How to Kill Men and Get Away with It
Kitty Collins, Book 1
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Victoria Morrison
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Katy Brent
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***KITTY'S BACK! I BET YOU'D LOOK GOOD IN A COFFIN IS OUT NOW***
Meet Kitty Collins.
FRIEND. LOVER. KILLER.
He was following me. That guy from the nightclub who wouldn’t leave me alone.
I hadn’t intended to kill him of course. But I wasn’t displeased when I did and, despite the mess I made, I appeared to get away with it.
That’s where my addiction started…
I’ve got a taste for revenge and quite frankly, I’m killing it.
A deliciously dark, hilariously twisted story about friendship, love, and murder. Fans of Sweetpea, My Sister the Serial Killer, How to Kill Your Family and Killing Eve will love this wickedly clever novel!
Don't miss Katy Brent's new wickedly witty novel, The Murder After the Night Before, available now!
©2022 Katy Brent (P)2022 HarperCollins PublishersListeners also enjoyed...
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 67
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 67
When Sally kills her husband with a cast-iron skillet, she’s more fearful of losing her kids than of disposing of a fresh corpse. That just wouldn’t be fair—not after twenty years of marriage to a truly terrible man. But Sally isn’t the only woman in town reaching the brink. Soon, Sally finds herself leading an extremely unusual self-help group, and among them there are four bodies to hide. Can they all figure out the perfect way to bury their husbands . . . and get away with it?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Definitely a good read/listen
- By Elissa Merino on 02-25-25
By: Alexia Casale
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How to Kill Your Family
- A Novel
- By: Bella Mackie
- Narrated by: Charly Clive, Paul Panting
- Length: 10 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 219
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 191
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Story4 out of 5 stars 191
When I think about what I actually did, I feel somewhat sad that nobody will ever know about the complex operation that I undertook. Getting away with it is highly preferable, of course, but perhaps when I’m long gone, someone will open an old safe and find this confession. The public would reel. After all, almost nobody else in the world can possibly understand how someone, by the tender age of twenty-eight, can have calmly killed six members of her family. And then happily got on with the rest of her life, never to regret a thing.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Author had to speak her mind in the story
- By Ejay on 08-30-22
By: Bella Mackie
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How to Work for an Idiot (Revised and Expanded with More Idiots, More Insanity, and More Incompetency)
- Survive and Thrive Without Killing Your Boss
- By: John Hoover
- Narrated by: Brian Sutherland
- Length: 12 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Performance3 out of 5 stars 32
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Story3 out of 5 stars 32
Was it a typo when the CEO mandated that the organization "institutionalize incompetents"? If not, how did the company wind up institutionalizing incompetence instead? How to Work for an Idiot is still the confessions of a recovering Idiot Boss. After decades of writing and consulting, Dr. Hoover finally realized that many of the people he kept trying to "energize" and "enlighten" were, well, idiots. More importantly, he was an idiot for thinking he could change them. This new edition is bigger and better - and filled with even more idiots - than before.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Expected Better
- By bmalenius on 11-01-17
By: John Hoover
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You'd Look Better as a Ghost
- A Novel
- By: Joanna Wallace
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 118
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 108
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Story4 out of 5 stars 108
The night after her father's funeral, Claire meets Lucas in a bar. Lucas doesn't know it, but it's not a chance meeting. One thoughtless mistyped email has put him in the crosshairs of an extremely put-out serial killer. But before they make eye contact, before Claire lets him buy her a drink—even before she takes him home and carves him up into little pieces—something about that night is very wrong. Because someone is watching Claire. Someone who is about to discover her murderous little hobby.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Terrible story and read
- By L. Bock on 10-06-24
By: Joanna Wallace
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Bad Moms
- The Novel
- By: Nora McInerny, Jon Lucas, Scott Moore
- Narrated by: Nora McInerny
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 200
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 172
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 172
What happens when a trio of overworked and underappreciated good moms get pushed beyond their limits? They turn "bad" - ditch the kids, the housework, and their clueless partners with hilarious and heartwarming results. Based on the popular movies, Bad Moms: The Novel gives fans a new way to enjoy their favorite characters, Amy, Carla, and Kiki, as they smash the Perfect Mom pedestal, take on the grown-up Queen Bees, forge deeper bonds with their kids, get some long overdue respect and recognition, and indulge in a few hours of some crazy fun.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Bought the Audible version because Nora performed
- By 99Spoons on 05-23-20
By: Nora McInerny, and others
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It's Been a Pleasure, Noni Blake
- A Novel
- By: Claire Christian
- Narrated by: Ione Butler
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 91
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 84
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 84
Of all the women and men Noni Blake has pleased in her life, there’s one she’s often overlooked - herself. After the end of a decade-long relationship, Noni decides it’s time for that to change. She’s finally going to prioritize her wants and desires and only do things (and people) that feel good in the moment. As she embarks on a pleasure-seeking quest that takes her halfway around the world, she discovers that maybe she can have everything, and everyone, she’s ever wanted.
