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Leave Me Alone
- Narrated by: Christian Hull
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Christian Hull is a hardcore introvert. He loves being a little bit famous for his videos, but at the end of the day, he's a lone wolf - more interested in Caramilk on the couch than cocktails in the club. He's a strong believer in Netflix and chilling at home, alone - he’s always the first to smoke-bomb social events, and he is in a committed relationship with his indoor plants.
Christian tells his behind-the-scenes story with his signature, completely unapologetic honesty, from growing up with triplet brothers to building a career in comedy, from his fear of moths to some of his more daring Grindr sexcapades. He invites you into his personal creative universe, where wearing a wig to make random videos and screaming swearwords at resin pendants somehow turn out to be great decisions.
Leave Me Alone is a story about breaking the mould and embracing exactly who you are, even if that means telling people to leave you the f--k alone.
Critic Reviews
"I loved it! Seriously funny." (Tanya Hennessy)
"I only enjoyed the parts I was in...skip to Chapter 8!" (Emmylou MacCarthy)
What listeners say about Leave Me Alone
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- Holsey1987
- 09-14-22
amazing
loved every moment of the book. loved hearing about your wonderful family and all your stories.
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- Sarah Thompson
- 07-06-21
Where was Trish?
I was SO looking forward to listening to this book and having loved most of Christians videos (the nurse one drew me in) I have to say, I expected more. There were some LOL moments but not as many as I thought, I don't remember hearing his unmissable laugh through the book. Christian sounded so deadpan but his usual persona is so much more vivacious. I wish I'd read the book myself, at least then, my imagination would have heard him in my head. I was also expecting to "hear" more from Trish, so that was disappointing. I love Christian so feel bad to write this not so good review...sorry my lovely, I just think you could have done better.
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- Megan Ruby
- 05-23-21
Great book
Really enjoyed this book Christian is a good story teller and very funny well written and narrated
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- Anonymous User
- 07-28-22
Highly entertaining!
Listening to Christian read upped the entertainment level. Thank you for your honesty and infectious humour.
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- Emma
- 07-27-22
I will read again!
Christian hull is hilarious, and I was so excited to find his book!
It was fantastic. Brutally honest and candid regarding his sex life, introvert nature , self absorbed personality and quirks.- but he is equally a loving , grateful son and brother. He is an unapologetic over sharer ,and gives no fucks if you like him or not. I loved this book
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- Get Lossst
- 05-12-22
his vibrant energy is contagious
my favourite part of this book were chapters 17 and 18 because of how raw and sexy it sounded hehe. this book was so uplifting especially after reading the Trauma Cleaner. it truly lifts the human spirit to know there are loving supportive families who embrace their LGBTQ+ children. Christian's parents are champions!! did those dic pics ever get leaked? asking for a friend... lol
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- Anonymous User
- 03-17-22
absolutely hilariously refreshing
I loved absolutely every second of this book! I follow Christian on social media and love his videos but I loved listening to his story more in this book!
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- Anonymous User
- 02-14-22
Brilliant! Hilarity with depth.
Clever self acceptance without self deprecating. Such a pleasure to listen to. now just making up the word count. 🤣
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- Anonymous User
- 08-22-21
Amazing book!!
This book was an amazing listen, laughing and enjoyable to hear. Great voice as well as a great book.
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- Anonymous User
- 07-23-21
Thank you and Great read!
I loved this book. I actually feel that listening to the audio for it actually gave it more personality and story. I love how realistic and 'regular life' it is and the insight it gives. Thank you Christian for opening up your life and your thoughts for a truly enjoyable and entertaining read x
p.s. I will now be going to buy a physical copy of your book also!
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- Anonymous User
- 07-21-21
loved it huge fan of christian
bloody brilliant
was after an easy listen to entertain me
was just perfect
A++++++++++++++
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- Miss K N Jackson
- 06-28-21
An open and honest look into his life
A very enjoyable book that takes you into the life of Christian Hull.
He could not be more open and honest in sharing many stories from his life.
It gives me an even bigger appreciation of his lovely parents too!!
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