Serial Killer Princess

By: R.J. Blain

Narrated by: Courtney Holly

Warning: This novel contains excessive humor, action, excitement, adventure, magic, romance, and bodies. Proceed with caution.

Why would anyone put a mermaid and a gorgon in the same room together? While Tulip enjoys being alive, her lineage brings her nothing but trouble.

Snakes eat fish, and the mer love tearing apart their serpentine nemeses with their hands and teeth. As for the gorgons… she’d rather not think about them at all.

The last thing Tulip wants is to rule the mer kingdom. First, she can barely swim. Second, she’s packing more than her fair share of her father’s genes. Third, what is a landlocked princess supposed to do with an aquatic kingdom?

If she gets her way, nothing. Add in her dirty little serial killing secret, and she’s an international disaster waiting to happen.

There’s just one small problem: her father’s bodyguard tempts her in ways no one should, and if she isn’t careful, he’ll uncover her secrets, domesticate her, and infect her with a severe case of normality.

©2018 Pen & Page Publishing, R.J. Blain (P)2020 Pen & Page Publishing, R.J. Blain

love this book

I do not write well. I just wanted you all know I love the book. I have no clue if you will or not.

Excellent fun

Another truly enjoyable book in this series seriously just buy the entire series. Save yourself time. If this is your genre you will love them. The writing is amazing. The narration is excellent. They’re a lot of fun.

odd

this one makes no sense. the characters spend almost no time together. the adventures of tulip make it almost worth the read