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1 out of 5 stars
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DNF
- By JennStokes on 01-18-23
By: Claire Christian
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Surrounded by Liars
- How to Stop Half-Truths, Deception, and Gaslighting from Ruining Your Life
- By: Thomas Erikson
- Narrated by: David John
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 4
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Story4 out of 5 stars 4
Do you ever have the feeling that your friend isn’t telling you the whole story? Or that your colleague’s answer doesn’t quite add up? Whether in your personal or social life, professional life, or on the news or media, sorting the lies from the truth can be exhausting and make you feel constantly on edge. In the latest installment of the Surrounded by Idiots series, Thomas Erikson shows you how to identify and deal with the liars in your life.
By: Thomas Erikson
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Hotel Portofino
- By: J. P. O’Connell
- Narrated by: Esther Wane
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 62
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 55
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 55
Hotel Portofino has been open for only a few weeks, but already the problems are mounting for its owner Bella Ainsworth. Her high-class guests are demanding and hard to please. And she’s being targeted by a scheming and corrupt local politician, who threatens to drag her into the red-hot cauldron of Mussolini’s Italy.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Too many characters!
- By Amazon Customer on 04-14-22
By: J. P. O’Connell
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The Housekeepers
- By: Alex Hay
- Narrated by: Jasmine Blackborow
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 62
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 57
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Story4 out of 5 stars 57
Mrs. King is no ordinary housekeeper. Born into a world of con artists and thieves, she’s made herself respectable, running the grandest home in Mayfair. The place is packed with treasures, a glittering symbol of wealth and power, but dark secrets lurk in the shadows.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great read. Fun. Original.
- By Pitch4 on 08-27-23
By: Alex Hay
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The Life and Times of Hannah Crafts
- The True Story of The Bondwoman's Narrative
- By: Gregg Hecimovich
- Narrated by: Ron Butler, Janina Edwards
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 16
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 13
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Story4 out of 5 stars 13
In 1857, a woman escaped enslavement on a North Carolina plantation and fled to a farm in New York. In hiding, she worked on a manuscript that would make her famous long after her death. The novel, The Bondwoman’s Narrative, was first published in 2002 to great acclaim, but the author’s identity remained unknown. Over a decade later, Professor Gregg Hecimovich unraveled the mystery of the author’s name and, in The Life and Times of Hannah Crafts, he finally tells her story.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Great companion piece to 'The Bondwoman's Narrative’, not so much as a standalone
- By William Hinton on 02-23-24
By: Gregg Hecimovich
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A Serial Killer's Guide to Marriage
- A Novel
- By: Asia Mackay
- Narrated by: Georgia Tennant, Kyle Soller
- Length: 9 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 83
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 83
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 83
Hazel and Fox are an ordinary married couple with a baby. Except for one small thing: they're murderers. Well, they used to be. They had it all. An enviable London lifestyle, five-star travels, and plenty of bad men to rid from the world. Then Hazel got pregnant. Now, they’re just another mom-and-dad-and-baby. They gave up vigilante justice for life in the suburbs: arranged play dates instead of body disposals, diapers over daggers, mommy conversations instead of the sweet seduction right before a kill. And Hazel finds her new life terribly dull.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Couple thriller perfection 👌
- By AprilG on 05-04-25
By: Asia Mackay
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Close to Home
- A Novel
- By: Cara Hunter
- Narrated by: Lee Ingleby, Emma Cunniffe
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 229
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 202
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Story4 out of 5 stars 202
When eight-year-old Daisy Mason vanishes from her family’s Oxford home during a costume party, Detective Inspector Adam Fawley knows that nine times out of ten, the offender is someone close to home. And Daisy’s family is certainly strange—her mother is obsessed with keeping up appearances, while her father is cold and defensive under questioning. And then there’s Daisy’s little brother, so withdrawn and uncommunicative . . .
