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Perhaps the most autobiographical (and deliberately least disciplined) of Vonnegut's novels, Slapstick (1976) is in the form of a broken family odyssey and is surely a demonstration of its eponymous title. The story centers on brother and sister twins, children of Wilbur Swain, who are in sympathetic and (possibly) telepathic communication and who represent Vonnegut's relationship with his own sister who died young of cancer almost two decades before the book's publication.

This program is read by the authors (David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker), Laura Orrico and Joe Praino, with special appearances by an all-star cast of comedy giants, including the film's stars, Julie Hagerty and Robert Hays, as well as Beau Bridges, Barry Diller, Michael Eisner, Peter...

Hudson Hayes, star defenseman for the DC Stars, needs help. He's been looking for a private chef for months but keeps coming up short. With the NHL season starting and no prospects in sight, he's close to giving up. Madeline Galloway needs a job. Recently let go from her executive chef position in Las Vegas, she's desperate as can be when she reaches out to an old acquaintance about a possible job opportunity… in Washington, D.C. After hitting it off with her prospective employer, the blond hockey star who seems to have a heart of gold, she and her daughter, Lucy, make the move east.

This is Slappy's world-- you only scream in it! But where did he come from? And can he ever be destroyed? Slappy the ventriloquist's dummy has only one mission in his tiny, deranged mind: do evil every day, all day. His creator, powerful sorcerer Darkwell the Magician, has warned him that should he fail to cause chaos before the sun sets each day, he will sleep FOREVER.

A brand-new Goosebumps arc narrated by the most iconic and evil character of the series, Slappy! The evil dummy comes to life to tell his own twisted tales and scary stories. "Welcome to SlappyWorld," he announces. "I want to tell you one of my favorite stories. Of course, it's a horror story! I think you'll agree it's a SCREAM!" Slappy welcomes the listener to his world and introduces every novel in his own hilarious, menacing style.

Something scary is happening in GOOSEBUMPS HORRORLAND, the all-new, all-terrifying series by R. L. Stine. Just how scary? You'll never know unless you crack open this classic prequel! Discover the fan-favorite thriller and chiller that first introduced the world to the wooden face of fear. The puppet who pulls all the strings. None other than Slappy the Dummy!

I might be at the top of my game, but a fresh start feels like the right move at this stage of my career. Joining the Lauderdale Knights has been a great decision, and I'm ready to win this city over. On opening night the crowd goes wild . . . and so does my slap shot. Knocking a fan unconscious wasn't the introduction I envisioned. Especially when I lay eyes on my gorgeous victim. Problem is . . . she's engaged.

In my defense, I thought the plane was going to crash. Otherwise, I never would have blurted out those embarrassing things to a perfect stranger. Did I mention he turned out to be a scorching hot superstar of professional hockey? But wait, there’s more. When the plane lands safely, I rush off, praying I’ll never have to face him again. My luck holds out for less than twenty-four hours, when I realize he’s a groomsman at the wedding I’m attending.

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER The visionary writer and director of Get Out, Us, and Nope, and founder of Monkeypaw Productions, curates this groundbreaking anthology of all-new stories of Black horror, exploring not only the terrors of the supernatural but the chilling reality of injustice that...

Insults are part of the fabric of daily life. But why do we insult each other? Why do insults cause us such pain? Can we do anything to prevent or lessen this pain? Most importantly, how can we overcome our inclination to insult others? In A Slap in the Face, William Irvine undertakes a wide-ranging investigation of insults, their history, the role they play in social relationships, and the science behind them. 

Findriddy and Carson are two explorers sent to Boohte to survey the ridges and scrub-covered hills of the planet. Back home, their adventures are followed by countless breathless fans, but the reality is far less romantic as they deal with dust, nitpicking regulations, and uncooperative aliens. Teamed with a young intern whose specialty is mating customs, and a native guide of indeterminate gender, the group sets out for a previously unexplored sector of the planet.

