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The Unflushables
- Narrated by: Adam McArthur
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Children's Audiobooks, Action & Adventure
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James Patterson presents: The Titans of the Toilet! The Wonders from Down Under! Nitro City's very own sewer superheroes: The Plumbers! Super Mario Bros meets Captain Underpants in this action-packed comedy sure to make a splash!
Thirteen-year-old Sully Stringfellow has always admired the great plumber heroes of Nitro City. These wrench-wielding warriors guarded the sewers - until they were discredited by the powerful Ironwater Corporation, which has a sinister scheme to take over the city. Without the plumbers, Nitro is being overrun by mutant creatures - and things are about to go totally nuclear thanks to the potentially explosive 50th Anniversary Burrito Festival!
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"Hand this to avid fans of Captain Underpants who are looking for something longer but with ample potty humor and slapstick comedy." (School Library Journal)
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