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Come and read through these pages. You will discover for yourself everything about an outrageous performer: a true showman known throughout the nation. He is the outlandish buffoon of magical mystery and nasty, naughty mayhem. He will bring you hours of fun and mirth. There is no other magician or illusionist who can outperform him. You will encounter the strange and bizarre world of the obscene. His tricks can pollute the purest of minds. He is boisterous. He is rotund, He is racy. Huntington, West Virginia-based author Esmeralda Lintner guarantees you will never encounter another ...

In Huntington, West Virginia-based author and poet, ESMERALDA LINTNER's previous novella, the appearance of an unusual man of the cloth lighted up the pages of the narrative. Now, the Reverend Doctor Sinner returns in a tale which plunges the reader directly into the maelstrom of the American Revolution and its effect on the inhabitants of a small fictional village located in Bucks County, Pennsylvania. The action is nonstop, and the laughs are also plentiful as Doctor Sinner amazed everyone with his dual personality: mild-mannered vicar of the Cobblestone All Saints Congregational Church ...

Have y'all heard and seen on TV or read in magazines about superheroes? Well, these here are new and improved, zany, racy crime fighters for your consideration --- the Naughty Superheroes. Nowhere have there ever been such superpowers as these: Supersperm, the Wonder Wanker, Captain Buggeroff, and many more. There have also never been naughty, nefarious ne'er-do-wells the likes of Doctor Perv, the Titty Trickster, the Mad Horny Porny Man, and numerous others. Hold on to your seats --- the wacky, whacking-off fun is yet to come! (The paperback and hardcover editions contain many ...

There are few guarantees in life, and we never know what to expect. Such is not the case at the RISQUE CABARET, presided over by the most ravishing, charming and alluring hostess of all time, Fifi Poofay. She and the management of this wonderful establishment guarantee that you'll enjoy a marvelous, unforgettable visit as you watch the brilliant variety of performances and have the time of your life. You'll hoot, holler, applaud wildly and rise in ovation as you pore through this unusual book. No tribute to the institution of cabaret arts like this has ever been written, nor will you ever ...

Take a trip back to Ancient Rome. Join Longus Dongus, owner of the empire’s most famous (and notorious) baths as he takes us on a guided tour of his pride and joy. Have a wild, relaxing orgasm like you’ll never forget. Even a cameo appearance by the great emperor, Caesar himself, graces these pages. Do as the Romans do. Come to the Baths of Orgasmia! This delightful Kindle book contains many photos and illustrations. They, as well as the text, are in full color (for tablet and phone users only --- Kindle Ereader is unfortunately exempt)

If you remember Fifi Poofay, the notorious erotica boutique owner from a previous book by this author, you will be doubly delighted to know that she is alive, well and now proud to bring you a collection of her favorite erotic nursery rhymes and naughty fairy tales. Presented in typical children's book format and illustrated throughout, you will spend many hours of stimulating fun with this unconventional versions of the beloved stories of all times.

This little book tells a strange and bizarre story and will give you insight into the shadowy world of luring, peeping lewdness. An outrageous voyeur named Peeping Pecker Pete transforms himself into a member of the opposite sex to fulfill his misbehaving, mischievous proclivities. "Her" peeping eyes know no bounds as they find themselves in a whirl of adventures and mishaps which "she" never expected. Peeping Penelope’s story is filled with naughtiness and endless slapstick situations which lead the outrageous drag queen to experience a roller coaster ride like never before.

You met him briefly in Huntington, West Virginia-based author ESMERALDA LINTNER's previous work dealing with the precarious situation of the American Colonists in the pre-Revolutionary nation. Now, he returns to fight even harder and more arduously than ever before for justice and liberty. Join the inhabitants of Doilston and Jammisonne, fictional villages in Bucks County, Pennsylvania, as they aspire to create a new country.

Step back in time to Ancient Greece. Allow the gods, goddesses, and other entities to delight and amaze you. Dimitrios, a slave boy who is plucked from the marketplace to live comfortably with an Athenian master, benefiting from the education and tender love provided to him, is your guide through this frequently mythological world, albeit with flashes of genuine life where mortals dwell. MIGHTY ZEUS, the god above all other gods, is ready to welcome you to this world of wonder. Enjoy your journey to the fullest in the lines of this amazing poetry.

Join Chester, the wildest, zaniest, most unpredictable jester in the history of the entire world, He is ready to entertain you like royalty. He performs faithfully before distinguished monarchs like His Majesty King Fatteous Fartknocker the First, and his provocative wife, Her Majesty Queen Butchweena. He has fame and fortune smiling on him as his entire changes for the better due to the benevolence of his patrons. Huntington, West Virginia author ESMERALDA LINTNER takes you on a journey back to medieval times where the Dark Ages really were really not dark at all. You will laugh until your...

