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Publisher's Summary

Imagine two worlds at war. In one, citizens with jetpacks and ray guns have colonized Venus. In the other, magic reigns supreme, and history turns on swords and spells. Now imagine they have just discovered a third world.

Our world.

Our timeline of rideshare apps and strip malls is about to become the newest battlefield in the long war between science fiction and fantasy.

In Florida, assassins are hunting down optical scientist Felicia Scurry. Her only chance of survival lies with long haul trucker Bucephalus Troy, who has stumbled into a world he calls Bamalot, a swords and sorcery version of today where magic works and science never happened. In Seattle, YouTube blogger Charity Kong is on the trail of a jetpack-wearing secret agent who broke her heart. And in a sinister secret college deep under Oxford, a failed comic book artist just might have started a Three Worlds War.

Legendary science fiction writer Neal Stephenson teams up with World Fantasy Award-winning author Sean Stewart (Galveston; Cathy’s Book) and Austin Grossman (Soon I Will Be Invincible) to present New Found Land: The Long Haul, a thrilling, hilarious, and mind-bending audio drama in the tradition of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Fast-paced, funny, and deeply weird, The Long Haul is a warm-hearted, rollicking adventure about ordinary people rising to an extraordinary moment.

New Found Land: The Long Haul is performed by Amber Williams, Jay Snyder, Gregory Connors, Izabel Mar, John Zdrojeski, Steve Routman, Graeme Malcolm, John Pirkis, Elizabeth Evans, LJ Ganser, Marc Vietor, Elizabeth Jasicki and features the voices of Allyson Johnson, Carrie Seim, Josh Hurley, Kevin T. Collins, Khristine Hvam, Lauren Fortgang, Nick Sullivan, Raphael Corkhill, and Steve Rimpici. 

©2021 Magic Leap, Inc. (P)2021 Audible Originals, LLC.

About the Creator

Austin Grossman is an award-winning game designer and the author of three novels: Soon I Will Be Invincible, You, and Crooked. None of these came to him in recurring dreamlike visions of an alternate reality. Why would you even ask that?
Photo credit: Carla Wilson

About the Creator

Neal Stephenson is the author of several novels, including Snow Crash, Cryptonomicon, and the upcoming climate change techno-thriller Termination Shock. He has also written nonfiction, generally in a scientific/technical vein. He has worked for technology companies such as Blue Origin, Intellectual Ventures Labs, and most recently Magic Leap, where he served as chief futurist until April 2020. In that capacity he headed up a small R&D squad bringing engineers and artists together to produce original content for augmented reality devices, and to investigate anomalies.

About the Creator

Sean Stewart has won a World Fantasy Award, an Emmy, a Cannes Gold Lion—all sorts of things. Google "I Love Bees" or "Cathy's Book" or "Mockingbird" or "The Beast." Those things really happened. The point is, if he were to suddenly disappear, people would notice. The picture on his Wikipage isn't actually a picture of him, which he finds unnerving. No, scratch that. Maybe it's better this way.

About the Performer

Gregory Connors is an actor, playwright, and mechanical engineer born in Cleveland, and based in New York. A graduate of New York University's Tisch MFA Graduate Acting Program, recent projects include: The Blacklist (NBC), FBI: Most Wanted (CBS), Coriolanus (The Public Theater Shakespeare in the Park), New Found Land: The Long Haul (Audible), Starfinder (Amazon), We Are (ESPN 30 for 30).

About the Performer

Izabel Mar (she/they) is an actor and intimacy coordinator based in New York. She made her off-broadway debut in the Drama Desk and Lortel Award nominated Mac Beth and she will be seen as "Maya" in the A24 Kelly Reichardt film Showing Up. Mar loves to play a Dolly Parton song on her ukulele and is always ready to impress with her Aubrey Plaza impression.

About the Performer

Steve is an award-winning actor that has appeared on Broadway and across the country in more than 35 regional theaters. He's done Shakespeare, Chekhov, Stoppard, Odets, Moliere, as well as dozens of musicals and comedies. Film and television work includes The Wolf of Wall Street, Inside Llewyn Davis, Fosse/Verdon, The Irishman, and The Trial of the Chicago Seven. In addition to stage and film work Steve has made appearances with the NYC Opera, Glimmerglass Opera, and New Haven Symphony. He was an award-winning member of the BMI Lehman Engel Writers Workshop, creating lyrics for musical theater. Additionally, he has appeared in commercials for Apple, Microsoft, E*Trade, and Geico among others.

About the Performer

Jay is an actor/director who’s been fortunate enough to appear on Broadway, Off-Broadway, regional theatre and TV, and has been doing voiceovers for over ten years. He has voiced for feature films and has been heard on Nickelodeon, WB, Cartoon Network, Fox TV, the SciFi Channel, EWam, and the new CW4Kids. Best known for his work on Saturday morning cartoons like Yu-Gi-Oh! (lead), Viva Pinata (lead), Sonic X, and Pokemon, he has also worked on many other animations and can currently be heard in Gogoriki, Pat and Stan, and Chaotic. His other voiceover work includes several audiobooks, documentaries, promos, and commercials and he continues to be grateful not to have to have a "real job".

