My Life as a Mexican Pirate

A True Story

By: Mark Zolo

Narrated by: Mark Zolo

Probably...the wildest travel memoir ever written.

"Grab a strong drink to warm the blood, me hearties, and gather round while I tell you a tale that will forever be burned into your pretty little skulls..."

It started as a joke, a night out with three friends in costume. A debauched international pub crawl followed, but the partying and exotic women weren't enough, and what started off as a bit of fun slowly descended into madness. With sombreros atop their thick skulls and swords hoisted high, they would storm the most dangerous places on earth...and face the consequences.

Join Naughty Nomad Mark Zolo and his crew as they romp through nearly 40 countries across four continents, and skirt civil wars in Syria, Somalia & Cote D’Ivoire. This book has it all: giant inflatable fruit, suicide bombers, light-sabres, hostage situations, psycho-lovers, fake moustaches, police chases, a pet chicken, romance, violence, comedy, and most of all, adventure!

©2020 Mark Zolo (P)2022 Mark Zolo

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The best adventure in the modern age brilliantly performed by the author himself with important life lessons and great fun.