Everybody is familiar with the famous and most beloved detectives in literary history. Names like Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot, Philip Marlowe, Sam Spade, Father Brown, and Inspector Morse loom large in the annals of crime fighting fiction. The greatest of them all, however, is the indisputably amazing German sleuth, Baron von Brownnosen. He brings his dignified Old World charm to the contemporary investigation of insidious crimes perpetrated by devious ne'er-do-wells like Spermo the Great and Rupert the Puppetmaster. Despite his shortcomings (the good Baron is as blind as a bat!) and ...

Tommy Tinkerton is the unassuming hero of this latest historical tale of thrills and spills from Huntington, West Virginia author and poet, ESMERALDA LINTNER. Though a bungling fool most of the time, Tommy demonstrates uncommon valor and willingness to fight the good fight for liberty and patriotism in the besieged American Colonies. The action of the story revolves around fictitious events which take place in several equally nebulous places in and around Bucks County, Pennsylvania. You will long remember the exciting and, occasionally, stumbling, bumbling exploits of a most extraordinary ...

We met Stevie the Monkey briefly in a previous novella written by West Virginia-based author and poet, ESMERALDA LINTNER. Now, Stevie has a chance to shine on his own, fortifying his notoriety as The First Monkey of Rock and Roll. His life becomes infinitely more interesting as he meets and is mentored by a famous promoter. That wise man suggests that our monkey friend return to the exciting world of rock music where he shone so brilliantly just a few years back. And his fame spreads as he tours with under the guidance of the promoter, meets and interacts with all sorts of interesting ...

Inspired by the life, times and talents of Joseph Pujol (better known as "Le Petomane") Sacramento author Esmeralda Lintner's latest offering takes us into the elegant world of lords and ladies of British society. Lady Fartingham's unique fragrances could never be captured if not for a series of amazing events. This historical tale in flatulent taste will echo down the corridors of time.

This is Esmeralda’s long-awaited novel. Much time and imagination were put into this wondrous, epic story. Now it’s out for your special perusal. To whet your appetite, here is some sage advice from the distinguished professor of religious studies at Prickston University (who also kindly provided the introduction to this book): "My friends and fellow students, sit back and relax while you read and dissect this foolish and whimsical, God-inspired Bible thumping messenger. I shall take you into the crazed mind of the most fanatical Fundamentalist speaker and proclaimer of them all. He ...

What happens when a twenty-year-old named Joe Williams is on a routine trip to his grandfather's house? Suddenly, he and his van are transported into the past. He encounters events which took place over fifty years ago. He grooves with the masses at Woodstock, gets in the middle of the Kent State student demonstrations and massacre, experiences the wonder of the Summer of Love in San Francisco, the historic Human Be-In, and the far-out trip he takes, courtesy of Doctor Timothy Leary, into an LSD-propelled world of discovery. See the past through contemporary eyes. You'd better fasten your ...

Join our superhero crime fighters --- Superdick, Butchweena, the Impeccable Mister Wang and the Masked Peckerhead --- as they battle the most dangerous, naughtiest criminals of all time --- the Titillating Titty Trickster and Orangey Balls, the Peeping Poker, Puu-Shee-Whip and the French Tickler. This is the author’s first crime-stopping story, a tale told in modern times, and it will prove to be thrilling, spilling and exhiliarating!

In times past, a special meeting place existed, and its purpose was, surprisingly enough, to enrich society through literature, music, and the arts. The rich and well-educated flocked to such places in droves. One's artistic ability and creativity could be exposed to likeminded composers, writers, poets, and thinkers. And, so, the literary salon was born and flourished. This is the story of one of them, possibly the most daring for its time. It was presided over by Josephine, a truly remarkable woman for the ages, as you shall discover in the pages of this fascinating little book.

Men rise, and men fall in many walks of life, and politics is no exception. And if a man is so overwhelming, so blustery, such a braggart, and basically an office holder who does nothing most of the time, in this day of age where the masses will believe anything spooned out to them like Pablum, he can be a roaring success. Such is the story of Senator Beauregard Blowhard, the People's Choice. You will laugh, cry, shake your head in wonder and amazement at all his antics. ESMERALDA LINTNER once again brings you a story in complete parody of everything that goes on in the halls of a state ...

Wild doesn't even begin to describe the zaniness of this latest offering by Huntington, West Virginia-based author and poet, ESMERALDA LINTNER. She takes you on the naughtiest, sassiest musical revue you'll ever see live on stage or via the miracle of television. The emcee for this fabulous presentation, the outlandish Henrietta Rumblebums, introduces each act in her own, inimitable way. You'll laugh, cry, and generally flip out as you take in the unorthodox lyrics of these musical numbers. Names of the artists and groups will also give you a good chuckle, guaranteed. Your seat for the show...