The Mercenary's Guide to Mishaps and Romance

The Hitman's Guide, Book 7

De: Alice Winters

Narrado por: Michael Ferraiuolo

Ellis

Why is it that the first attractive man to look my way mistakes me for a bad guy, stuffs me in the trunk of his car, and ships me off to an island where I’m positive the only thing waiting for me is my own murder?

I mean... yeah, Tavish is charismatic and fun, but did I mention the whole trunk thing? Oh, maybe I forgot to mention his peculiar group of friends who keep promising to “help” me, but why are they running around with masks and weapons while praising fences?

Tavish and his friends are actually the bad guys, aren’t they?

If I (somehow) look past all of that… Tavish really does seem like a nice guy. He’s caring, funny, and willing to risk his life to protect me. It’s become quite clear that if I’m going to get out of this alive, I’m not going to be able to do it without him.

Tavish

So maybe I mixed things up a wee bit and took Ellis on a tiny road trip that he might not have been privy to. Ellis doesn’t seem to overly mind. I mean, yeah, maybe he tried blinding me with aerosol spray… or maybe I was just blinded by his handsome smile.

The problem is that Ellis is in danger, but he knows nothing about this world he’s been thrown into. He’s sweet, kind, and has the biggest heart of anyone I’ve ever met. And I’m prepared to protect it at all costs.

Contains a charming man who lays on a Scottish accent to get his way, a bewildered vet tech who’s wondering why everyone around him is so strange, a parrot who may or may not want to steal Tavish’s man, and the Hitman’s Guide crew up to their usual hijinks.

©2024 Alice Winters (P)2024 Alice Winters

Alice winters did it again !!🤩

Every time I’m thinking about Alice winters stories it gives me great joy because it’s so funny. It’s so creative and I just can’t believe how her mind works.
These characters no matter how crazy they get is just makes sense because the world she creates makes me wanna live in it.
Every time I hear about a book she released I buy it right away with the credit or cash. It doesn’t matter because I need her books !!
thank you for your hard work can’t wait for the next one.

murder murder song it was fantastic

I really like the view of the normal person he was so normal that they thought he was a alien or a inside man it was a fun read can't wait for the NXT one

I love it

the song at the end it thee best and I can't wait until the next book !!!

I definitely laughed out loud

Super cute, though I was getting a little bored with the plot. everything is so goofy though, that it makes up for it. I love every Alice Winters book. and Michael, thank you for the song at the end. Beautiful. 😂 You're great.

Just as good as the first book!

Alice please keep up and let’s see another book on this series!!! <3 I can’t even tell how many people I’ve turned onto your word

Wonderful from start to finish

The only thing I dislike about this book, or any of Alice Winters books, is that they end.

Laughed Out Loud

This was a delightfully entertaining book in the Hitman series. Leland’s banter is annoying at times but when the story can make me laugh out loud, it’s a good one.
Listen through to the credits, even those are funny.
Fabulous narration!!!!

Murder song

Always LOVE Alice Winter’s books. The song at the end of the book is a masterpiece! Feriolo is amazing!!

The funniest Alice Winters Book to date!

This has to be one of Alice’s funniest books to date. Probably one of the funniest I’ve ever read. I was hooked from page one, and cracking up the entire time. It’s fun seeing a different side to Tavish, and I lovvveeeee Ellis so much! He is everything you didn’t know this series was missing. As soon as I finished this, I wanted to start it all over again. 10/10 - 5 stars - one of my top reads of the year!!

Zany perfection!

I adore Alice Winters and have read / listened to nearly all of her books. This book might be her best one yet! Come for the hijinx and controlled chaos and stay for the endearing charms of Tavish and the surprisingly tender love story at the center of this zany tale.

Tour de force performance by Michael F. Don’t hit stop until you hear the studio cut of Leland’s murder song. 😂 Five huge stars all around. Well done!