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Pretend I'm Dead
- Narrated by: Candace Thaxton
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Release date: 05-15-18
- Language: English
- Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio
- Whispersync for Voice-ready
Regular price: $17.00
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Miranda July meets Mary Karr in this brilliant debut novel from Jen Beagin, Whiting Award winner and "one of the freshest voices […] in years - funny, wise, whip-smart, and compassionate" (Jami Attenberg, author of The Middlesteins), about a cleaning lady on a quest for self-acceptance after her relationship with a loveable junkie goes awry.
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- Anonymous User
- 06-13-18
story makes up for bad narration
I don't normally review, but I think it's worth mentioning that in my opinion the narrator doesn't do the story justice. The tone was completely off and she would often go for long stretches without taking a breath which was distracting. The character voices were decent but the narration almost ruined it. Awesome, complex, dark, comedic story saved the day. Would like to read the book myself now.
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- Michael Brown
- 07-29-18
I tried - but.......
If you are a fan of Faulkneresque writing painfully long reflections on lamp shades and colors then this might be for you.
I tried to like this book. Both print version and audio rendition left me exhausted and without an answer to why am I still reading/listening.
It’s simply a bore.
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- Fleming
- 07-19-18
Are you kidding me??!!
I listen to 3 to 4 audiobooks a week and can tolerate a lot - sex, drugs, gory murders, annoying narrators, bad plot turns, etc. This is the first book that I have yelled at as I was fumbling to quickly turn it off. At the 80 minute mark there was a wtf no-she-won’t, no-she-isn’t, oh-my-God-she-is shift in the female character. Given the opioid epidemic, this book sickens me. I am angry about it and will request a refund for the first time ever.
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- Steph
- 06-22-18
What just happened? Terrible.
Sad that I wasted time on this book. There was potential for a good story line but the author would move on every time something would begin to develop and never circle back around or tie anything together. Lacking in climax and resolution. Terrible.
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