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5 out of 5 stars
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Intelligent and Suspenseful Police Procedural
- By Marisa on 02-22-19
By: Cara Hunter
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The Millionaire Mind
- By: Thomas J. Stanley Ph.D., William D. Danko Ph.D.
- Narrated by: Cotter Smith
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,035
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,292
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,278
To become a millionaire, you have to think like one. The Millionaire Mind shows you how. Also available: The Millionaire Next Door.
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2 out of 5 stars
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No Millionaire Next Door
- By Sean on 02-01-03
By: Thomas J. Stanley Ph.D., and others
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I Kill Killers
- A Thriller Novel (Dark Thriller Chronicles Book 1)
- By: S. T. Ashman
- Narrated by: Brandon T. Campbell, Nikki Thomas
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 237
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 229
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 229
What if the most dangerous serial killer is the one who hunts her own kind? By day, Leah Nachtnebel is celebrated as one of the greatest pianists of our time. By night, she becomes a ruthless killer, using her brilliant mind to hunt predators who believe they’ve escaped justice. But when her latest target unearths a connection to her dark past, Leah is thrust into the crosshairs of two relentless forces: an FBI agent determined to uncover her secrets and a sadistic serial killer who doesn’t just see her as a traitor—he sees her as a trophy he must possess.
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5 out of 5 stars
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great story
- By Valerie J. Dumond on 08-24-24
By: S. T. Ashman
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The Plus One
- A Novel
- By: S.C. Lalli
- Narrated by: Soneela Nankani
- Length: 10 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7
The wedding of Radhika Singh and Raj Joshi, a weeklong affair at a luxury resort in Cabo, isn’t just going to be the event of the season—it will also mark the union of two highly influential and wealthy Indian-American families. No expense will be spared for what Radhika and Raj have coined “R&R,” a week of rest, relaxation, and celebrating their love.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wow that was so good!
- By Lulu Dx on 03-04-25
By: S.C. Lalli
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The Body Reader
- Detective Jude Fontaine Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Anne Frasier
- Narrated by: Emily Sutton-Smith
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 7,887
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7,069
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7,054
For three years, Detective Jude Fontaine was kept from the outside world. Held in an underground cell, her only contact was with her sadistic captor, and reading his face was her entire existence. Learning his every line, every movement, and every flicker of thought is what kept her alive. After her experience with isolation and torture, she is left with a fierce desire for justice - and a heightened ability to interpret the body language of both the living and the dead.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Go Jude!
- By AudioAddict on 01-21-17
By: Anne Frasier
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The Devil and Mrs. Davenport
- A Novel
- By: Paulette Kennedy
- Narrated by: Lauren Ezzo
- Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 316
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 299
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 299
Missouri, 1955. Loretta Davenport has led an isolated life as a young mother and a wife to Pete, an ambitious assistant professor at a Bible college. They’re the picture of domestic tranquility—until a local girl is murdered and Loretta begins receiving messages from beyond. Pete dismisses them as delusions of a fevered female imagination. Loretta knows they’re real—and frightening.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I didn’t think I would Like this book
- By Bonnie on 01-14-25
By: Paulette Kennedy
Darkly humorous with an Amazing narrator
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Great storyline.
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Hoping for better
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Loved the character!!!
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Not what I was expecting
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Suspense Smut Spite
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Intense
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Should have some trigger warnings at beginning
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At least I finished it.
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For fans of Dexter, you’ve met the perfect literary companion.
I loved this book far more than I should have!!
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