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Publisher's summary
The last person who called me ‘Sweetpea’ ended up dead…
’I haven’t killed anyone for three years and I thought that when it happened again I’d feel bad. Like an alcoholic taking a sip of whisky. But no. Nothing. I had a blissful night’s sleep. Didn’t wake up at all. And for once, no bad dream either. This morning I feel balanced. Almost sane, for once.’
Rhiannon is your average girl next door, settled with her boyfriend and little dog…but she’s got a killer secret.
Although her childhood was haunted by a famous crime, Rhinannon’s life is normal now that her celebrity has dwindled. By day her job as an editorial assistant is demeaning and unsatisfying. By evening she dutifully listens to her friend’s plans for marriage and babies whilst secretly making a list.
A kill list.
From the man on the Lidl checkout who always mishandles her apples, to the driver who cuts her off on her way to work, to the people who have got it coming, Rhiannon’s ready to get her revenge.
Because the girl everyone overlooks might be able to get away with murder…
Critic reviews
"If you like your thrillers darkly comic and outrageous this ticks all the boxes." (The Sun)
"This darkly comic novel…has the potential to become a cult classic." (Daily Mail)
"Brutal, bone-crunching, enthralling and entertaining, Sweetpea is as brilliant as it is shocking, and marks a fascinating turning point for a young and vibrant author." (Lancashire Post)
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- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 213,324
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 193,036
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Story5 out of 5 stars 192,066
In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great book and perfect narration
- By MarilynArms on 12-15-16
By: Trevor Noah
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Hot White Heist 2
- By: Adam Goldman
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- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 231
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 225
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 225
Two years after successfully melting down the top secret sperm bank under the Space Needle, the CLITO collective (Community of Lesbians Inclusive To Others) is thriving on their newly acquired private island, Lesbos 2. All is well in their queer utopia. Or is it? Investigative reporter Sarah Keebler (Sarah Steele) is piecing together the crew's previous heist for her bombshell true-crime podcast–and getting dangerously close to the truth.
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5 out of 5 stars
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AS FUN AS SEASON1
- By Robert on 03-07-24
By: Adam Goldman
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Slaughterhouse-Five
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- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 18,538
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 16,579
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 16,554
Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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4 out of 5 stars
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
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By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,091
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 967
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Story4 out of 5 stars 963
Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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3 out of 5 stars
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They just throw the facts too fast
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Heads Will Roll
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- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17,193
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15,665
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Story4 out of 5 stars 15,599
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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I Can't Make This Up
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- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 55,709
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 50,189
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 49,933
Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
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- TGardner11
- 12-03-23
Wow…. Twisted
I laughed out loud several times in the beginning. Her wit is hilarious. Then it got super twisted. Completely enjoyed this one.
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- CHERYL MELLO
- 01-08-24
Loved it!
Funny and sick all in one wonderful book.I’m listening to it again right now. Just the kind of book.
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- Eire
- 11-30-23
AN ADDICTIVE AUDIOBOOK!
I'm definitely going to be listening to this story again! My new fave author! AMAZING!
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- Stephanie
- 03-30-24
Terrible. Just the worst!
The main character is so boring and predictable. The story doesn't really show how she is crazy, it tells you. it's like listening to your right wing auntie mutter about perceived slights from coworkers during Thanksgiving dinner and claiming "they'll get theirs". The way the character harms others is unbelievable- one guy "bashes her in the head" but she comes away unmarked and unfazed. Everyone she kills is one dimensional so the listener can side with the killer as a sort of anti-hero, Dexter type. The whole thing is so shallow. I wish I didn't waste my credit on this.
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- Macie
- 12-21-23
Ehh..
Boring mostly, some twisted parts but the ending was anticlimactic. I’d skip it really. Didn’t hate it but wish I chose something else
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