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Leland
Stopping a robbery was only the beginning—to fun, action-filled mayhem. Jackson’s afraid that I’m running headfirst into trouble (again), but I’m not… I’m running gun-first into it. When one of the robbers who’s really just a kid comes begging for my help, I definitely have no choice but to help him.
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Jackson
A simple “Whodunnit” turns into us being targeted by multiple bad guys as we run after them instead of away from them, dragging Cassel and Henry—and some others—along for the ride. I really can’t be the only one who sees the issue here, but… as I watch them race into danger, I’m starting to think I am.
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The Pulitzer Prize-winning New York Times Critic's Pick that served Broadway "raucous comedy and nonstop pleasure" has made its way home to Audible. Juicy is a queer, Southern college kid already grappling with some serious questions of identity when the ghost of his father shows up in their backyard, demanding that Juicy avenge his murder. But here’s the rub! Revenge doesn’t come easy to Juicy, a sensitive and self-aware young Black man in search of his own happiness and liberation.
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Amazing. Incredible find in Plus Catalog.
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- VlD
- 01-05-24
I love these characters. and laughing out loud..
Michael Ferraiuolo did an amazing job as always. Alice, I was so excited to see this audible. I was having a depressing beginning to the new year, and Leland and his crew of misfits had me smiling and laughing out loud at work. I can't wait to see more about Waylons' time with Leland and Jackson. i almost peed myself laughing with the boating part.. I rewound the audio to listen to Jackson's description again. This is a series I hope Alice continues for a long time..
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- Neshan
- 04-28-24
Wonderful series
After getting use to the narrator's voice. The story line gets better and better as the series progresses. I am invested and looking forward to the follow up.
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- Christy
- 12-27-23
Love love love
I loved this volume in the series so much. It had me laughing quite a bit too. I still love castle to the end of time and identify with Leland a bit too much lol. Well, at least in some things. I’m looking forward to the next installment. I’m really hoping there is another book coming. This us my so time favorite series I’ve ever read or listened to. Thanks Alice Winters and Micheal Ferraiuolo.
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- JR
- 01-06-24
Love this series
Everyone of these books in the series have made me laugh out loud, talk back to the characters and enjoy energy minute. Hope they continue Alice. Of course the narrator Michael is absolutely amazing!
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- Audra
- 12-25-23
Fun and Funny!
I just love these books! Each one as good as the last. Michael Ferraiuolo is such an amazing narrator and brings life to every character! He makes the story come to life and makes it feel like you're right there with the crew having a wacky adventure! Another brilliant book by Alice Winters!
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- Kindle Customer M
- 04-11-24
the best one yet another please
hopefully there will be a NXT one it's amazing best one yet so far Leland in the past books said he wants two kids and three dogs make it happen
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-24-23
Eye Seizures
OMG! This was the best one yet. I can't believe how much I laughed outloud. The only thing I would complain about is that I am finished. I wish I could turn back the hands of time and read it again for the first time. I didn't even wait for my monthly credit. I bought it as soon as it was available.
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- Jazmine
- 01-01-24
Hysterical
This series really is one of a kind with its humor. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I don’t usually laugh out loud while I listen to books but that was just not the case with this book. That was not the case with this book I laughed so hard my side hurt.
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- Nikki
- 02-17-24
So Good!
Still a great series with wonderful characters. Narration is amazing. I hope there are going to be more.
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- Jenn W
- 12-23-23
Another Hit (Pun Intended)
Oh Alice, I don’t know how you do it, but I love that you do! The whole gang is back in Hitman’s book 5: Leland, Jackson, Cassel, Jeremy, Henry, the Fence, guns, Blow Up Randy and Rhonda, and even Micah! There’s even a new addition that I love!!
Only Leland can go into a convenience store looking for candy, end up foiling a robbery, which then leads to gangsters, car chases complete with the car chase song, and a whole lot of shooting!
Alice weaves a tale of greed, revenge, and hijinks using humor and wit. Does it get a little bit convoluted toward the climax? Yea, it does. I had to go back and try to remember which bad guy was which a couple of times, but who cares? It was still a superb listen!!
Michael Ferraioulo’s performance was again outstanding. Alice put him through his paces with various accents, raps, a few songs, and a whole lotta Leland!! He handled it all with perfect timing and nuance. I just love everything he does!
I’m gushing, but damn it I love this series! I hope it never ends!!!
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