The Social Climber's Bible

A Book of Manners, Practical Tips, and Spiritual Advice for the Upwardly Mobile

De: Dirk Wittenborn, Jazz Johnson

Narrado por: Mozhan Marno

Welcome fledging Social Climbers! Allow us to show you the way. Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. So what’s the big deal? You shouldn’t be punished for wanting to improve your lot in life! This is America, after all. In the grand tradition of True Prep and The Hipster Handbook, The Social Climber’s Bible will teach you everything you need to know to become a pro Mountaineer:

• The Art of Social Climbing at gallery openings, cocktail parties, and funerals
• Social Climbing as a family
• How to handle sex, dating, marriage, and love
• Your social climbing IQ and how to improve it
• How to spot a Big Fish, Whale, Turtle or Unicorn, and what they can do for you.

Johnson & Johnson heiress Jazz Johnson is a lifelong insider in that rarefied world that fans of both Downton Abbey and Gossip Girl dream about. Raconteur Dirk Wittenborn is old enough to remember when sex was safe and cocaine wasn’t addictive. In short, Jazz belongs to some of the most exclusive clubs in the world, whereas Dirk has been kicked out of them. Who better to guide you?

©2014 Dirk Wittenborn and Jazz Johnson (P)2014 Recorded Books

Amazing performance.

The performance of Morgan Marno, Amazing!!!! Funny, entertaining, with a hint of burlesque and a lot of true.

Wow! Fearless.

This book doesn’t pull punches. It gives it to you straight. Compelling, honest, and elegantly blunt.

SO funny!

Wow... 😳😂 I understand rich people and their entourages much better now. The art world section answered questions I’ve had for decades. Very entertaining!
And the narrator is absolutely perfect.

If you want to move up, you had better read this

Tongue-in-cheek, but also very very true. I will definitely be looking out for volume number two.

pretty good

Enjoyable book and although I forgotten the advice already, it was a fun listen :-)