Dinosaurs, Disasters and Albert Einswine

Dino Magic, Book 1

By: Sedona Ashe

Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux

Length: 5 hrs and 50 mins

Publisher's summary

I have huge man problems—literally—since one of my mates is a T-Rex.

Things are about to get interesting, because my day job happens to be in a museum, a museum full of dinosaur bones, if you know what I mean.

It turns out my bloodline is older than dirt, and an ancestral matchmaker decided to send me some gifts…aka, men. And not just any men, but dinosaur shifters from the past.

I’ve read enough paranormal romance to know all about fated mates, but I’ve never heard of fated dinosaur mates. These men are supposed to be my perfect match, here to help me learn about my magic. Rawr. Yes, they are as sexy as you are imagining.

My life had been a routine of working and spending time watching TV with my pet pig, Albert Einswine. Now, I needed to learn to control the magic I never knew I had, learn more about my family line, and help these sexy dino shifters adjust to modern society. All while hiding a T-Rex sized secret from the world.

To make matters worse, detectives are looking into the explosion I may or may not have caused when my blood mixed with some magic-infused ancient dust, which is a serious problem since the sexy green-eyed detective has my heart flip-flopping in my chest.

Dinosaurs & Disasters is a light-hearted, paranormal romantic comedy with a whole lot of steam. If you are hoping to learn about dinosaurs, this probably isn’t the book for you, but if you want to giggle hard enough that the people around you think you're crazy, then this might be!

©2022 Sedona Ashe (P)2023 Podium Audio

Dino-tastic

Dinosaurs, Disasters & Albert Einswine is the first book in the Dino Magic. I just KNEW I was gonna be hooked, because HELLOOO, dinosaurs! It's been so long since I've read a dino shifter story and this soooo did NOT disappoint.

Story: This story was absolutely incredible! Have I mentioned that I LOOOVE dinosaurs? Lol...

Arizona "Ari" was so damn likable. She's smart, Witty, hilarious AND has a cute pet piggy. Not only that, we get 23 (the audiobook had 3 extra chapters of book 2) Pig and Dinosaur dad jokes. I mean, come on, how can it get any more awesome than that??? Maybe, you have to have a weird sense of humor, but I highly enjoyed that. Ari's mates Zon, a Raptor shifter, Rez, T-Rex shifter, Jack, a human detective, were sooo swoon-worthy. And to think it was hinted that she has more out there. The spice was on fire. What a huge palette cleanser!


Narraration: Bridget Bordeaux and Jake Bordeaux did such a phenomenal job. They both brought out so much emotion and personality to their voices, that it really reflected what Sedona has written. This is the second audiobook that I've heard from Bridget and first one that I've heard from Jake. Since I'm now addicted to audiobooks, I really hope to hear more from them!

Story: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5
Narration: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5
Overall: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5

Sedona Ashe has done it again.

I have long been a fan of Sedona Ashe. She does an amazing job of creating strong female characters that have you laughing out loud. Then to have it performed by Bridget and Jake was the icing on the cake. Brilliant !

Love Albert Einswine and crew

I have waited a year to hear the Audible version of this story after reading the Kindle version. It was worth the wait. You will laugh out loud multiple times at the shenanigans of Albert. Ari and her guys are awesome as a group and Albert is the cherry on top. Enjoy the fun.

Absolutely LOVE this book!

It's totally hilarious!! I love the jokes included. Every book I've listened to by the author has been nothing short of incredible! Steamy scenes, hilarious commentary, and just an amazing overall story, to which I can't wait to hear the next book!!!

Like the story is very different

I have read many paranormal shifter RH so this is a different twist. Main characters are funny. I would have liked more background to have information how they got to this point in time. The narration was OK but I could not determine which MC was talking all male voices sound the same regardless of which narrator talked. I have no problem with multiple narrators if they can adjust their voices to enhance the book not distract

fast Pace hilarity

the narrator's always do a great job Bridget and Jake Bordeaux are excellent narrators and I love the personality they bring to the characters. it is fast paced fun with high steam and excellent character growth.

Fun !

Sexy and fun ! So great to have Dino’s in a story . Can’t wait for the next one .

DD&AE

I think I’ve listened to this book 5 times now! So well written and so well performed. Sedona Ashe has such a fresh perspective and writing style in this genre. I’m never able to guess what happens next and I love that!

hilarious lol moments!

If you love funny characters, Dino shifters, (yes I said it! Yummy) and the cutest of pigs you have to check this book out!! I laughed from beginning to end my man thought I was crazy by the time the book was finished and I didn't want it to end!!! Can't wait for more!!! Very well written another excellent book by Sedona Ashe

So Funny!

this is one of the funniest books that I have listen to this year. it is funny and hot, who knew Dino shifters could be so spicy.