Polar Bear

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Polar Bear

By: Will Bevis

Narrated by: Gary Roelofs

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Note: This story is NOT for minors and contains profanity and adult situations. Please do not purchase if that will offend you.

Navy Lieutenant G. Palmatier has a small problem: A polar bear. But he's not going to let a little thing like that come between him and the crazy redhead he loves. Especially since he's so drunk he won't feel a thing til after it is all over. Don't try what he tries at home.

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