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A hundred-thousand zombies, four horny ladies, and a partridge in a f--king pear tree. What you might call an impossible situation Nick Dekko calls a busy Tuesday. Book two's here, and Nick’s back with Slade and his harem, fighting some, loving a whole lot, and doing his damnedest to find a way to the promised land. If your idea of a good time involves hot guns and hotter chicks, then you’ve come to the right place, my friend.

Shy, clumsy, and the brunt of much teasing, Tinker, a young elf, is passed along from job to job until he becomes mechanic of the Village Express. When the reindeer develop chicken pox a week before Christmas, Santa turns to Tinker to find another means to deliver the toys. Tinker modifies the train so that Santa, Pixie, and the monkey Mathias can make their deliveries.

Sexual content has certainly received a disproportionate amount of the attention paid to the Internet. What sometimes gets overlooked in the discussions, however, is that the Net has indeed provided an outlet--if not exactly a market--for writers attempting artistic and literary treatments of erotic themes. One writer who earned online celebrity status for her posts of literary erotic fiction is Mary Anne Mohanraj--a writer of powerful voice and impressive range.

A box set of five short, hot novellas with HEAs, no cheating, no cliff-hangers! Includes: Falling for My Professor, Falling for My Friend’s Brother, Falling for My Dad’s Best Friend, Falling for My Boss, and Falling for My Boyfriend's Dad.

I've had a crush on my boss, Adam, since the day I started my internship. But I've never done anything about it, of course. It would be completely inappropriate, not to mention that he's too old for me. Then it's the night of our office's Christmas party...and the most mind-blowing thing happens. But Adam refuses to let anything else happen until we go out on a real date. And when we do go out on that real date...everything changes.

The colorful flowers in Mama's garden reveal a strange-looking creature. "What is it? Does it sting, does it bite?" Join in this journey as the young girl and her mother care for the caterpillar. Watch as it transforms into a chrysalis and then emerges as a beautiful monarch butterfly. How can the young girl claim the butterfly as her own but still let it go free?

Ancient Egypt, сivilizаtiоn in nоrthеаѕtеrn Afriса thаt dates from the 4th millеnnium BCE. Itѕ mаnу асhiеvеmеntѕ, preserved in its art аnd mоnumеntѕ, hоld a fascination thаt continues to grоw as аrсhаеоlоgiсаl finds expose its ѕесrеtѕ. This book fосuѕеѕ оn Egурt from itѕ prehistory thrоugh itѕ unifiсаtiоn undеr Mеnеѕ (Nаrmеr) in thе 3rd millennium BCE - sometimes uѕеd аѕ a reference point for Egурt’ѕ оrigin - аnd up tо the Islamic соnԛuеѕt in thе 7th сеnturу CE.

Miley Thompson, a young budding Witch finds herself at the Mercy of a Council of Wizards, accused of having used black magic. Luckily, She has a wizard on her side. Thomas Anderson, professional wizard. Miley is put under Thomas's apprenticeship and is forced to move in with him at the tender age of 18. That's when the heat turns up, and a secret she's long held in her heart for Thomas begins to manifest.

Deborah's career is at a dead end. After a splashy debut with her first novel, she's languished as a freelancer, her potential unfulfilled. But the death of an elderly aunt provides unexpected source material, as she and her family discover journals and letters that bring to life a colorful and shocking past.

In this compelling debut novel, author Kendall Roy delves into the lives of the family that lived there and the fateful events that transpired, marking the family's daughter Esther as the target of several sinister poltergeists. Much to her family’s horror, her body was painfully tormented as the spirits took her over. Doctors and priests were called into the house, but all efforts to save her were futile.

Mike Lanson was the ace crime reporter for the Gazette, so it was natural that he heard about the kookie wino who had reported eavesdropping on two men plotting a murder. So, it was also natural that he got on the case after one of the two plotters was found dead. Mike, like all reporters, was looking for an answer. But when he filled in the five W's on the next victim, he came up with this: Who: Mike Lanson. What: His own murder. When: As soon as that fire reached the explosives. Where: In a deserted storehouse. Why: Because he knew too much.

You're not going to believe this. Really, I still can't believe it myself. You see, I was just given my first field assignment with Random Sexx Magazine. The boss wanted me to follow up on a report concerning a most interesting couple. It seems the pair of them has been playing a game they made up which is something like a sex lottery. The wife has access to a really big list of names at work, and she stole a bunch of them for a completely naughty alternate purpose!

Tonight was my bridal shower. I had talked to Andrew, and he'd given me his blessing to let loose. So I was pumped for male strippers and drinks, and partying hard with my girlfriends. But there's a problem: the strippers are a no show. So what's a group of horny girls to do?

Life of the party...those words have never been used to describe me. Mousy, wall-flower...that's me. But when my boyfriend broke up with me, left me for a party girl from his office, I knew it was time to make a change. The new Claire was going to be fun and exciting, a girl any guy would love to go out with.

Stephanie missed her curfew again; she got caught up making out with her boyfriend. Now she's going to get punished by Richard, the man of the house, and his favorite punishment to dish out while it's just the two of them is bare bottom spankings. This time, the spankings aren't good enough for Richard and he knows just the way to show his little brat not to disobey him again.

Unlike most health books, Lite’n Up! doesn’t associate good health with being thin. Tom Iselin points out you can be slightly overweight and still be healthy. Instead, the book focuses on building habits that promote physical, mental, emotional, and even spiritual well-being—habits that leave you feeling energized, happy, and alive. And here’s the twist—Lite’n Up! doesn’t require special food, expensive counseling, or eating like a monk. You can still enjoy cheesecake, candy bars, French fries, and vacations. (Yes, even chocolate doughnuts—Tom’s own admitted weakness.)

Reclusive, socially awkward, and dramatically under-researched, Rose has decided the only way to get through her endless stack of romance novels is to become a vampire. Immortality = infinite reading time. It’s simple math. The only problem? The vampire she finds is deeply uninterested in biting her.

We are creatures of time. It affects every moment of our lives. Yet when we study the bible, our focus tends to be on principles and personalities rather than on how the events of redemptive history were perfectly timed by God. Since my own study of the bible's timeline opened my eyes to some of God's biggest truths, my goal is to introduce as many people as possible to the rich experience of studying scripture with a focus on God's timing.

This audiobook is written to inform you, the listener, of the many renewable technologies that are available but not known, and the usual ones. Here you will learn about biofuels that can be made from woody waste as a substitute for diesel called DME or dimethyl ether, using torrefied biomass as a substitute for coal, and biochar as a source for carbon sequestration and a soil amendment, what it takes to develop a wind farm, and learn about sustainable energy system that combines geothermal and solar for long term clean baseload power, and other things to save you energy and money.

I wasn't sure what to expect when I looked at my two friends, the two friends I had known since childhood. I so desperately wanted to say yes, but I had never done something like this before. I bite my lip unsure of myself and looked into their hopeful eyes. "Okay," I said. "Let's have a threesome."