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In Huntington, West Virginia-based author and poet, ESMERALDA LINTNER's previous novella, the appearance of an unusual man of the cloth lighted up the pages of the narrative. Now, the Reverend Doctor Sinner returns in a tale which plunges the reader directly into the maelstrom of the American Revolution and its effect on the inhabitants of a small fictional village located in Bucks County, Pennsylvania. The action is nonstop, and the laughs are also plentiful as Doctor Sinner amazed everyone with his dual personality: mild-mannered vicar of the Cobblestone All Saints Congregational Church ...

Have y'all heard and seen on TV or read in magazines about superheroes? Well, these here are new and improved, zany, racy crime fighters for your consideration --- the Naughty Superheroes. Nowhere have there ever been such superpowers as these: Supersperm, the Wonder Wanker, Captain Buggeroff, and many more. There have also never been naughty, nefarious ne'er-do-wells the likes of Doctor Perv, the Titty Trickster, the Mad Horny Porny Man, and numerous others. Hold on to your seats --- the wacky, whacking-off fun is yet to come! (The paperback and hardcover editions contain many ...

If you remember Fifi Poofay, the notorious erotica boutique owner from a previous book by this author, you will be doubly delighted to know that she is alive, well and now proud to bring you a collection of her favorite erotic nursery rhymes and naughty fairy tales. Presented in typical children's book format and illustrated throughout, you will spend many hours of stimulating fun with this unconventional versions of the beloved stories of all times.

Join Freddy, the fiddler and all-around comical jester, as you travel back to medieval times. Enjoy his tongue-in-cheek, raucous, racy adventures. His encounters with his favorite monarchs, King Nellybelly and Queen Lesbiana, as well as many other surprise guests including Baron Harder-On and a cameo appearance by a vintage pope, Vasectomus the First, bring this delightful, zany story over the top. This novella contains several photos and illustrations to enhance your reading pleasure!

Tommy Tinkerton is the unassuming hero of this latest historical tale of thrills and spills from Huntington, West Virginia author and poet, ESMERALDA LINTNER. Though a bungling fool most of the time, Tommy demonstrates uncommon valor and willingness to fight the good fight for liberty and patriotism in the besieged American Colonies. The action of the story revolves around fictitious events which take place in several equally nebulous places in and around Bucks County, Pennsylvania. You will long remember the exciting and, occasionally, stumbling, bumbling exploits of a most extraordinary ...

Join Chester, the wildest, zaniest, most unpredictable jester in the history of the entire world, He is ready to entertain you like royalty. He performs faithfully before distinguished monarchs like His Majesty King Fatteous Fartknocker the First, and his provocative wife, Her Majesty Queen Butchweena. He has fame and fortune smiling on him as his entire changes for the better due to the benevolence of his patrons. Huntington, West Virginia author ESMERALDA LINTNER takes you on a journey back to medieval times where the Dark Ages really were really not dark at all. You will laugh until your...

Wild doesn't even begin to describe the zaniness of this latest offering by Huntington, West Virginia-based author and poet, ESMERALDA LINTNER. She takes you on the naughtiest, sassiest musical revue you'll ever see live on stage or via the miracle of television. The emcee for this fabulous presentation, the outlandish Henrietta Rumblebums, introduces each act in her own, inimitable way. You'll laugh, cry, and generally flip out as you take in the unorthodox lyrics of these musical numbers. Names of the artists and groups will also give you a good chuckle, guaranteed. Your seat for the show...

We met Stevie the Monkey briefly in a previous novella written by West Virginia-based author and poet, ESMERALDA LINTNER. Now, Stevie has a chance to shine on his own, fortifying his notoriety as The First Monkey of Rock and Roll. His life becomes infinitely more interesting as he meets and is mentored by a famous promoter. That wise man suggests that our monkey friend return to the exciting world of rock music where he shone so brilliantly just a few years back. And his fame spreads as he tours with under the guidance of the promoter, meets and interacts with all sorts of interesting ...

Men rise, and men fall in many walks of life, and politics is no exception. And if a man is so overwhelming, so blustery, such a braggart, and basically an office holder who does nothing most of the time, in this day of age where the masses will believe anything spooned out to them like Pablum, he can be a roaring success. Such is the story of Senator Beauregard Blowhard, the People's Choice. You will laugh, cry, shake your head in wonder and amazement at all his antics. ESMERALDA LINTNER once again brings you a story in complete parody of everything that goes on in the halls of a state ...