He doesn’t say much, but when he looks at her, it’s like she’s the only thing that’s ever made sense. A heart-melting instalove hockey romance where one look changes everything and fate doesn’t wait around. Nora Wilder isn’t looking for love. She’s too focused on launching her dream physical therapy clinic in small-town Maple Falls, where everyone knows your business and your coffee order. She likes plans, structure, and keeping her heart right where it’s safe. Then Ethan Ashford walks into her office. Quiet, brooding, and painfully gorgeous, the pro hockey defenseman ...

Human civilization was lost when ADOM, an advanced quantum AI, was infected by a virus from a parallel reality. The new, malicious code eventually created an army of machines to hunt down and exterminate the remnants of humanity. Fortunately, a stranger appeared and returned the ADOM core to us, giving the Resistance a chance to take back the planet. And yet, that's the same jerk who ended up taking my wife away in the process! Now, I'm going to do whatever it takes to get her back! This is a direct continuation of the story from H-Types Rebirth.

In the early 1970's an upstart professional hockey league known as the World Hockey Association was formed to challenge the well-established and long-standing National Hockey League. The WHA set its sights on competing with the NHL for players, fans and dollars. The Minnesota Fighting Saints were one of the WHA’s original franchises, playing their games downtown St. Paul at the newly built Civic Center. They were the first major professional sports team to be based in St. Paul, at a time when Minnesota’s other major professional sports teams were based across town in Minneapolis. ...

Frank Santini spent most of his life of crime trying to recapture the respect and adoration he once felt when he first broke into the rackets in the late 1940s. Though, once regarded as a celebrated hitman for famed New York mobster—Bugsy Siegel—Santini’s career as a gangster subsequently spiraled out of control after a series of bungled hits and botched beatings earned him the nickname “The Missman.” It wasn’t until his twilight years when he was offered one last chance at glory by assassinating a high-ranking member of the New England mafia. Frank accepted, and along with his ...

A prim lady. A scandalous pirate. A high-seas seduction that could sink them both. Lady Priscilla Worthington has spent her life buttoned up—poised, polished, and promised to a man she can’t stand. But when her carriage is hijacked and she’s taken aboard the infamous Crimson Corsair, she finds herself in the clutches of Captain Rogelio Velmontaine—a rogue with a wicked grin, a silver tongue, and absolutely no sense of decency. Storm-tossed and scandal-bound, Priscilla is drawn into a world of rum-soaked revelry, moonlit danger, and pleasures she never dared imagine. But as desire ...

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“Four Points in Time” is four short stories by Gunner Bush. Each takes place, spanning different historical points and moving into the near and far future. While traveling, Gunner wrote these on his phone, and he planned to “drop short stories like Lil Wayne used to drop mixtapes.” Hopefully, I can help release some of his material. This cover was designed by Gunner too. -Kayla 1. BOGO Clones This science-fiction short story reads like a modern Kurt Vonnegut Jr. with a twist ending. It covers humor and death and is a wild ride through a future world that we can all envision. 2. ...

A Stand-up comedian and his fall-down-drunk artist brother need and want to switch places secretly. The comedian is in jail and needs out to prove his innocence. His brother needs in to detox with the hope of saving his engagement. Now out, the comedian has to enlist the help of a Mafia Don to clear his name, but suspects he may end up cat food. The comedian must also live with his brother’s Fiancée—a demanding psychologist—without touching her. The comedian’s attorney, a beautiful Chinese American is surprised when whom she thinks is the comedian starts flirting with her and ...

He’s been waiting for her… millions of miles away! SHARNOCK The stars have spoken. She’s meant for me. There’s just one big problem. She lives dozens of light-years away. So, when I finally get my hands on my father’s teleporter, I have one destination in mind—Earth. MARISSA I’ll be honest. I’m not the best driver. But hitting him wasn’t my fault. I swear he dropped right out of the sky. I’ve never seen another man like him. There’s a purplish hue to his skin and bright flecks like diamonds in his gaze. It might be the delirium talking, but I like that… a lot. Now, ...