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Finn  

When the vampire stalking me sent me a letter, I was prepared for my new life with the man I love to get thrown into chaos. But as the days stretch on and nothing happens, I become determined not to allow that monster to rule my life and decide that Marcus and I will move on.

We can’t always allow the past to haunt us. If that includes pestering Marcus and harassing my fellow detectives, they’d better learn to love it because I’m not going anywhere, even if they like to remind me I’m the only human working in a department filled with vampires.

But Marcus loves me for who I am, even if he’s not crazy about the cute pet names I call him like McBitey. Being with him is more than I could have dreamed, and even with the trials thrown in our way, he never fails to make me smile.

Marcus

When Finn joined the VRC, I never expected how everything would change. Now that he’s the brightest part of my days, I’m unsure of how I existed without him. Before Finn and I can settle into our new life together, we’re called in as lead detectives when a body is found in the river, and the case soon hits closer to home than we anticipated.

I want to be by Finn’s side to keep him safe, but at the same time, Finn’s fighting for the freedom he’s always wanted after being forced to live a life of fear. What I do know is that my future is with Finn, no matter what happens.

How to Elude a Vampire is the second in the VRC series and contains a display of manly prowess that doesn't go as desired, reluctant bonding with a new pet, interfering with a snarky Russian's love life, misuse of office supplies, a vampire with a killer fashion sense but very little game, a total lack of ancient kung fu powers, a feisty human who almost always gets his way, and the possessive vampire who adores him.

©2019 Alice Winters (P)2020 Alice Winters

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amazing as always

It's review time 🎧 Warning ⚠️ : not a standalone, Vampire romance, mm romance. “Can your tiny little legs keep up?” Karsyn asks. Marcus waves at him like he’s going to defend me. “Shh, Karsyn. He doesn’t like it when you make fun of his speed. You’re like a cheetah, baby,” Marcus encourages. Narrator score🎧 ; Michael is amazing as always, i just adore his talent so very much. “Ah, makes sense, you’re so manly your eyes probably have no idea what tears are. Are they rejecting your body? Are they confused? Hurry up, Grandpa. Ooh, you know the whole Daddy thing? I don’t need a Daddy, I got a Grandpa.” Level of steam🔥: its not about s** at all, this book is all about banter and a full on story. And even when they are getting to it, its full of fun and bante, and I love it. “There is something wrong with this family and I love it!” Marcus says as he smacks his leg. Level of anxiety and sadness0😱😢: yes its a comedy. But somehow this author can bring you a serious story in to the comedy and she did it amazingly. "I do have a weakness for popcorn. Its better to coated blood instead butter." The book itself📖: Alice out done her self with this book. She brought us a great fantasy, with a wonderful detective story. I love that she keeps a united front with this story, they are a solid couple through it all. And I adore it. It was a wonderful book, I can't wait to the 3rd and 4th books on audible. 😍😍😍 because Michael in a Russian accent is the absolute best thing in the world.

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Amazing

I love this book. I loved the narrator. I love the author. I'm so happy

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So excited for the second book!

So excited, been waiting on this book to come out. Been waiting to find out who caused the “accident”. Also really want more Carson and De-gray. Wish a spine off of them would happen.

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Read the book

I read this book and loved it but when I appeared with Michael Ferraiuolo narrating it, I had to have it. This author and narrator are a winning combination. Love it and highly recommend it.

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Fantastic

This series is in my all time favorite spot. The story, characters , narrator are fabulous.

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loved it😍😍😍

I love Alice Winters books and this doesn't disappoint. This story is so funny and Michael Ferraiuolo does a fantastic job as always. definitely will be relistening to this series again.

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Funny. I'm glad the bad guy was resolved

I hate it when the villain drags out for several books. The origin of vampires was weak and a subplot pertaining to that made no sense. I did do a small rant with my hubby about it. The dog is tired of listening to me complain about books and left the room. The reader did an excellent job.

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Loved It a Lot

I love the VRC series and How to Elude audio was just as amazing as the rest of the stories. Book 1 introduced the characters and the world where vampires have their own unit in a police department investigating vampire committed crimes and even though romantic relationship had a kind of HEA the most scary trope was unresolved. I enjoyed the resolution of the Finn's ongoing nightmare and liked how things turned out. Loved all the characters and their interactions. Narrator did an amazing job with the story and voices and accents. I can't wait for book 3 in the Vampire Related Crimes series, Karsyn and Claude YAY.

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Love it!

Love everything that Alice writes! Michael gives her characters so much life especially the funny part. Can’t help but laugh out loud. Highly recommended!

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OMG YES YES YES

i was so happy when this book was finally out it is the one of the best book i have listen to this year and michael did a great job with all the characters voices cant wait for the next book

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  • 11-24-20

Fantastic VRC Sequel

Finn and Marcus return to solve once and for all the mystery of who has been stalking Finn for years. It's a family affair as the couple are supported by Finn's father and sister, as well as their work family or Karsyn, Brookes, etc. We also get to meet Marcus's brother, Claude who is one of those characters you love to hate at times, but I think will ultimately win us over in the next book in the series. I thought the pacing was decent, with a good balance between the action sequences, the romance and the humour. It's lovely to see Marcus and Finn as an established couple in this book. They've lost none of their banter, but their bond and protective streaks have certainly grown. I'm delighted too, that Karsyn is as sarcastic as ever - he really makes me laugh and I'm looking forward to seeing what Ms Winters had in store for him. Michael Ferraiuolo has done another wonderful job of bringing these characters and the story to life...excellent narration.

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  • Sam Baker
  • 11-23-20

Hilarious!

Great story, fantastic narrator, just brilliant all round! Can't wait for the next one 😊👍

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  • Aussiebumwearer
  • 11-11-20

Loved It!

Yet another great audiobook! Loved It! Just the right amount of snark, sass, moodiness, sexy times and just outrageous laughter. This is certainly the type of book I love to hear, and Mr MF does an outstanding performance 🎭 I so hope the rest of the books will be released in audiobook format as I can’t wait for the next instalment!! Definitely worth 5🌟’s 😁😁😊