Ready for an eerie fantasy? If you enjoy the antics of monsters and ghouls, rest assured that all your favorites show up at Skull Mansion. Gruel Hilda is whipping up all sorts of gruesome meals, and the horror is nonstop. Esmeralda Lintner's latest tale of mayhem is a tribute in parody to all Gothic classics.

Step into Fifi Poofay's world of extraordinary sexual delights! You'll be served up a good mix of arousing sexual fantasy enhanced by traditional comedy flourishes. With twenty-nine individual readings PLUS introductory and closing words from Fifi herself, you'll be stimulated as you've never been before!

This little book tells a strange and bizarre story and will give you insight into the shadowy world of luring, peeping lewdness. An outrageous voyeur named Peeping Pecker Pete transforms himself into a member of the opposite sex to fulfill his misbehaving, mischievous proclivities. "Her" peeping eyes know no bounds as they find themselves in a whirl of adventures and mishaps which "she" never expected. Peeping Penelope’s story is filled with naughtiness and endless slapstick situations which lead the outrageous drag queen to experience a roller coaster ride like never before.

Take a trip back to Ancient Rome. Join Longus Dongus, owner of the empire’s most famous (and notorious) baths as he takes us on a guided tour of his pride and joy. Have a wild, relaxing orgasm like you’ll never forget. Even a cameo appearance by the great emperor, Caesar himself, graces these pages. Do as the Romans do. Come to the Baths of Orgasmia! This delightful Kindle book contains many photos and illustrations. They, as well as the text, are in full color (for tablet and phone users only --- Kindle Ereader is unfortunately exempt)

Reminiscent of the old-timey country music shows broadcast over radio and television as well as the quick-paced comedy shows of yesterday with rapid-fire skits and musical numbers, this little book will delight you and bring back many fond memories. The difference, of course, is that the naughty little bud we call cannabis is the main focus here. Each routine is laden with all sorts of corny references to that miraculous weed we all love and treasure. The best part is that you don't even have to light up. Simply get comfortable in your favorite chair and either read or listen to this unique...

The cloaked figure and the unknown changing of faces is back again. He reveals individual's innermost secrets. Nobody knows where or when this dark, foreboding spirit will appear. He is that faceless, ever-changing face of faces --- the RETURN OF FALSE FACE. Esmeralda Lintner presents an anthology of four stories which will make your hair stand on end. Mister FF, as he affectionately calls himself, never fails to deliver his charges' most daring wishes and aspirations, but always with a catch of some sort or another. You'll feel the impact of these episodes long after you finish reading or ...

Step back in time to Ancient Greece. Allow the gods, goddesses, and other entities to delight and amaze you. Dimitrios, a slave boy who is plucked from the marketplace to live comfortably with an Athenian master, benefiting from the education and tender love provided to him, is your guide through this frequently mythological world, albeit with flashes of genuine life where mortals dwell. MIGHTY ZEUS, the god above all other gods, is ready to welcome you to this world of wonder. Enjoy your journey to the fullest in the lines of this amazing poetry.

Inspired by the life, times and talents of Joseph Pujol (better known as "Le Petomane") Sacramento author Esmeralda Lintner's latest offering takes us into the elegant world of lords and ladies of British society. Lady Fartingham's unique fragrances could never be captured if not for a series of amazing events. This historical tale in flatulent taste will echo down the corridors of time.

In this second part of a three-book series you will experience the high, stoned times for your reading and toking pleasure. Sit back, relax, light up a joint and tune into THE GANJA NETWORK TWO!

Enjoy the romantic life of Paris, France! Welcome to a house of frolicking fun. Savor the erotic adventures of these attendees. Let Monique guide you into her zany and erotic world of the forbidden, where sexual inhibitions are realized and often go awry. It all happens right here in Monique's Pleasure Palace!

In times past, a special meeting place existed, and its purpose was, surprisingly enough, to enrich society through literature, music, and the arts. The rich and well-educated flocked to such places in droves. One's artistic ability and creativity could be exposed to likeminded composers, writers, poets, and thinkers. And, so, the literary salon was born and flourished. This is the story of one of them, possibly the most daring for its time. It was presided over by Josephine, a truly remarkable woman for the ages, as you shall discover in the pages of this fascinating little book.