite chair and either read or listen to this unique...

Join Freddy, the fiddler and all-around comical jester, as you travel back to medieval times. Enjoy his tongue-in-cheek, raucous, racy adventures. His encounters with his favorite monarchs, King Nellybelly and Queen Lesbiana, as well as many other surprise guests including Baron Harder-On and a cameo appearance by a vintage pope, Vasectomus the First, bring this delightful, zany story over the top. This novella contains several photos and illustrations to enhance your reading pleasure!

The cloaked figure and the unknown changing of faces is back again. He reveals individual's innermost secrets. Nobody knows where or when this dark, foreboding spirit will appear. He is that faceless, ever-changing face of faces --- the RETURN OF FALSE FACE. Esmeralda Lintner presents an anthology of four stories which will make your hair stand on end. Mister FF, as he affectionately calls himself, never fails to deliver his charges' most daring wishes and aspirations, but always with a catch of some sort or another. You'll feel the impact of these episodes long after you finish reading or ...

In this second part of a three-book series you will experience the high, stoned times for your reading and toking pleasure. Sit back, relax, light up a joint and tune into THE GANJA NETWORK TWO!

Enjoy the romantic life of Paris, France! Welcome to a house of frolicking fun. Savor the erotic adventures of these attendees. Let Monique guide you into her zany and erotic world of the forbidden, where sexual inhibitions are realized and often go awry. It all happens right here in Monique's Pleasure Palace!

The completely fictional character depicted in this story bears the unusual but fitting name of Reverend Byron Stiffwilly. Reading the tale of his adventures and unique experiences as related by the principal of the seminary which the Episcopalian minister once attended will cause you to smile, laugh and even shake your head in disbelief. People from all walks of life will find themselves touched by the heavenly endowment possessed by this truly elongated servant of the Most High. Reverend Stiffwilly is certain to transport the reader to new ecclesiastical heights.

Beth Templeton is a resident of New York City and a woman you'll not soon forget. Whether it is assuming the role of a mature lady of charm and grace (evidenced by her daily makeup ritual and elaborate choice of high fashion clothes for the day), dispensing advice (welcome or not) to novices in the fashion industry (drawing on her experience and knowledge of having been the owner of a leading house of design in the heyday of the closing decades of the 20th century) or discovering the joys and surprises of living in a vibrant city, she is a force with which to be reckoned. Follow Beth on her...

Do angels exist? Can they speak? Listen to one tell her story about intervening in human lives! This delightful little book contains eight unique tales of ordinary individuals who overcome difficulties and challenges in their lives with a healthy dose of angelic help.

In this unusual novella, the spirits of three former Presidents materialize and observe the various goings-on in the current White House. The administration of Perry Crumbwinkle confounds everyone, and the three former Presidents are no exception. They must figure out a way to confound the man himself before he becomes the ruination of the United States. The story contains many inspirational quotes as spoken directly by Teddy, Harry and Dick throughout their lifetimes in service to the American people and their place in history. Also within the pages of the book are contained many ...

Step into Fifi Poofay's world of extraordinary sexual delights! You'll be served up a good mix of arousing sexual fantasy enhanced by traditional comedy flourishes. With twenty-nine individual readings PLUS introductory and closing words from Fifi herself, you'll be stimulated as you've never been before!

What happens when two presidents from the past --- and the future --- come together? Sound confusing? It won't be once you begin reading this extraordinary novella about Abraham Lincoln's extraordinary trip back in time, devised for him by destiny and providence during a period of unequal turmoil caused by civil war. The reader will remember the implications of two great leaders determining the course of momentous events in U.S. history (all fictionalized, of course!)

What happens when our first president finds himself suddenly propelled into the future? Who or what will he see in the year 2024 in America? Find out what one of our Founding Fathers has to say. It’s a journey you’ll never forget, chockful of interesting, whimsical encounters. It's all in this new take on history --- namely, GEORGE WASHINGTON 2024! (Please note: In addition to the text, the paperback version of this novella also contains many historic photos and illustrations to heighten the reader's experience.)

They're back, and boy! Are we ever glad they're still fighting for justice on our behalf. We know you'll enjoy reading about the whimsical, wacky, racy, raunchy world of crime fighting. You'll have hours of laughter from this compilation of short stories dealing with crime fighting at its finest. Join our law-abiding enforcers as they fight against evil in all shapes and sizes: Baron von Brownnosen battling Jack-O the Jack-Off Clown; Inspector Half-Twit confronting Doctor Goldprick; Prophylactic Private Dick matching wits with Cockleballs the Puppeteer; and many others. It's all contained ...

From a naughty high school joke teller who wins a talent contest to a successful comedian who reaches highest stardom, the life story of Jack-O the Jack-Off Clown is illuminating. As soon as he is discovered, he begins a career of playing the clown like you’ve never seen before. Join Jack-O as he wows the seniors with his classroom yucks. Watch him launch his professional comic career and soar to greatness. You won’t be able to put this book down. It’s chockful of racy, nasty fun, all courtesy of the clown of naughty buffoonery himself, JACK-O! (The paperback version contains many ...

Ready for an eerie fantasy? If you enjoy the antics of monsters and ghouls, rest assured that all your favorites show up at Skull Mansion. Gruel Hilda is whipping up all sorts of gruesome meals, and the horror is nonstop. Esmeralda Lintner's latest tale of mayhem is a tribute in parody to all Gothic classics.

Somewhere in the dark corners of life and the mind shadowy figures of the imagination reside. The lure of the beckoning voice is heard through the human senses. Clear images, sometimes abstract ones, can be misconstrued for truth or lies. It is these images which distinguish truth from fiction. Take, for instance, the face. Many illusions do occur: makeup, facial manipulation through surgery, beauty creams --- everything to satisfy one's ego. However, there is such person who can change his illusive image as that of a human chameleon. FALSE FACE! Read, study and dissect, if you wish, the ...