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A dynamic and annotated collection of Fox News star and New York Times best-selling author Greg Gutfeld’s sharp, hilarious monologues on everything from politics to pop culture - updated with new commentary for the current day.

“Wherever I go, I am hit repeatedly by the same question: where can I read your monologues? It should be easy to find these little nuggets of knowledge.”

Well, now it is. 

In the past few years, Fox News host Greg Gutfeld has covered everything from crazed academics, to unhinged celebrities, to the wildest election in recent history on his shows The Five and The Greg Gutfeld Show. In The Gutfeld Monologues, he brings together his best and favorite monologues in this funny, unconventional collection for new and longtime fans alike. This book isn’t your grandmother’s anthology collection. 

With his signature humor, wit, and insight, Greg explains it all in this memorable collection about some of our country’s most crucial - and not so crucial - modern moments.

©2018 Greg Gutfeld (P)2018 Simon & Schuster

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Refined, clearified truth with the Gutfeld edge

Good to get my Gutfeld monologue fix, Fox News was not enough, the book inspires. I love the wit, I feel smarter.

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True talent, Genius mind, thank you Greg!

All I can think of through out this book is, I'm already want a part 2, and this book just came out today. I have been a true fan of Greg's since the beginning of Red Eye, and then to the Five, and on to The Greg Gutfeld Show, this man is true talent! A genius mind, his writing style, the way he can articulate his thoughts is just mind blowing, an amazing writer. All I can say is, if your a fan of Greg's, you won't be disappointed!!! The commentaries he does on his own monologues is just awesome. Great job Greg. Please start working on part 2. I love your mom, she IS awesome, and wherever she is, I know she is proud. Thanks for another great book Greg, look forward to another one.

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A brilliant book!

This is my 45th audible and this book is in my top 5. Not only is this book witty, wacky and whimsical but the way the book was narrated was genius! At first I wasn't sure how I was going to like another person narrating Gutfeld's book but when Greg started adding his commentary in between the narration I thought it was very clever.
Greg Gutfeld, a brilliant writer. A very funny man with a ton of truth to his monologue. It's like listening to a comedy show while being served a bowl of ice cream sundae with a scoop of reality, sprinkled with common sense,  and the cherry... well... Greg was the cherry!

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Cutting edge sarcasm at its best!

Greg Gutfeld always has a humorous take on current events. Thoroughly enjoyed these monologs and highly recommend this book!

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Read this, you won't be bored.

I have an hour and a half commute to and from work each day, listening to this made the long commute enjoyable. Greg has great perspectives and shares them in a witty way. I loved his commentary about the monologues, he's hilarious.

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Like having Greg at your dinner table

wasn't sure what to expect with this audiobook. Was he just going to read the monologues? I might have enjoyed that in small doses. I was pleasantly surprised to find a unique approach. A another reader would read the actual monologues and Greg comment on his comments and update and annotate where he felt necessary. It's a formula that works . There are 200 monologues in all organized around several themes. I listened to it on two long drives over a single weekend and didn't get bored. I'd recommend this audiobook.

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Great book!! Best book of his!

This book is the best book in my library!! I have to rewind it back continuously to continue my laughter with his sensible knowledge/opinion's. Keep it up Greg!!

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Can't get enough! I might listen again soon!

Now I think you should have every one on the FIVE do there best monologues with your comments. EXCEPT JAUN!😛

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Love this Book!

Love to hear Greg Gutfeld narrate his own book it’s like watching the Five all over again! Love Greg’s unique and demeaning perspective on Politics and Life as a human in general! This is an audiobook worth listening to..

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A must listen

Gutfeld is as witty as ever in this collection of monologues. This is a prime example of why I am a big fan of his work. Love it.

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