The Virgin Romance Novelist Chronicles

By: Meghan Quinn

Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Jeffrey Kafer

From USA Today best selling Author Meghan Quinn, comes a hilarious romantic comedy that will touch your heart and cause you to roar with laughter as you escape into Rosie Bloom's attempt to write a romance novel.

"Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...."

Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?

Goodness, I have no idea what I'm doing. I’m a virgin attempting to write a romance novel and I'm having an impossible time trying to write a passionate and swoon-worthy love scene worthy of being published, thanks to my lack of experience.

My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen, step outside my comfort zone, and gain some real life experience through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups. But losing my "flower" is proving to be much tougher than expected....

This is the story of my awkward, humiliating, and slightly terrifying life, but like all romance novels, I know it will end in a happily ever after. At least that's what I keep telling myself.

Warning: Listen in the confines of your own home due to random outbursts of laughter. If you are addicted to cliffhangers, getting your heart ripped out of your chest, and feeling like a bulldozer just plowed through your stomach, then this audiobook is not for you. if you like peeing your pants and crying from laughing so hard, then please continue listening.

©2018 Meghan Quinn (P)2019 Meghan Quinn

Hilarious....Please do not listen in Public!

This was a fun read. I can not emphasize please do not read this in public..it is hilarious. The chronicles of a Virgin Naive 23 year old woman that is experiencing alot of bad luck and funny episodes while venturing into the world of relationships and popping the cherry. They could not have hired the best narrator for this book. Andi Arndt was amazing. Rosie and Henry were hilarious and had so much chemistry but couldn't figure out how to get together and date. Delaney was hilarious with all her comments. The descriptions of all the sexual positions or body parts were to die for. This book gets you hooked and baited and you can't stop until you listen till the end. It's nice how we see the friendships evolve into something true and special.

Hilarious!

What a great read. I laughed out loud so many times throughout this book! Rose is someone I’d love to know. Sweet love story that doesn’t disappoint! So nice to laugh and enjoy this different approach to a romantic novel.

Perfection!

I’m so glad I finally bought this collection! Rosie is the girlfriend we’ve all had who’s life just happens to be a comedy of errors but she never loses her spirit or passion for life. Watching her navigate the ins and outs of dating and trying to lose her virginity is simply priceless! I would highly recommend this book.

Laugh out loud. :)

I laughed out loud more than once through this series! Loved the characters, Good story- picturing these scenes out in my head was easy

Hilarious

Omg, I could not stop laughing. This was one of the best rom coms I have read in awhile 🤣