About the Performer

Actor and writer, Amber Reauchean Williams, is a Philadelphia native and current Brooklynite. She received her B.F.A. in Theatre Arts at Boston University's School of Theatre and since leaving Boston, she has graced the big and the small screen as well as performed in theaters around the world from New York City to Oslo, Norway. Her audiobook credits include Miss Muriel and Other Stories by Ann Petry and Feminist Fairy Tales by Ellen Haun and Laura Lane. Be sure to catch Amber co-hosting the upcoming Wondery podcast True Love.

About the Perfomer

John Zdrojeski is an actor and singer/songwriter based out of New York City. Off-Broadway: Heroes of the Fourth Turning (Playwrights Horizons, Special Citation Obie); Before We’re Gone (13th Street Theatre); Monster (Potomac Theatre Project). Regional: Romeo and Juliet (Commonwealth Shakespeare Company and Huntington Theatre Company); 10x10 (Barrington Stage Company); The Kite Runner (New Repertory Theatre). Film/ TV: Evil (upcoming), The Breakdown Parables (upcoming), Billions, The Code, Madam Secretary. His debut EP Primitive is available on all streaming services. Education: NYU (MFA) and Boston University (BFA).

Dear Listener,

Why did we decide to share this story?
"It started in 2018. We were working at an augmented reality startup when scientists upstairs noticed some glitches on the device. Some claimed these looked too coherent to be mere noise in the system. Of course, it couldn’t actually let you see parallel worlds. That's crazy talk. Still, we got curious. Some digging led us to Charity Kong’s YouTube videos and TheYarnies.com, a fan group for the golden age comic book company Stupefying Yarns, which they claim has been erased from history. In spring 2020 we suggested distributing the "New Found Land" material. The fact we were all laid off at this time is probably a coincidence. The scientists who noticed the "glitches"were long gone. Also, TheYarnies.com is now an Indonesian travel site. We are now independent agents sitting on a thumb drive whose contents may have profound implications across three worlds. The podcasts, the jetpacks, the Oracle of Delphi, and the lewd animatronic unicorn—it’s all here. We can't vouch for any of this stuff, but since we seem to be the sole custodians, we felt a responsibility to put it out there. Audible has bravely shared the risk of making this material public. Update: None of the foregoing should be construed to mean that The Long Haul is anything other than a work of fiction." –Austin Grossman, Neal Stephenson, and Sean Stewart, authors of New Found Land: The Long Haul

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You'll like this if you liked The Zeta Family.

Gave me some of the same feel good campy adventure as The Zeta Family by Gretchen Enders. Highly recommend that audiobook if you liked this.

This was amazing! I loved the audio drama format. The noise and sound effects were minimal and barely if any music. Every now and then for like introductions to chapters or events it may have a tune that ends when everyone starts talking but nothing too distracting. Only issue I had was some of the audio quality took a dip for dramatic effect when some of the characters were listening to tapes. It's a artistic choice that doesn't impact the story but some times I found it jarring.

Overall the story feels very episodic but also it isn't. Occasionally these characters dive into tapes that give a storyline from a different world. Once a chapter in this other worlds story it will continue in the 'modern/present time/world'. I liked this format as it was easy to jump in and out of to listen throughout a few days and pick up where I left off.

The use of a full cast was a great decision due to the number of distinct characters. I think without a full cast I probably would have struggled recognizing who was who as there were so many important characters to keep track of. The full cast gave everyone a distinct personality and voice that suited their character.

The plot was so much fun! It felt like a campy on the road modern fantasy adventure. It was also funny/cute too several moments got a chuckle or a giggle out of me as I really appreciated the kind of humor in this. The plots stacked on top of plots was easy to follow too thanks to the use of the full cast making it really distinct which storyline you were following and with what characters.

The characters were fun. Super outrageous, over the top fun and were fairly consistent. Character growth was lacking but I didn't really mind. I felt like the characters were already super fun and distinct that any growth would be hard to work in when they are already at 100.

World building was great too. I felt like the audio drama format did a great enough job at being descriptive where it needed to be and a use of sound effects for easily recognizable things to fluff out everything. I never once had trouble picturing what was going on.

Overall I felt really good with this. It's not a high tension or high anxiety adventure. It's more of a silly and light-hearted approach. There is some tenser moments, and of course these characters being hunted does darken the overall theme time to time but it never gets grim.

Highly recommend this if you're needing something fun and light.

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Entertaining throughout

Storyline was great. Characters done well. Only criticism is there are awkward long pauses between chapters/ character change which made me think the playback had paused.

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