Klutz: Phoenix Heat

But Did You Die?, Book 2

De: Sedona Ashe

Narrado por: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux

I escaped the jungle only to end up abducted and held captive.

But I’m not waiting to be rescued. Screw that damsel-in-distress garbage!

I’m the last Phoenix shifter and I’m about to give them hellfire!

Of course I’d wind up kidnapped. I thought being kidnapped would be sexy or something. I was dead wrong. Haha, get it?

As if the jungle, viper bites, piranhas, killer bugs, and the five sexy dipstick-for-brains I saved weren’t enough, I’m now a captive of some lab coat weirdos in an experimentation facility.

I definitely got the wrong idea of torture from 50 Shades of Grey. Don’t look at me like that, you read it too!

They seem to be willing to stop at nothing in their effort to break me. But come on, they’re not that creative, just annoying in their determination to figure out how much I can take.

Another rare shifter is being held here. I can feel him. Yep, another freaking mate. In case you haven’t been counting, that makes it six fated mates…sheesh! My five jaguar shifter mates couldn’t seem to make up their minds. Were they happy to have me or desperate to ditch me? I'm not even sure if they are coming to rescue me.

Who did I tick off in the universe to deserve all of this?

No need to send help, because I’ve got this...as soon as I find some clothes.

They are about to find out exactly who and what I really am.

But Did You Die? is a comedy-filled paranormal romance series that includes jaguar shifters, a mysterious underground society, fated mates, and an incredibly clumsy Phoenix. Follow Amaryllis as she discovers who she is and "collects" her soul mates along the way! It is full of humor, adventure, and scenes to entice and thrill you...or to make you unexpectedly snort with laughter. The series will have a happily ever after…it will just take a little while to get there!

Ryls is being held in a laboratory, and some of what she endures is included in this book.

©2021 Sedona Ashe (P)2022 Sedona Ashe

Wonder

so enjoyed. I absolutely love this book. one of the best series I've listened to

Love/Hate Relationship

I love the strong FMC. The humor is great! The clumsiness is getting old. I hate the meanness of the shadow at first and the fact that she's can't name up her mind to forgive or hold a grudge. Pick one already!!!
8 out of 10 though.
Plot is original and I'm enjoying the series as a whole.
Narrators are one of my favorites!!!

super quick and addictive paranormal romance

super quick and addictive! each bite sized story has me on the edge of my seat between the humor and action packed romance! i love when rh are slow build and the harem grows along the way! amaryllis continues to grow in her inner and magical strength as the story progresses &along with some pushing from imp!

jake and bridget bordauexs narrations align perfectly to each of the characters personalities and the accents are chefs kiss

tropes: clumsy fmc, reverse harem, fated mates, slow build harem, unique shifter types, found family
vibes: funny lighthearted fast-paced
Plot- or character-driven? A mix
Strong character development? It's complicated
Loveable characters? Yes
Diverse cast of characters? Yes
Flaws of characters a main focus? No

Content Warnings
Graphic: Sexual content, Torture, Violence, Fire/Fire injury
Moderate: Confinement, Cursing, Gun violence, Toxic relationship, Murder, Injury/Injury detail

FANTASTIC RH

This series is legit fantastic. It absolutely IS worth the credit. It’s crazy engaging start to finish. It’s really really funny, the spice level is perfect. The whole story is a crazy journey. I highly recommend the entire series.

Funny but can’t stand the juvenile cuss word replacement

I love it so far but have mercy the teenage excuse for cuss words is almost embarrassing. They’re humping like bunnies but can’t say Hell? Ridiculous

Still here, still loving it

To say this series is fun and does not even begin to cover it. Once again, I am absolutely blown away by the narrators. You all know that. You all know how much I love Bridget and Jake. They make every story so much more enjoyable, I swear I hear their voices in my head when I read other books. That’s how much I enjoy their voices 😂 but. FOR BOOK 2.
Still hilarious. Still totally adorable. I loved watching our FMC come into her self, learn more about her powers, find more mates, and learn more about her history. I love the dynamic she has with all of the male characters, and I love how they all interact with her. I know I already said this, but this series is just so much fun. Definitely the lighthearted pick me up I need it right now.

Really good

I laughed to much listening to this. Headed to book 3. This did not disappoint.

Amaryllis & her guys are kicking it

The bad guys are almost all exposed. Rylls and her mates are somehow avoiding jealousy. New mates have been adding frequently.

A silly escape.

This is the second book in the series. Unlike the first where the klutz of a Phoenix dies is sooo many ways the number of times are less in this book. She survived the jungle only to be kidnapped (book 1) and this book is about her time there and finding a new mate. These books aren’t a serious in depth story. It’s kind of the like Jack a** the movie. It’s ridiculous and over the top and whole heartedly a hot mess. The story line isn’t the greatest but it’s funny. It makes you laugh and forget the crap life is throwing at you for a few moments. This book is what I call a bridge book. A lot of stuff happens but not really all at the same time because it feels like they are setting up for something major in the next book. You know those episodes where they introduce all the new characters and it’s more back ground then plot. That’s this book. It fits in well with the kooky story line and once the books in the series are all available it will blend in well as part of the whole.

A lot of people are going to find this story asinine and no like it. But for some of us who find humor in the ridiculously extreme silliness of the paranormal world, this is a great escape to make you laugh and steal a few moments of slap stick comedy with a decent plot to keep you entertained.

very good series

if they have more books in this series I will get them all I hope so because it was very good.