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No-One Ever Has Sex in the Suburbs

By: Tracy Bloom
Narrated by: Julia Barrie
Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
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Publisher's Summary

Ben is still desperately trying to forget that Katy had a one-night stand just before she announced she was pregnant.

Nine months later a new baby explodes into their lives, creating utter chaos. Being a stay-at-home dad isn’t as simple as it seems; in fact it’s a disaster. Then help arrives in the most unlikely form: the wife of Katy’s ex-lover. Should Ben tell Katy about his secret rescuer. or is it his turn to keep a secret?

©2015 Tracy Bloom (P)2015 W.F. Howes Ltd

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  • Odwa
  • 01-19-18

Brilliant sequel.

Loved it just as much as the 1st. Great characters and wonderful humor. Perfect narration.

So when's the movie coming out?

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  • Mia
  • 10-20-16

Brilliant

Having listened to both books in the series I thought it was brilliant and I definitely wanted more when it was over!

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  • Sarah
  • 07-15-16

Bit of fun

I loved the first book and this one is nearly as good. X worth a read.