• How to Elude a Vampire

  • VRC: Vampire Related Crimes, Book 2
  • By: Alice Winters
  • Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
  • Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (834 ratings)

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How to Elude a Vampire

By: Alice Winters
Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
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Finn

When the vampire stalking me sent me a letter, I was prepared for my new life with the man I love to get thrown into chaos. But as the days stretch on and nothing happens, I become determined not to allow that monster to rule my life and decide that Marcus and I will move on.

We can’t always allow the past to haunt us. If that includes pestering Marcus and harassing my fellow detectives, they’d better learn to love it because I’m not going anywhere, even if they like to remind me I’m the only human working in a department filled with vampires.

But Marcus loves me for who I am, even if he’s not crazy about the cute pet names I call him like McBitey. Being with him is more than I could have dreamed, and even with the trials thrown in our way, he never fails to make me smile.

Marcus

When Finn joined the VRC, I never expected how everything would change. Now that he’s the brightest part of my days, I’m unsure of how I existed without him. Before Finn and I can settle into our new life together, we’re called in as lead detectives when a body is found in the river, and the case soon hits closer to home than we anticipated.

I want to be by Finn’s side to keep him safe, but at the same time, Finn’s fighting for the freedom he’s always wanted after being forced to live a life of fear. What I do know is that my future is with Finn, no matter what happens.

How to Elude a Vampire is the second in the VRC series and contains a display of manly prowess that doesn't go as desired, reluctant bonding with a new pet, interfering with a snarky Russian's love life, misuse of office supplies, a vampire with a killer fashion sense but very little game, a total lack of ancient kung fu powers, a feisty human who almost always gets his way, and the possessive vampire who adores him.

©2019 Alice Winters (P)2020 Alice Winters

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Wonderful

This was a fantastic second book to this amazing series! I couldn't stop listening to it! This narrator and author together are an amazing team!

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love this book

this book is is the second book and its amazing. You fall in love with Finn and Markus. This is a very funny book but it makes you worry as well with an epic twist at the end

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loved it

Alice Winters is an awesome writer. I like this series but I think this book was my favorite. Michael is an awesome narrator. He does the voices so well. I can't wait to see how the next book is.

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YES!!!

This writer is amazing. The main human character Finn is so cheeky and funny. The characters are so well written that it makes me sad that Finn is not actually real. He would be an awesome person to hang out with. This book is a must read. It has action, murder mystery, vampires, steamy love scenes, and LOL funny.

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great story

this is a great series and it offers plenty of smiles and giggles. thank you for writing this! the narrator does a phenomenal job.

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How To Elude A Vampire

Loved it. I listened to the audio after reading a few chapters of the book because I love Michael’s narrations and I honestly had chills hearing the voice Michael used for the villain. He is such a spectacular performance artist. He just makes the book next level.

Highly recommend, both the book and the audiobook.

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Another enjoyable listen

Finn and Marcus are back with all the usual characters and we are introduced to Claude. The big scary vampire is still stalking Finn and things come to a head with An interesting twist.

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Loved it

This was so good!! Action packed, hilarious, sweet and suspenseful!!! Marcus and Finn are trying to live their lives while the mysterious vampire is still a threat to Finn! I’m still in shock!!! We get to meet Marcus’ brother and he is a hoot!!! Such a great story!!!!
Narration was spot on!! Michael ferraiuolo did a fantastic job!!

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perfect performance

never picked up a book by this author or narrator that I didn't love!

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Not Your Average Angsty Vampire

I saw this book/series when I first downloaded audible more than a year ago. Contrast to popular opinion, I dislike vampires and their stories because of all their angst and, for lack of empathy, whining. I saw it again and again as I got more books and I finally go a different Alice Winters series and absolutely loved it. Her style perfect execution of sarcasm and comedy is phenomenal and i got another of her series and loved it as well. Now I've listened to the first two of these and I can happily tell you this is not your average angsty vampire story! I love every minute of it.

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