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Come and read through these pages. You will discover for yourself everything about an outrageous performer: a true showman known throughout the nation. He is the outlandish buffoon of magical mystery and nasty, naughty mayhem. He will bring you hours of fun and mirth. There is no other magician or illusionist who can outperform him. You will encounter the strange and bizarre world of the obscene. His tricks can pollute the purest of minds. He is boisterous. He is rotund, He is racy. Huntington, West Virginia-based author Esmeralda Lintner guarantees you will never encounter another ...

Enjoy the romantic life of Paris, France! Welcome to a house of frolicking fun. Savor the erotic adventures of these attendees. Let Monique guide you into her zany and erotic world of the forbidden, where sexual inhibitions are realized and often go awry. It all happens right here in Monique's Pleasure Palace!

This is Esmeralda’s long-awaited novel. Much time and imagination were put into this wondrous, epic story. Now it’s out for your special perusal. To whet your appetite, here is some sage advice from the distinguished professor of religious studies at Prickston University (who also kindly provided the introduction to this book): "My friends and fellow students, sit back and relax while you read and dissect this foolish and whimsical, God-inspired Bible thumping messenger. I shall take you into the crazed mind of the most fanatical Fundamentalist speaker and proclaimer of them all. He ...

In times past, a special meeting place existed, and its purpose was, surprisingly enough, to enrich society through literature, music, and the arts. The rich and well-educated flocked to such places in droves. One's artistic ability and creativity could be exposed to likeminded composers, writers, poets, and thinkers. And, so, the literary salon was born and flourished. This is the story of one of them, possibly the most daring for its time. It was presided over by Josephine, a truly remarkable woman for the ages, as you shall discover in the pages of this fascinating little book.

If you remember Fifi Poofay, the notorious erotica boutique owner from a previous book by this author, you will be doubly delighted to know that she is alive, well and now proud to bring you a collection of her favorite erotic nursery rhymes and naughty fairy tales. Presented in typical children's book format and illustrated throughout, you will spend many hours of stimulating fun with this unconventional versions of the beloved stories of all times.

Have y'all heard and seen on TV or read in magazines about superheroes? Well, these here are new and improved, zany, racy crime fighters for your consideration --- the Naughty Superheroes. Nowhere have there ever been such superpowers as these: Supersperm, the Wonder Wanker, Captain Buggeroff, and many more. There have also never been naughty, nefarious ne'er-do-wells the likes of Doctor Perv, the Titty Trickster, the Mad Horny Porny Man, and numerous others. Hold on to your seats --- the wacky, whacking-off fun is yet to come! (The paperback and hardcover editions contain many ...

Everybody is familiar with the famous and most beloved detectives in literary history. Names like Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot, Philip Marlowe, Sam Spade, Father Brown, and Inspector Morse loom large in the annals of crime fighting fiction. The greatest of them all, however, is the indisputably amazing German sleuth, Baron von Brownnosen. He brings his dignified Old World charm to the contemporary investigation of insidious crimes perpetrated by devious ne'er-do-wells like Spermo the Great and Rupert the Puppetmaster. Despite his shortcomings (the good Baron is as blind as a bat!) and ...

You met him briefly in Huntington, West Virginia-based author ESMERALDA LINTNER's previous work dealing with the precarious situation of the American Colonists in the pre-Revolutionary nation. Now, he returns to fight even harder and more arduously than ever before for justice and liberty. Join the inhabitants of Doilston and Jammisonne, fictional villages in Bucks County, Pennsylvania, as they aspire to create a new country.

In Huntington, West Virginia-based author and poet, ESMERALDA LINTNER's previous novella, the appearance of an unusual man of the cloth lighted up the pages of the narrative. Now, the Reverend Doctor Sinner returns in a tale which plunges the reader directly into the maelstrom of the American Revolution and its effect on the inhabitants of a small fictional village located in Bucks County, Pennsylvania. The action is nonstop, and the laughs are also plentiful as Doctor Sinner amazed everyone with his dual personality: mild-mannered vicar of the Cobblestone All Saints Congregational Church ...

Join Chester, the wildest, zaniest, most unpredictable jester in the history of the entire world, He is ready to entertain you like royalty. He performs faithfully before distinguished monarchs like His Majesty King Fatteous Fartknocker the First, and his provocative wife, Her Majesty Queen Butchweena. He has fame and fortune smiling on him as his entire changes for the better due to the benevolence of his patrons. Huntington, West Virginia author ESMERALDA LINTNER takes you on a journey back to medieval times where the Dark Ages really were really not dark at all. You will laugh until your...

