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The fourth book in Dawn Dais's popular Sh!t No One Tells You series offers "been there, freaked out about that" advice for expectant parents

The fourth title in Dawn Dais's popular parenting series, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is quite possibly the funniest, and most heartfelt, yet. After all, pregnancy is not all about scanning Pinterest for baby shower themes and registering for ironic onesies, and sometimes the less flattering aspects of gestation have a way of dimming a bit of that so-called pregnancy glow. Not to worry! Dawn is here, ready to shepherd you through the experience of one human body taking on the task of growing another human body. (Spoiler alert: It ain't always pretty.) 

Dawn covers it all, sharing expert lists, tips, warnings, and even a series of Parent-Training Workouts designed to increase readers' tolerance to the various indignities of parenthood, like peeing with an audience and surviving an afternoon in Chuck E. Cheese. The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is a must-have guide for expectant moms (and their partners!) who are looking for some counsel, comedy, and camaraderie during their ultimate countdown to parenthood. 

©2017 Dawn Dais (P)2017 Hachette Audio

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I wish I hadn't used my credit to purchase this book. The tone is negative and it's filled with unfunny cliches that many first-time mothers are already hearing. If it's a surprise to you that babies are messy and time consuming, then go for it. If you are looking for any additional insight/information, skip it.

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shit no one tells you

loved it. I laughed and cried. its rare to find a book so raw about pregnancy

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Depressing

I thought this book would be funny and somewhat informative given the title. However it was none of the above. This woman in her God awful voice complains while explaining every bad thing ever about pregnancy. NO helpful tips, nothing positive, just all the bad. I had to stop listening, it was extremely depressing and down right stupid.

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perfectly sarcastic and heartwarming

loved this book! She does a marvelous job talking about pregnancy in a sarcastic and light way. I also really enjoyed the partner corners, I really valued having that perspective and I am going to have my husband listen to more than a few of them.

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Nice Change

I preferred her more realistic approach to what’s happening during pregnancy. There were parts where I was laughing out loud. I especially liked the parts where she would read what other moms and their partners thought about different subjects. This book gives you permission to relax and enjoy the nine months of just you or you and your partner before a baby comes into the picture.

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Every Pregnant Woman Should Listen to This

Informative and REAL! I didn’t feel like I was just being bombarded with more technical information. This book helped me relax but also know the most important things to consider throughout each phase. I loved hearing from the spouses of those who are pregnant!

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Fantastic listen

I loved this book so much. I’m currently experiencing my first pregnancy and am terrified. It was nice to hear from different people that were interviewed throughout the book on different situations. I laughed out loud quite frequently and it was a nice, easy listen while being informative.

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Researching Pregnancy

I preordered this book and listened to it in one full day while on my honeymoon. We are planning to get pregnant and Dawn did a great job keeping me engaged. I throughly enjoyed the humor and appreciated the curse words every now and then. A great read/listen for women and partners.

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Keep you entertained

Such a fun, light hearted book about pregnancy. I was laughing the whole time. Not yet pregnant, just starting to do some research as it’s coming soon. I highly recommend!

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Finally a pregnancy book I could relate to

Absolutely phenomenal book, witty, humerous and informational. I personally LOVED the author's sarcastic sense of humor and the entire thing made me feel less alone. It's so different from the mainstream books out there, and as I'm a bit different than most Moms I really felt like I related to the author.
Having a baby during the Covid-19 Pandemic made some of the suggestions and such useless, only because I can't go out and do all of these amazing things before the birth of my son. However, I seriously enjoyed it!
My husband is going to listen to this now, as the book includes awesome different perspectives, such as the "partner corner" and "moms on the front lines." These are stories from partners about the pregnancy and birth of the baby/babies and information from other moms besides the author. No matter what, you'll find someone to relate to!
I'll definitely purchase her book for after the baby is born to read next.

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