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Publisher's Summary

"One of the best damn bounty hunters. Period." (James Brownstone)

Johnny Walker was a good bounty hunter in his day. James Brownstone good.

But everybody has a line. Johnny found his when his teenage daughter was murdered. Who was the killer? Even Johnny couldn't figure it out. Everybody's favorite dwarf retreated to his cabin in the swamp with his two hound dogs by his side and retired with his guns, his whiskey, and his memories.

Except magical monsters weren't done with him...yet.

A young female shifter has gone missing, and her parents are dead. The Feds know that Johnny is her only hope, and the clock is ticking.

Johnny can't say no this time. He's off to New York City with Light Elf Fed Lisa Breyer to get her back.

Dwarf the Bounty Hunter is back to kick ass and take names. Or maybe just kick ass. What will he do when the clues connect to the 15-year-old cold case of his daughter's murder?

©2020 LMBPN Publishing (P)2021 Tantor

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Honest Review - Do Not Bother

Idea seems great, but the writing is misogynistic. Who wouldn't want to read an urban fantasy (sort of?) about a dwarf bounty hunter? I waited and waited and there just wasn't enough action for a bounty hunter. Do not recommend.

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A breath of fresh air!

Story and narration are on point! Love the humor and the fact it’s about getting S@@T done! Do yourself a favor and get this book for some down to earth story telling.

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I Love This Gritty Series

I read the first kindle release and now own all eight so far. At first I really wasn't all that impressed with Wayne Mitchell's narrative. Honestly my mind had a bit different dialect (more Cajun). but by chapter two I was hooked.
I am so looking forward to book two in Audible (Don't Give A Dwarf). That just means I will be accruing the Audibles as they are released.
Martha, Michael please keep these stories coming.

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Modern day story with a Fantasy world Twist!

Made me laugh non stop... Love me some dwarves and his attitude was perfect for a twist on the story/environment where I normally think of Fantasy based creatures storys should be. Got this book to give it a try and see what I thought... enjoyed it and got the 2nd book now too.

I'm always wary about new books/authors/performers... took the risk on this and glad i did! performance was TOP KNOTCH... distinct character voices and accents across the board.

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Better then expected.

The story is pretty good. They did a good job with the dialog. The action was good too. not too much and not OP.

It took me a minute to place the inspiration for the voices but I got it. Buford T Justice. Thats what I hear in the caricature of Jonny.

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Very enthusiastic narrator!

Each main character had their own 'voice' and action scenes had action paced narration. I really enjoyed this book.

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  • 07-29-21

This was such a fun listen!

I love Martha and Michael's books - and this one is no exception.

Johnny Walker is a retired level 6 bounty hunter dwarf. He stopped when his daughter was murdered and has been living in seclusion with his coon hounds, Rex and Luther. Until one day he gets a visit from the government asking him to come out of retirement and find a kidnapped 12 year old girl called Amanada.

Lisa, a half light elf, joins Johnny as they follow the clues in finding Amanda. They are helped along the way by Rex and Luther.

Johnny is the only one to understand the dogs and holds conversations with them. The most hilarious parts of this book are when Rex and Luther are talking - the narrator, Wayne Mitchell, really gets into character with these 2 funny dogs. I spent a lot of the book laughing at them.

This book is well worth a listen - Wayne narrated this book so well, definitely one of the best narrators I've come across.

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  • 07-01-21

Decent

A good book, it has been a while coming to audio and as such I think I made my mind up as to how the characters sounded. still I'm sure I'll get used to them in time. Good book, decent narrator.