• You Couldn't Make This Up!

  • Diaries of a Secondary School Teacher
  • By: Mark MacDonald
  • Narrated by: Mark MacDonald
  • Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
  • 4.9 out of 5 stars (11 ratings)

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You Couldn't Make This Up!

By: Mark MacDonald
Narrated by: Mark MacDonald
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Publisher's summary

  • What is it really like to work in a British school as a teacher in the 21st century?
  • What happened to the national Curriculum in England?
  • How do teachers deal with disruption?
  • Hilarious things students say! Sometimes intentionally!
  • Which issues are most draining of teachers' energy?
©2023 Francis Mark MacDonald (P)2023 Francis Mark MacDonald

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Interesting and entertaining stories

I enjoyed hearing the stories about the students, other teachers and parents from the teachers point of view. Things have changed so much since I was in school it was eye opening to hear about how students and parents threatened this teacher all the time. Teachers are under appreciated for sure. The author does a great job relating the stories and his observations in a fun and interesting way, it is a great book to listen on a road trip.

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Awesome story telling.

Found the book really easy and engaging wich helps at the time to stay listening, i have trouble sometimes staying engage but really love the flow how this book is presented. really A+ recomended.

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really Inspiring

You Couldn't Make This Up(Diaries of a Secondary School Teache): An Inspiring Audiobook" is a captivating listen with astounding and entertaining stories. The professional writing and the narrator's soothing yet exciting tone make it easy to engage with. The experiences shared by a secondary school teacher are relatable and provide insight into the world of education. This audiobook is both uplifting and inspiring, making it a must-listen for parents and anyone working with children. It offers a unique and one-of-a-kind perspective that every educator can connect with, creating a truly exceptional experience

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Cant Believe That Happened!

I thoroughly enjoyed listening about all the crazy stories of this secondary school teacher. A couple of them had my heart pumping and racing, hoping he was going to come out okay by the end. Also, it's fun hearing that UK accent having lived there for a couple of years myself.

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I loved this book

As a recovering secondary school teacher myself, I can totally relate to the stories in this book. Sometimes, I was surprised while at others, I found it completely heartwarming and motivating. This is a great book for anyone who has kids or works with kids.

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An unexpected view of the education system

Being an American, some of the terminology used was unfamiliar to me regarding the different educational tiers, particularly for what we call elementary, junior high (or middle school) and high school, These designations are not uniform throughout the USA, though, so I figured it out with a little help from Google. I had expected something more comedic but this is certainly very amusing as well as informative. Some things are the same, wherever kids are kids, but the methods for dealing with the challenges differ.

I think this teacher was very thoughtful, wise and compassionate to his students. That makes a good teacher in any country.
Well written and beautifully read. I recommend this book.

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Thank Goodness for Teachers

This is a fun book of stories of a teachers experiences. It’s good to hear about what teachers go through with students and how this particular teacher dealt with these situations. An enjoyable listen.

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Amazing Choice

The tales contained in this audiobook are astounding and entertaining. It is written professionally, and the narrator's tone is both soothing and exciting. I found that this book was simple and fascinating, making it easier for me to continue listening. It was exciting to hear a teacher of secondary school students relate their experiences with students, parents, and colleagues. In addition, hearing a teacher of secondary school students recount their experiences was as fascinating as a real-life experience. In general, listening to the book was a one-of-a-kind experience, and every educator can identify with this sentiment to some extent.
In conclusion, I thought the whole thing to be quite uplifting and inspiring. This is an excellent book for anyone who is a parent or works with children. And I highly recommend it.

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Fascinating!

The audiobook had fascinating stories. Hearing a secondary school teacher recount their experiences with students, parents, and colleagues was fascinating. It was a unique experience listening to it. Every teacher can relate to this.

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Enjoyable and Entertaining!

"You Couldn't Make This Up!" by Mark MacDonald is such a unique and fun book! MacDonald mixes humor and sarcasm in the stories that is delightful. You will find this audiobook to be well narrated. MacDonald's cadence and tone keep you engaged. I found this book to be well written and formatted for the reader's enjoyment. As I listened to the experiences shared I was transported back into some of my memories of secondary school. This is a book for parents, teachers, caregivers, and those who work with kids. We trust our children to teachers everyday. I found it intriguing to get the teacher' reality! Highly recommend!

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