Step back in time to Ancient Greece. Allow the gods, goddesses, and other entities to delight and amaze you. Dimitrios, a slave boy who is plucked from the marketplace to live comfortably with an Athenian master, benefiting from the education and tender love provided to him, is your guide through this frequently mythological world, albeit with flashes of genuine life where mortals dwell. MIGHTY ZEUS, the god above all other gods, is ready to welcome you to this world of wonder. Enjoy your journey to the fullest in the lines of this amazing poetry.

In this second part of a three-book series you will experience the high, stoned times for your reading and toking pleasure. Sit back, relax, light up a joint and tune into THE GANJA NETWORK TWO!

In this unusual novella, the spirits of three former Presidents materialize and observe the various goings-on in the current White House. The administration of Perry Crumbwinkle confounds everyone, and the three former Presidents are no exception. They must figure out a way to confound the man himself before he becomes the ruination of the United States. The story contains many inspirational quotes as spoken directly by Teddy, Harry and Dick throughout their lifetimes in service to the American people and their place in history. Also within the pages of the book are contained many ...

What happens when two presidents from the past --- and the future --- come together? Sound confusing? It won't be once you begin reading this extraordinary novella about Abraham Lincoln's extraordinary trip back in time, devised for him by destiny and providence during a period of unequal turmoil caused by civil war. The reader will remember the implications of two great leaders determining the course of momentous events in U.S. history (all fictionalized, of course!)

From a naughty high school joke teller who wins a talent contest to a successful comedian who reaches highest stardom, the life story of Jack-O the Jack-Off Clown is illuminating. As soon as he is discovered, he begins a career of playing the clown like you’ve never seen before. Join Jack-O as he wows the seniors with his classroom yucks. Watch him launch his professional comic career and soar to greatness. You won’t be able to put this book down. It’s chockful of racy, nasty fun, all courtesy of the clown of naughty buffoonery himself, JACK-O! (The paperback version contains many ...

Ready for an eerie fantasy? If you enjoy the antics of monsters and ghouls, rest assured that all your favorites show up at Skull Mansion. Gruel Hilda is whipping up all sorts of gruesome meals, and the horror is nonstop. Esmeralda Lintner's latest tale of mayhem is a tribute in parody to all Gothic classics.

Men rise, and men fall in many walks of life, and politics is no exception. And if a man is so overwhelming, so blustery, such a braggart, and basically an office holder who does nothing most of the time, in this day of age where the masses will believe anything spooned out to them like Pablum, he can be a roaring success. Such is the story of Senator Beauregard Blowhard, the People's Choice. You will laugh, cry, shake your head in wonder and amazement at all his antics. ESMERALDA LINTNER once again brings you a story in complete parody of everything that goes on in the halls of a state ...

Tommy Tinkerton is the unassuming hero of this latest historical tale of thrills and spills from Huntington, West Virginia author and poet, ESMERALDA LINTNER. Though a bungling fool most of the time, Tommy demonstrates uncommon valor and willingness to fight the good fight for liberty and patriotism in the besieged American Colonies. The action of the story revolves around fictitious events which take place in several equally nebulous places in and around Bucks County, Pennsylvania. You will long remember the exciting and, occasionally, stumbling, bumbling exploits of a most extraordinary ...

What happens when a twenty-year-old named Joe Williams is on a routine trip to his grandfather's house? Suddenly, he and his van are transported into the past. He encounters events which took place over fifty years ago. He grooves with the masses at Woodstock, gets in the middle of the Kent State student demonstrations and massacre, experiences the wonder of the Summer of Love in San Francisco, the historic Human Be-In, and the far-out trip he takes, courtesy of Doctor Timothy Leary, into an LSD-propelled world of discovery. See the past through contemporary eyes. You'd better fasten your ...

There are few guarantees in life, and we never know what to expect. Such is not the case at the RISQUE CABARET, presided over by the most ravishing, charming and alluring hostess of all time, Fifi Poofay. She and the management of this wonderful establishment guarantee that you'll enjoy a marvelous, unforgettable visit as you watch the brilliant variety of performances and have the time of your life. You'll hoot, holler, applaud wildly and rise in ovation as you pore through this unusual book. No tribute to the institution of cabaret arts like this has ever been written, nor will you ever ...